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A big hordings written Mumbai 20 km in english as well as in Marathi.Mumbai is not just a city for many.This is city of dreams.It gives chance to aspire,miracle to happen,dust to become star.Everyday thousands of people came here with lots of dreams and I am also arrived here today.I am arrived here to fulfill my dream.Dream of making big in showbiz.Dream of becoming comedian.Dream of making people laugh...The bus driver puts his feet on break and Bus stopped.
Titu hum Mumbai aa gaye.
Haa Panchi Mumbai aa to gaye hai ab rahne ka thikana dhundhana hoga taki aaram aur khana dono acche se ho sake
Racchu Di k ghar chale wahi kuch din stay kar lenge phir jo hoga dekh lenge
We went to Rachana di's house to stay for sometime .We get warm welcome from everyone except Manoramaji.
At office of Kapil sir.
Sir Aashish Agrwal came to meet you??
Tell him to leave and come back tomorrow.I hate late comers and this person is two hour late.This is beginning and his tantrum is own way .God knows what he will do later.
Wo hai khafa hamare late aane se
Titu chala to tha samay par kambakahat kabhi sadak k gaddho ne kabhi traffic ne maar daala.
Auto ne kabhi saath choda to Rickshaw ne saath nibhaya.
Par aapke kutte ne to Titu ko maar hi dala Itna daudaya ki shareer k har purze ko hila dala aur aap kahte Titu ne late karwa dala.
Very well done Titu director said amusingly. Dont be late next time.
Ill be ontime from next time sir.Every thing is going so smooth and looks like a fairytale till me and Panchi doesnt went for house hunt.Humid hot weather of Mumbai is so exhausting and this task of finding a house forget house we failed to seal a deal even for a room.
Panchi maine apni poori zindagi mai itni mehnat kabhi nahi ki jitni aaj ki hai .
Haa Titu aaj to hum bhi bahut thak gaye hai.Mathura mai to ghar dhundhana kitna aasan hai aur yahan???
Aur wo moti aunty kali bhains kis tarah se baat kar rahi thi tumse .Hum bachlors ko room nahi dete and Tum dono mujhe married nahi lagte .Ab kya marriage certificate leke ghumun har time ki dekho I am Titu and she is my wife Panchi. we need a room .
A man passing nearbye stopped there and said Bhau aapko room chahiye .Tichi nodded.Come with me Ill arrange a room in five star,three star or in a lodge.
Bhaiyaa hume rent par room chahiye
haa to hotel wala lega na tumse bhada kya bole to rent ,rent.
Bhaishaeb hum ghar dhundh rahe hai..
To aise bolne ka na khali phokat peter ka time waste kar diya..
Titu Mimic like peter and then the fat lady and Panchi laughed hard.
Today we didnt find a house but might we find tomorrow.
Titu hum Mumbai aa gaye.
Haa Panchi Mumbai aa to gaye hai ab rahne ka thikana dhundhana hoga taki aaram aur khana dono acche se ho sake
Racchu Di k ghar chale wahi kuch din stay kar lenge phir jo hoga dekh lenge
We went to Rachana di's house to stay for sometime .We get warm welcome from everyone except Manoramaji.
At office of Kapil sir.
Sir Aashish Agrwal came to meet you??
Tell him to leave and come back tomorrow.I hate late comers and this person is two hour late.This is beginning and his tantrum is own way .God knows what he will do later.
Wo hai khafa hamare late aane se
Titu chala to tha samay par kambakahat kabhi sadak k gaddho ne kabhi traffic ne maar daala.
Auto ne kabhi saath choda to Rickshaw ne saath nibhaya.
Par aapke kutte ne to Titu ko maar hi dala Itna daudaya ki shareer k har purze ko hila dala aur aap kahte Titu ne late karwa dala.
Very well done Titu director said amusingly. Dont be late next time.
Ill be ontime from next time sir.Every thing is going so smooth and looks like a fairytale till me and Panchi doesnt went for house hunt.Humid hot weather of Mumbai is so exhausting and this task of finding a house forget house we failed to seal a deal even for a room.
Panchi maine apni poori zindagi mai itni mehnat kabhi nahi ki jitni aaj ki hai .
Haa Titu aaj to hum bhi bahut thak gaye hai.Mathura mai to ghar dhundhana kitna aasan hai aur yahan???
Aur wo moti aunty kali bhains kis tarah se baat kar rahi thi tumse .Hum bachlors ko room nahi dete and Tum dono mujhe married nahi lagte .Ab kya marriage certificate leke ghumun har time ki dekho I am Titu and she is my wife Panchi. we need a room .
A man passing nearbye stopped there and said Bhau aapko room chahiye .Tichi nodded.Come with me Ill arrange a room in five star,three star or in a lodge.
Bhaiyaa hume rent par room chahiye
haa to hotel wala lega na tumse bhada kya bole to rent ,rent.
Bhaishaeb hum ghar dhundh rahe hai..
To aise bolne ka na khali phokat peter ka time waste kar diya..
Titu Mimic like peter and then the fat lady and Panchi laughed hard.
Today we didnt find a house but might we find tomorrow.