Hello lovlies ! 😊
I'm back with an OS. Boredom makes me write😆 Its completely random and maybe a little lame too but who cares right. I haven't proof read or edited it properly so please ignore any typos and grammatical error.
IshRa Os: Only You
"Oh that's too funny" Ishita said giggling, reading a message on her phone.
Raman noticed his wife being too busy on her phone for some time now, though he too was busy getting ready for office, her laughter and smiles were hard to ignore. He was happy to see her like that but he was also jealous cause it wasn't him who brought these smiles and laughter to her , and because whomever she was talking to clearly took her attention that was rightfully only his, that irked him more.
"What is?" he asked buttoning his shirt.
"Subbu sended me this joke, she said continuing to give her undivided attention to her phone. That name was enough to trigger his possessive side. So it was this man who's been making his wife laugh early in the morning.
"What did he send?" he asked. It's evident that Raman is going to hate the joke no matter how funny it was. "Let's see how funny this man really is." He murmured under his breath.
"What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?" she asked trying to hold in her laughter.
Raman raised his eyebrows. He was expecting a bad joke but a bad joke about teeth seriously?!?
"Since when do teeth talk, are you mad? Or is he mad? And btw madam that's a question not a joke. Did Subbu memorize this from some dental exam?" he asked in his typical annoyed taunting style, slipping on his coat.
"Ramannn, you asked me to tell you."
Raman noticed Ishita got annoyed at his remark "Okay okay ...ummm, the tooth must of said go brace yourself" he said with a chuckle. His answer was pretty funny according to him, he mentally praised his witty nature.
Ishita gave that sarcastic look which brought Raman back to reality of his answer being not too funny.
"Okay so what did the tooth say to dentist?" he asked.
"Fill me in when you get back!" she said letting out a hearty laugh.
Raman stood still for a second, is this what his pagal madarasan was laughing over. Is this what that man had told her in the name of joke? He wondered.
"What's so funny in that?" he managed to ask.
"Get it, fill me in"
Raman shook his head to the sides sticking out his lower lip.
"Like a teeth fill in" Ishita tried to explain, but Raman just shrugged his shoulder indicating a no.
"Forget it, it's a dentist thing you won't understand." She said annoyingly. Thanks to him, now even to her the joke wasn't funny.
"I understand, but it's not funny, I say you talk to people who knows better jokes"
"Well atleast he knows better jokes then you" she said walking out the room annoyed at her husband's mockery of her sense of humor.
Though this was their normality, but the fact she had said Subbu was better than him, even if it was at telling jokes didn't set too well with him. Time to prove his Jhansi Ki Rani just how funny this Raavan Kumar can be, he thought as he took out his phone to google.
"Ruhi, tell me why was six afraid of seven" He asked over the table at breakfast. Raman's unusual question caught everyones attention.
"uffo papa, cause 7 8 9, it so old" the little drama queen said smacking her hand on her head causing everyone to laugh.
Raman looked at Ishita, who only seem to laugh at their daughter's ridicule at him. Cursing his luck, he uttered the second one he memorized.
"Romi, why that is your nose run and your feet smell?" he asked thinking this one is going to have his family in splits.
"Kyaaa?!?!?" Romi asked trying to bring his feet up to his nose. "I just took a shower"
"Areyy stop it yaar ! Stop it! Put down your feet...see nose is supposed to smell and feet are supposed to run...but people say nose is running and feet are--- Get itt?!?" Raman explained, but instead of bursts of laughter as he hoped, his family just stared.
"Are you okay Bhai?" Simmi questioned with concern.
"Of course I'm okay I was just saying a jok--" before he finished his sentence he saw the smirk on his wife's face, which irked him more she was definitely enjoying this. "Forget it...just eat, you all are a just good for that" he taunted before getting up to leave.
Only Ishita knew the reason behind her husband's odd behavior. Though his jokes weren't funny his actions were and she did have to put hell of an effort not to laugh at him."Only him" she said with a smile as she cleared the table.
***
Raman was sitting in his cabin when Mihir came in asking for signature for an important file.
"Mihir, just the person I wanted to see.Tell me a good joke..fast fast fast"
"Kyaa bhai???" Mihir asked slightly taken back.
"A good a joke, it has to be superb funny, the funniest one anyone has ever heard"
"Bhai...you okay? You aren't joking right?" Mihir asked in a slightly concerned tone at his brother sudden request.
"nahi yarr..tell me the best one you know"
"Uh I don't know Bhai, I'm not very good with jokes" Mihir admitted to Raman's distress.
"You don't even know a good joke? Which dumb person made you a CEO then? How is my sister even living with you?" Raman snapped in frustration.
" Ah you did, I don't think the joke telling was part of the job description nor it was a marriage requirement" Mihir teasingly answered.
Raman gave a stern look "Cut your smarty pant act. Do something productive go ask our staff, someone should know. If they are dumb like you, ask them to google. Then print me a report and I'll choose the best one, I need to prove that madarasan just how funny I can be."
"Ahhh so this is about bhabi, I should of known" Mihir couldn't help but smile at his Bhai. He was arrogant, the hot-headed Business man, the great Raman Kumar Bhalla to the world, a man who is known to be always sensible and serious. But when it came to matters of Bhabi, his Bhai was a totally something else, he was entirely someone else. Mihir just adored this side of his brother that not very many saw, a side that only his bhabi seems to provoke.
"I'm on it Bhai" Mihir said walking out to finish the silly assignment his brother just gave. Raman had a wicked smile on his face thinking soon enough his wife will bursting out laughing on his jokes, praising his sense of humor and he would of proven his point, he was better. No actually she would admit he was the best.
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Ishita finished up her last patient. It was a busy day for her.143 text messages from Raavan Kumar is what awaited.143 messages of jokes. Ishita quickly glanced them laughing. It wasn't the jokes that made her laugh, but rather him and his childish behavior, only he could act this way. It was evident he had wasted most part of his day trying to prove to her and she enjoyed this side of him. Nothing can makes her happier than his undivided attention only for her. She decided to play a bit.
Raman was sitting staring at his phone .waiting anxiously.
"She was so busy with her phone, replying back to that good for nothing Subbu and I've sended her all this messages and she can't even reply me one message...maybe she is busy...I should call her, haan that will make her look at her phone"
Just then a message came from her.
"LAME"
"LAME?!? Raman exclaimed reading her message. He had his whole office finding the best jokes, he had handpicked the ones to send to her and his mad madarasan just said lame. That blew his cap, he furiously dialed her number.
"Madrasan, what---" he stopped as he heard her talking to someone else.
"Ek minute, Raman is on the line" she said laughing. "Hello"
"Where are you?" he angrily asked "and with whom are you so busy laughing?"
"Subbu came, so we came together for a coffee" she answered.
Again Subbu. Again he had her laughing. Oh how much Raman hate that man now.
"Is everything okay Raman?" Ishita asked.
"Haan, you just continue with your witch laugh" saying that he hanged up and Ishita didn't miss the anger in the voice.
***
Raman was working on his laptop. His day at the office was wasted by finding jokes which meant he had to work at home catching up. His day was awful only because of her.Her ignorance to his effort had him mad. He chose to ignore her ever since he got home despite her numerous attempts to talk. He even opted for a plain toast with butter rather than the Italian pasta she had made for dinner. It was only because of her he chose to spent his entire evening in his room putting all his attention into work, but it was only her who occupied his thoughts even then.
The door to his room opened and he saw her making her way to him. He chose not to budge.
"Raman" she called out. Not getting a response from him. "I'm sorry" she said placing her hands on his shoulders.
He was ready to burst his held up anger but as he looked up and saw her sincere face. He realized what his anger has done, it had made her sad. Didn't he start this whole thing wanting to make her laugh? Just then he realized how dumb his anger really was. He had nothing to be mad about and she had nothing to be sorry about, yet she said sorry to him. Only she would do that. He let a sigh as he closed the laptop and put it to the side and made room for his wife on the bed. "
"No, I'm sorry I was being stupid" he said as he took her into a side embrace.
Finally Ishita felt her sense of peace returning which only he was capable of bringing. "So you aren't mad?" She asked as she snuggled closer to him.
"No I don't have a good enough reason to be, do I?"
"Nope, but you never do when it comes to me" she said with a chuckle.
Though she said it lightly, it was true. Raman was always unfair to her in showing out his anger. But he couldn't help it, it was only with her he could be completely himself, it was only with her he knew he would be loved despite his flaws and It was only her his heart felt comfortable in sharing everything, including his anger.
"I love you Ishita" he declared and tighten his grip on her.
"I love you too" she whispered back. They sat in the embrace for some time just feeling in the essence of being close to each other. Nothing else seemed to matter. This moment was only about them.
"Was the jokes I sent really not that funny? "He asked minutes later.
"I don't know, I didn't read them" she admitted.
" well you have to cause its far better than his"
"Are you jealous of him?" she asked looking up. Did she make him feel insecure unintentionally, she wondered at the resurfacing of the topic.
"No. I was only jealous of the fact he could make you laugh and not me" he admitted to the real reason of his so called mood out. Though it sounded like a silly reason, it was the fact.
" But You make me happy Raman...only you" she said snuggling further in his arms.
He smiled and moved his arm slightly making more room for her. Just how did she know exactly what he needs to hear? Only she was able to amaze him this way.
"And there are other things which only you can make me do" she added.
"Like?" he curiously asked.
"Like this" she said leaning in kissing him lightly on his lips.
Raman grinned as desire started to work their way up in his body. "I'm sure that's not the only thing I can make you do?" He said with hint of naughtiness as he pinned her down gently beneath him.
A night of Passion is what followed after.
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Okay that's it. I don't even what know what I written, don't know if it make any sense even😆 But Hit the like button if you enjoyed and I would love your feedback.😊 Nighty night!🥱
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