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I am writing first one shot of Tu mere hero forum Hope you like it 😳
Panchi tried several attempts to tranform titu into a working man and today its her 5th attempt to take him to street shopping with her.She knew it would take time and energy to do so and Titu too realise it.He knew she is grabbing an opportunity of Abscence of his parents and Rekha.She is doing whatever she likes and Since morning he is playing hide and seek with her.Right now she is standing corridor of first floor and Titu after realising the fact that Panchi caught him.Run outside of house for his rescue.He find some saints passing by and one idea clicked him.He changed his look into a saints.That orange long gown like costume and white beard with kamandal and rudraksh.He was sure Panchi cant recognise him.Panchi came in street to look for him ,pass from nearby but doesnt recognise him and returns home.This gave winning sensation to Titu.He lye down there lazily and than sleeps in a cycle rikshaw.
After few hours Panchi came again in street and find a saint trying to cheer a little kid who is crying bitterly. After two three attempts kids start laughing.His mother came and feeled grateful to saints .She said some great words to Titu who disguised as Saint.
Panchi sense the opportunity and shouts loudly
Bolo baba Hansinath ki jai
Jo rote hue ko hansa de
everyone around her cheered equally than she went near him and whisper in his ear
Ab chupchap ghar chalo titu warna itna pitoge ki tumhe apni nani yaad aa jayegi.
Titu gave a faint smile and follows panchi to house.His computer like brain is finding ways to come out from all this.They reach inside and Golu and co.came there to support him.
Titu wink and Golu said
Bhaktjano ab baba k vishram ka samay ho gaya hai .Aap kripya kar k prasthan kare.But people insist to stay and listen first pravachan of baba hasinath and till that time ready to hear his students aka Golu.
Golu was shocked and starts uttering weird but Panchi hold the attraction via announcing Ramayan path by Golu
Golu became Ram and other became sita
Golu starts
Ram ji lanka mai gaye to sita maiyaa unse milte hi boli
Hey Ram mujhe iss lanka se nikaliye pata hai yahan mobile network bhi nahi aata hai aur internet to bhul hi jao Kitne din hue maine naya dp nahi dala Facebook pe mere fans wait kar rahe honge afterall I was miss UP and Mrs Ayodhya.
Sita tum abhi mera phone use kar lo Ram said.Sita starts using his mobile.
Ravan bhi na sone ki lanka banayi par mobile tower nahi lagwaya Ram murmers
Then Ravan appears Tumhe kya laga mai bevkoof hun mere paas mobile tower bhi hai aur free wifi zone bhi mai jab chaun internet use kar sakta hun
Ravan mujhe tumse ye ummed nahi thi.Tumne apna wifi connection lock kar diya .pata hai maine kitne dino se whatapp nahi chalaya Tum to mujhe rani banana chahte the wifi to share kar nahi sakte rani kya khak banoge sita mocked him
They were uttering whatever coming on their mind.People were amused with this manipulated Ramayan.They were laughing on this version of Ramayan.When Golu and company were clueless about next thing Panchi announced Boliye
baba hansinath ki jai
Aaj k Aanand ki jai
Bhakkt jano
Agar aajke iss tension bhare mahual mai aap baba hansinath ka aashirwas chahte hai kuch minute ka vishram lekar aaiye baba aapko 10 min baad pravachan.nahi , nahi mera matlab hasne k tarike batayenge
Tab tak jai baba ki
Panchi tried several attempts to tranform titu into a working man and today its her 5th attempt to take him to street shopping with her.She knew it would take time and energy to do so and Titu too realise it.He knew she is grabbing an opportunity of Abscence of his parents and Rekha.She is doing whatever she likes and Since morning he is playing hide and seek with her.Right now she is standing corridor of first floor and Titu after realising the fact that Panchi caught him.Run outside of house for his rescue.He find some saints passing by and one idea clicked him.He changed his look into a saints.That orange long gown like costume and white beard with kamandal and rudraksh.He was sure Panchi cant recognise him.Panchi came in street to look for him ,pass from nearby but doesnt recognise him and returns home.This gave winning sensation to Titu.He lye down there lazily and than sleeps in a cycle rikshaw.
After few hours Panchi came again in street and find a saint trying to cheer a little kid who is crying bitterly. After two three attempts kids start laughing.His mother came and feeled grateful to saints .She said some great words to Titu who disguised as Saint.
Panchi sense the opportunity and shouts loudly
Bolo baba Hansinath ki jai
Jo rote hue ko hansa de
everyone around her cheered equally than she went near him and whisper in his ear
Ab chupchap ghar chalo titu warna itna pitoge ki tumhe apni nani yaad aa jayegi.
Titu gave a faint smile and follows panchi to house.His computer like brain is finding ways to come out from all this.They reach inside and Golu and co.came there to support him.
Titu wink and Golu said
Bhaktjano ab baba k vishram ka samay ho gaya hai .Aap kripya kar k prasthan kare.But people insist to stay and listen first pravachan of baba hasinath and till that time ready to hear his students aka Golu.
Golu was shocked and starts uttering weird but Panchi hold the attraction via announcing Ramayan path by Golu
Golu became Ram and other became sita
Golu starts
Ram ji lanka mai gaye to sita maiyaa unse milte hi boli
Hey Ram mujhe iss lanka se nikaliye pata hai yahan mobile network bhi nahi aata hai aur internet to bhul hi jao Kitne din hue maine naya dp nahi dala Facebook pe mere fans wait kar rahe honge afterall I was miss UP and Mrs Ayodhya.
Sita tum abhi mera phone use kar lo Ram said.Sita starts using his mobile.
Ravan bhi na sone ki lanka banayi par mobile tower nahi lagwaya Ram murmers
Then Ravan appears Tumhe kya laga mai bevkoof hun mere paas mobile tower bhi hai aur free wifi zone bhi mai jab chaun internet use kar sakta hun
Ravan mujhe tumse ye ummed nahi thi.Tumne apna wifi connection lock kar diya .pata hai maine kitne dino se whatapp nahi chalaya Tum to mujhe rani banana chahte the wifi to share kar nahi sakte rani kya khak banoge sita mocked him
They were uttering whatever coming on their mind.People were amused with this manipulated Ramayan.They were laughing on this version of Ramayan.When Golu and company were clueless about next thing Panchi announced Boliye
baba hansinath ki jai
Aaj k Aanand ki jai
Bhakkt jano
Agar aajke iss tension bhare mahual mai aap baba hansinath ka aashirwas chahte hai kuch minute ka vishram lekar aaiye baba aapko 10 min baad pravachan.nahi , nahi mera matlab hasne k tarike batayenge
Tab tak jai baba ki
Ye Hai Mohabbatein
