*GOLGAPPA's POV*
Shimla a small town in India is known only for two things . One its natural beauty and the other is a crazy couple called RISHBALA meaning Rishabh and Madhubala.
Well I am Madhu's favorite Teddy Mr. Golgappa . Now you must be wondering what kind of a name is this for teddy bear . Well unique people give unique names only . OK jokes apart , for me its a name because Madhu loves golgappa to no extent and secondly she founds me cute like a golgappa . So I am going to narrate you the story of this crazy couple called Rishbala .
RK and Madhu have been childhood friends and their childhood friendship turned into marriage . I have been gifted to madhu at her 2nd birthday by Madhu's dad and she named me Mr.Golgappa . Can you believe it that on her birthday her neighbor din't brought any gift for Madhu in Madhu's birthday party so she was crying so much that her mom put golgappa with sweet tamarind sauce and she liked it so much that she even made me eat and then she named me . And the next instant I was in washing machine for cleaning . Since then she has been calling me Mr. golgappa and from then I am with her , in fact even after her marriage with her childhood friend cum crush cum love Rishabh she took me with her , to her in-laws house . Can you imagine that I have been the only sole witness of Rishbala's passionate love making scene that I always felt so embarrassed but still my Maddy never used to leave me alone even during their love session . She would put me on sofa and then continue her romance and *ahem ahem* with Rishabh.
They both had feelings towards each other since their pre-school days . RK used to guard her and protect her from dangers and harms . His concern and love towards her was seen in his eyes. Madhu also liked RK from childhood . He was handsome and caring and he never ever allowed anyone to say anything bad about her or trouble her . Even in school teachers wouldn't punish Madhu knowing RK's wrath .
Their family had no objection with RK and Madhu's friendship nor marriage . In fact Shamsher and Padmini treated RK like their own son and RK's parent treated Madhu like their own daughter.
Now from here I will tell you how these crazy couple behave with each other and why they are so crazy .
Once in 11th std RK quietly came to Madhu's room through balcony at night and put some pink color dye on her toothbrush and went away . Next morning when Madhu woke up she put toothpaste on her brush and brushed her teeth . Everything was normal till breakfast when her mom said her something and she laughed and her parents seeing her couldn't control their laughter.
"Mom Dad what's so funny ? Why are you laughing so much ?" Madhu asked Padmini
"From which toothpaste did you brush ? Honey" Padmini asked Madhu suppressing her laughter
"My favorite toothpaste only . Why ?" she replied quite confused
Shamsher - But it doesn't look so .
Why dad . What's wrong ?
"Go and see it in the mirror" Padmini said
"I don't understand why mom dad are laughing so much as if I am mad" she says this to herself . With this she goes to her rooms mirror and suddenly
"RKKK . You idiot . I will not leave you " With this she runs in jet speed form her house
"Honey at least have your breakfast dear" Padmini said to Madhu while controlling her laughter
"I will have it at that Monkey's house" she said glaring at her mother .
With this she went to RK's house
Radha - Oh Madhu . Come and have breakfast dear .
"No aunty . I will do it later . Firstly where is Monkey ?"
Radha saw her teeth and she couldn't control her laughter
Madhu glaring at Radha "Even you aunty . See what your monkey son did to me"
RK was coming downstairs with Mohan . When they both notices her glaring at RK.
"RK you monkey how dare you ?"
Mohan notices her pink teeth and starts laughing . When Madhu glares at him
"Dad I will come in some time" said RK
"Dare you run to your room Mr. Kundra"
"Who said I was running . I was going to bring my bag . And toothpaste to remove your teeth color" RK said faking innocence .
After sometime finishing their breakfast RK went to his room to get his bag and comb his hair . While on the other hand after finishing her breakfast Madhu took a piece of paper and glue and in Bold letters wrote "KICK ME VERY HARD" . With this she tip toed to RK's room and while RK was combing his hair to get ready for school , Madhu very quietly and stealthily stick that paper at the back of RK's shirt . RK couldn't even come to know that Madhu sticked something at his back of the shirt .
While coming downstairs Radha and Mohan suddenly started laughing
"The joke on Madhu is over . Why are you guys still laughing ?"
Mohan - Because the joke on you has started .
"What ? I din't understand ?"
Radha pulls the paper from the back of RK's shirt and gives it to RK
"Madhuuu"
"Score levels Mr. Kundra . Even you played a prank and so did I"
Well this was just an instance of their craziness which I witnessed . They never ever behaved like a normal couple or friend , each time pulling pranks at each other and I guess that's what was unique about their relationship and distinguished this couple as an extra-ordinary couple from others . Romance doesn't only mean to be sweet like sugar or honey with your partner but also being what you are and teasing them or playing pranks on each other so that the element of life i.e "fun" doesn't gets missed in romance . Yeah no doubt romance is needed but then only being romantic is too sweet in life and one can never ever have only sweet food . They need different flavors in food especially spicy , so being crazy in love with each other was a spicy element making them fall for each other more and more . But I am sure that you are still not convinced of this crazy couple's , crazy love and behavior towards each other .
Rk worked in a MNC and Madhu was a teacher in a school . So once RK had to go in one of his office party . He wished to take Madhu , but since partners were denied as it was purely for office people so RK couldn't take her . And this couple entry was denied because of Rishbala . You will come to know how .
Rk after coming from shower goes to room to get ready when he is shocked to see that the clothes he took out for the party weren't on bed . He checked his cupboard and to his another shock all party wear clothes and all his office clothes weren't there . His cupboard was empty. He knew this kind of stuffs can be pulled by Madhu only . He looks at her , who was smiling looking at him sitting on their bed with a magazine.
"Madhu not now . I m getting late . Where did you kept all my clothes ?"
"Even I want to come with you I don't want to be here alone . I will get bored or either you don't go to the party Na"
"Madhu you know this party is really important that I can't miss it . And I want to take you with me but I can't because this time the rule is not to come with partners"
"And its all because of you . if last year in the party you wouldn't have kissed me publically and made your boss embarrass in front of his wife then I could have come with you this time . But no , Rishabh Kundra got so romantic in the party that he kissed his wife and that too for 3 whole minutes without even letting me breathe . You Emraan Hashmi !"
"Ohh really Mrs. Kundra ! You are blaming me as if you din't enjoy kissing me . I only started the kiss but when I was going to stop the kiss then suddenly you pulled me so tightly and kissed me so hard till we were out of breathe" RK said quite shocked with Madhu's accusation
Madhu felt embarrassed and making faces "I want to kill your boss . How could he come up with such orders and that too for party . Doesn't he knows that Rishabh Kundra never ever goes anywhere alone . Even if its shopping mall or purchasing vegetable Madhubala Kundra always comes with him"
RK was chuckling seeing her cute Biwi complaing "We both will kill our boss together . But not now so give me my clothes" .
Madhu was still adamant at her point "No I will not . Even I want to come . Or else you don't go to party Na"
"Biwi try to understand . You can't . Comm'on Biwi give me my clothes . How will I go"
"Go in this towel only , to the party"
RK after realising what Madhu said in a teasing manner said "Madhu if that's what you want then I have no problem . Because with only this towel as my dress my hot physique can make many women employees in the party go gaga over me . So if that's what you want then I am ready to go to party with only this towel wrapped around my lower body . B.I.W.I.I.I"
"And RK if by any chance your towel by mistakes gets unwrapped from your body or malfunction happens then ??"
"It will not be embarrassing I guess . And then you know what all can happen Biwi after all your gutter mind works more faster than me in such things .*winks*"
thinking of those female employees eyeing his handsome husband with lusty eyes made her jealous "RK youuu... And she throws the magazine at him"
She brings his clothes and gives it to him . But RK notices her sad face and to cheer her up he try's cracking jokes but that doesn't help . Even he wants to take Madhu because he feels incomplete without her . Suddenly he got an idea .
"Biwi . Get ready we are going to the party"
"But how RK ? Your boss hasn't allowed spouses"
"Yeah so who told you that I am taking you ? I am taking Raftaar Singh with me"
quite confused "Raftaar Singh ... who is he ?? I din't get you RK"
"Ohhh Biwi you are so cute and innoncent"
And with this RK disguised Madhu in Punjabi male getup with beard and turban .
"Waah Biwi you look so sexy as sardar that I want to eat you up now"
"RK lets go , because this party is important for you" Madhu said blushingly
"And remember Biwi that this time we will not do any PDA or kissing else I will be out from my office"
"Ohhh RK I am not gay that I will kiss you or do PDA with you in public .*winks*"
And so this crazy couple's crazy love lead them entry to the party as RK and RK's friend Raftaar Singh aka Madhu Rishabh Kundra and the best part was that nobody in the party could recognize her not even RK's boss .
Now you must be wondering that this much craziness is OK between a husband and a wife . Naaah . Hold on audience there's more instances to make you believe that if there was an Oscar award for crazy couple then Rishbala would have won it every time.
*One night while sleeping*
"RK look at me . See this sunny weather has lead my skin to tan . My milky white complexion is turning into wheatish . Why is this sun so bad ? "
"Don't worry Biwi put sunscreen or take up skin docter's advice"
"But RK sunscreen or medication will take time na to de-tan . I wanted an instant de-tan"
"Biwi . Don't worry . Lets sleep . Tomorrow we will figure out something"
*Next morning*
RK paints her face with white color .
When madhu wakes up . She sees RK hovering over her doing something to her with paintbrush.
She pushes him and looks at mirror.
Madhu Shouting at the top of her voice "RKKK . What the hell is this ?"
"Relax Biwi . Yesterday you only said that sun is bad and your milky white complexion has turned to wheatish complexion due to tanning and you wanted an instant de-tan . So I thought to de-tan it in an instant with the help of this white drawing color . Creams will take time to de-tan your skin but white paint color will do this in an instant . See look at you . You are looking as white as snow my Snow Beauty . See I m such a loving husband that I am making my wife happy"
"You are a mad husband and crazy and stupid and a prankster husband"
She goes to washroom to remove all the white color paint from her face .
"Biwi come back . You are looking really like milk - white white" RK says sitting on the bed and laughing .
"RK I will kill you . You crazy" she says irritated shouting from washroom
That same night rk was going to return late from his office and he told madhu on phone to have her dinner as he will have it from his office since he was going to be late . Madhu and RK never eat alone but at certain situations they din't feel like eating but for the sake of the other they would eat . Since sleep was a far off thing from Madhu's eyes because she was waiting for RK so she thought to do something for RK . Madhu took RK's shaving cream from washroom and spread it all over RK's pillow in such a way that RK couldn't come to know about it.
Post midnight when RK came
"Biwi I am feeling so damn sleepy . I will just change and come"
"OK Rishu"
After RK went to washroom to change she was giggling imagining RK's reaction . When RK came back he laid down on the bed and put his head on the pillow . Suddenly he felt some smell from his pillow .
RK in a sleepy voice asked "Biwi did you put some perfume on pillow? The smell is good"
"No RK . Why ?" Madhu said feigning innocence
RK , though he was sleepy suddenly feeling something soft on his hand tried to open his sleepy eyes and looks at that soft thing on his hand "Biwwwiii"
"OMG RK just look at you today in the morning I was white like snow and now at night you are white like ghost . Just look at your face now" Madhu said to RK controling her laughter
"I will not spare you Biwi for this"
And with this he holds her and rubs the shaving cream of his face on Madhu's cheek and soon their passion filled night starts .
So still you aren't satisfied with these instances . OK now this one will definitely make you agree that Rishbala are indeed a crazy couple .
It was one fine Sunday evening and RK was so grossed up in his work that from the past 10 hrs he dint even spare a glance towards Madhu .
"RK at least look at me for once . Since past 10 hrs you are looking only at your lappy and not at your wife . Is the lappy so beautiful that you can't remove your eyes from there and even spare a glance at your sexy Biwi ?"
"Biwi not now . Let me complete this work first then I will keep looking at you till tomorrow . Happy" RK replied still engrossed in his work
So Madhu to gain his attention went to her room then to kitchen and made a replica of pizza from cardboard , glue and newspaper and colored it in such a way that no one can distinguish it from the real pizza . Then with real ketchup and the cardboard made pizza she went to RK with all the love she can show through her eyes to RK .
"Rishu since morning you are so engrossed in your laapy that you haven't even spared a glance at your beautiful wife in the past 10 hrs . Have some snacks RK . I made your favorite chicken crust pizza with extra cheese " Madhu said to RK with so much of love in her words .
RK suddenly looking at his favorite chicken crust pizza
"Thanks a lot Madhu . I love you for this pizza . BTW its looking so hard"
Madhu starts to think of an answer so that at least he puts this pizza in his mouth "uhhh ... Ammm ... Yeah Rishu by mistake I had put less Cheese on its topping and more flour so it might have become hard . Before it becomes cold and turns more hard eat it"
RK soon takes a slice of pizza and puts it in his mouth to bite .
"Madhuuu"
She runs from there . And soon they run in every corner of the house.
"Madhu come here . This is not fair . Treating your poor Patidev with cardboard and newspaper pizza . Yuckkk"
"Haha RK my wish is fulfilled"
"Which wish ?" RK asked Madhu while trying to catch hold her
"You weren't sparing a glance at me from the past 10 hrs and it was making me bore , so I thought lets have some fun time so that at least you give some attention to your beautiful Biwi" still running away from RK
"Oh so this was fun to you"
"Yeah RK . Comm'on RK . Catch me if you can"
RK soon catches Madhu by her arms and starts tickling her
"Now I will have fun time" .
"Rk leave me . I know what your fun is"
"So Biwi since you are so smart then Albert Einstein knowing what my fun is where should we begin ? Here in the hall on sofa or on our soft soft bed ?"
With that RK takes Madhu to their room and after that they have some really good passionate and yes of course in RKs term some "fun moment" .
"Mr. Golgappa now put a stop to the story here and let us enjoy or else the audiences gutter mind will start working to their fullest level" Madhu said to me
"OK OK Maddy"
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And now let me close my eyes because I can't witness such things . I feel shy .
So you thought that crazy couples exist only in TV ? Nope . Meet Rishbala and then your doubts will be cleared.
Yes they are a crazy couple . Because only with each other they can be the real "me". It's said that in marriage to keep your love and romance alive you need to be crazy but then our Rishbala have always showed everything to the extreme level , so they weren't little but extreme crazy . Crazy for each other , crazy for their love for each other , crazy for their trust they knew will live as a secret with each other , crazy for the romance they they do and they have for each other . And with this let me sleep so that tomorrow again I can watch another episode of my show of crazy couple .
P.S. - I haven't proof read it so ignore grammatical and spelling errors .
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