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MURDER OF A DONKEY


barabanki say mili hai yeH alam-naak kHabar
aik insaan nay kiya aik gadhe ka murder

hai! yeH qatal keH jiss maiN koi mulzim na wakeel
na adaalat, na wakaalat, na zamaanat, na apeal


eiN cheH zulm ast keH baadeeda-e-tarmi beenam
taigH-e-qaatil hamaaH bar gardan-e-kHarmi beenam

kHar bhi ab jaNg ko taiyyaar nazar aa-tay haiN
aalmi jaNg kay aasar nazar aa-tay haiN

iss say pah-lay kay bhaRhak uTheiN gadhoN kay jazbaat
kHar-e-maqtool kay ba-ray maiN yeH ho tahqiqaat
[ kHar-e-maqtool= killed donkey]

yeH gadha kaun tha, kis mulk ka bashinda tha?
kya kisi kHaas jamaat ka numainda tha?


qatal say pah-lay kis baat peH sharminda tha?
kya saboot iska keH woH murdaaH tha ya zinda tha?


bahar-e-taqreer kabhi us-nay zabaaN kholi thi?
aur kholi thi to urdu to nahin boli thi?


ab say pah-lay woH parastaar-e-wafa tha keH nahiN?
yeH jawaaN marg hamesha say gadha tha keH nahiN?


yeH bhi maloom kiya jaaye ba-tahqeeq-e-tamaam
kis liye qatal hua hai yeH kHar-e-gul andaam


kahiN yeH qatal siyasat ka natija to nahiN?
mar-nay waala kisi leader ka bhatija to nahiN?


kahiN iss qatal kay pichhe koi saazish to nahiN?
kahiN yeH bhi kammunistoN ki nawaazish to nahiN?


kahiN iss qatal kay pichhe koi rumaan na ho?
kahiN yeH qatal kisi nazm ka unwaan na ho?

kahiN bimaar-e-gHam-e-dil to nahiN tha yeH gadha?
kahiN kHud apna hi qaatil to nahiN tha yeH gadha?

mujh ko Dar hai yeH gadha haq ka parastaar na ho
zauq kay daur maiN gHaalib ka tarafdaar na ho

agar aisa hai to iss qatal peH afsos hi kya
mar-nay wala bhi gadha, maar-nay wala bhi gadha

SAFED SARI PAR JAB TUM LAL BINDI LAGITI HO,

KHUDA KASAM AMBULANCE NAZAR ATI HO,

FARAK YE HAI KI WOH GHAYAL KO LE JATI HAI

AUR TUM ACHAY BHALAY KO GHAYAL KAR JATI HO.

Thankz Rukhi...



Chandni Chok pay agr Fawara Na Hota.

Khyber Gate Ka aisa Nazara Na Hota.

Fashion Ne Larkion Ko Bigara Na Hota.

To Aaj Ek B Larka Awara Na Hota 😛

Aik larki thi dDeewani si,

mObile lay kr chalti thi...

Nazrain jhuka kay, ghabra kay......

mObile may mast si rhti thi....

kuch pOchna tha shayad uskO...

Janay kis say darti thi....

jab bhi mjhay milti thi...

tO aksar pOcha krti thi....

"Ye chalu kaisay hOta hay..............." 😉

^ Both of them are very good 😃

Laakhon honge nigaah mein kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...

Mere pyaar ke 'icon' pe

kabhi to 'double-click' karo...

Tere pyar ka E-MAIL mere dil ko lubhata hai,par beech mein tere bhai ka VIRUS aa jata hai!

Dil e Viraan hai Yaade Tanhai hai
Maine Suna hai k tu apni biwi ka Bhai hai

Hehe... nice ones everyone!

Saw this one online so thought I'd post it:

Ladka apni dilruba se pooch raha hai
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Kya pyaar karna paap hai?
Ladke ka dost uske kaan mein bolta hai
Abbey patli gali pakad peeche uska baap hai...