*~Post Funny Shayari Here~* - Page 4

tu kahe to mein mar jaunga mit jaunga lut jaunga barbad ho jaunga
par pehle tujhse ye sab na karva sako
to mein phir ashiq na sahi lekin gadha zaroor kehlaunga

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Computer shayri

Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaloo
Apne dil ke hard disk pe aur kitni files daloon


Apne chehre se ruswaii ka error to hatao
Ai janeman apne dil ka password to batao



Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhtae hain
Warna aap jaisey softwares to bazaar main biktay hain



Roz raat aap meray sapney main atey ho
Mujhay pyaar ka mouse bana ker ungaliyon per nachate ho



Teray pyaar ka email meray dil ko lubhaata hai
Per beech main teray baap ka virus ajata hai



Aur karvaoogay humsey kitnaa intizaar
Humarey dil pe kabhi enter to maro yaar



Apni insult ka badlaa dekho kaise loonga
Janeman teray baap ko shift delete kar doon ga



Apkay nakhrey dil pe bang hogaye
Do PC joodtey joodtey hang hogaye



Aap jaison ke liye dil ko cut diya kartey hain
Warna baki cases main to copy paste kiya kartey hain


Ho gayi galti humse, click ho gaya mouse
Duniya ki parwaah chhodo, ban jaao meri spouse!




Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space



Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down



Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga
Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga



Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya
Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya



Kya chaal hai tumhaari, jaise chalti hai koi cat
What is your ICQ number, aao karein chat



Tum jabse meri zindagi mein, aayi ho banke female
Yaad raha na ab kuch, na postman , na e-Mail



Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, tum nahi ho Aish,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash