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dear begum,
i know its kinda annoying that i am doing baarish of open letters to you. but please i hope u do understand how an obssesed fan operates. also please this obsesion will continue...
now this morning the sound of my alarm made me rush to IF and check the first page. alarm ka signal hi aissa tha, i knew it...brace urself bri.
now what i see that you have just said no to a supposedly KICKASS movie. does thsi surprise me, not at all, this coming from one of ur most notorious bhakat once.
let me take u down memory lane... i was at ur service, or call it la la land for good 7 to 8 yrs.
i remember i fought all others for a dhol. yes i wanted to that dhol hanged around my neck . i took an oath that tera goonjh will be loudest. pity other ur lovers had to settle for harmonium, baasuri, tabla, sitaar, etc. proudly i was walking around with this dhol. daily i would beat the dhol and chant: bolo east or west bebola is the best, zor seh bolo, dil seh bolo, dum laga ke bolo.
now, good thing is, suddenly, i started feeling that this dhol is becoming a phansi ka fandaa around my poor neck. and i also felt, i just couldn't keep up with rest of ur lovers taal mell, my dhol was suddendly taking a different route. the hamonium and sitaar going different direction. so different ki tera ki mera dhol hi phatt gaya.
coming to todays point and how all this links to the let go of the KICKASS thriller movie, while u and others will say begum is interested in flower pot roles or big movies, bri says ...the reason you said no to this movie cos you ain't getting the moolah u asking for . which in other words mean, the director and producer will simply NOT agree with ur terms ANYMORE and REPLACE you. yes you are REPLACEABLE NOW.
since its a small movie, small director, eros agreed to back this movie, BUT, you won't lower ur asking prices. they must have realised that your value waisse hi girr rahi hai, hah they must have seen the performance of gtpm at windows. goood for them.
if its cos of moolah u letting go of good movies, its a shame. are really a begum and married a rich nawab.
Begum doing vulgar item numbers at this stage of ur career, doing cameo roles for movies which you don't even know the name, begging from directors like comic rohit shettys to cast u in their movies.
you and your nawab are simply BROKE!
meri toh meri, ur dhol which u beating with mary mary aslo phatt gayi. DONE!
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