Some more.. some more .. some more 😈 I will keep you super busy for the whole of the week😆
gosh my gem....you are a bit of......😉😉 aren't you???
What time is it 😛
1000 hrs
favorite song? there are too many to name
• What's ur
• When was the last time u cleaned ur room? i do it everyday...like miss goody two shoes
• When was the last time u ate? last evening at 4pm
• When was the last time ur an a mile? i have never run a mile
• Have u ever ran a mile? nope
• If u cud go to the future, what year would u go to? dont want to go to the future
• If u cud go to the past, what year would u go to? to the biblical times to see how they managed without so many of our comforts which are a necessity these days
• If u cud go to the present, where wud u be😆? back in india
• if you called someone a psychopath.. which person is it? it cant be anybody except you...😉
• what field are u pursuing i dont pursue fields.....i am scared of field rats and earth worms😆
• when was the last time u hugged ur friend? this morning an hour ago!!!
• who is the most annoying/fighting sis/bro no one yet, but i am going to pick you here for plying me with questions😆😆
• who is the most nice sister/bro? you again...for the same reason as above
• write an essay about the effects of imperialism in Africa. (😆)Before the 1870's, thanks to the influence of Livingstone, the main reason for British imperialism in Africa was to bring Christianity and European-brand civilization to African countries. They also practiced imperialism for trade purposes, but very little in Africa. The British economy has always depended heavily on trade, and Britain did want the West Coast of Africa for its palm oil. They took control of it simply because the native political structure was too unstable for good commerce without British control. For trade purposes, they concentrated on practicing imperialism in India and the Caribbean. Since the slave trade in Europe was stamped out in the 1830's, the British were not very interested in Africa. People had been one of the few resources they were interested in. However, after the 1870's, the motivations behind British imperialism in Africa changed drastically, for several reasons.
Probably the greatest reason the British annexed land in Africa after 1869 was to protect their biggest money maker: India. In 1869 the French completed the Suez canal in Egypt. This was a quick route to India, but if another country had control of the canal, the possibility existed that they would cut off the British and take India for themselves. In 1875 the British had their opportunity: they bought shares in the canal from the Khedive of Egypt and gained control of it. The French were very upset, to say the least. Later in 1882, the English gained sole control of Egypt after the battles of Tel el Kabir and the Nile.
The British also annexed South Africa in 1877. Once again, the motivation behind this was the fear of losing India to another country. Capetown was an essential stop on the route to India. The British didn't fear losing South Africa--there was nothing there except Boers and Zulus. Nothing there, that is, until 1870--gold and diamonds were discovered. The British decided to annex all of South Africa to save their route to India. They endured a crushing defeat at the hands of the Zulus at Isandalhwana in 1879, and went to war with the Boers in 1899. Keeping India was essential to Britain's survival as an empire.
• when was the last time u took a testand wht subject? so far back i dont even want to remember
• when was the last time u danced? a year or so ago
• do u like being MOTW😈?? it is not bad actually!!!
• what's ur goal in life? to be a good person
• what's ur favorite language? english
• what's ur favorite letter? u
• what's ur favorite number? 3
• what's ur dream car? lamborghini diablo 14
• what's ur dream house? how do i answer this one????
• how would u describe ur family? the best
• how would u describe ur friends? we are the world
• do u like the ppl u meet at parties? sometimes
• who's ur best friend? susan
• when was the last time u took a picture? last month i was in capetown
• what color is ur room? cream
• what do u do when ur nervous? sing
• are u having fun answering all these questions😆? yes...they are better than the tv stuff you ask....
• what's the craziest thing that's ever happened to u? nothing
• What is the happiest thing every happened to you? many
• when was the last time u fainted? i dont think i have ever fainted
• when was the last time u talked on the phone? 4 minutes ago
• with whom? 😛 my boss
• when was the last time u went out? saturday evening
• what shoes did u wear that time? black shoes
• what was the last book u read? Q & A by vikas swarup
• why'd u read it? no specific reason
• what's ur worst subject? algebra
• what's ur best subject?english, history and geog
• what's the one quality about urself that other ppl find irritating? you should ask people that
• if u had to tape my mouth shut, how would u do it? use a tape😆
• if u had to lock me in a room, how would u do it😆? use a lock???
• if u cud go anywhere in the US, where would it be? chicago
• when was the last time u wrote something on paper? i write all the time
• when did you sign your name on the paper last time?about an hour ago
• if you could change one thing about ur childhood what would it be? nothing
• how would u describe yourself? smart with a keen sense of humour!
• how would u describe IF? wonderful place
• mom or dad? mom
• brother or sister? both
• Me or candy? you
• music or tv? music
• pen or pencil? both
• computer or tv? computer
• what's ur favorite song? kitne baar poochoge????
• what's ur favorite color? black
• red or blue? red and i say it in blue
• green or red? yaar yeh to futile hai...everything depends on the shade of the colour!!!
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
what they mean is a dreamless slumber....
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?nope it is called signing!!!
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
with the sheer hope it is the numbers that are not registering!!!
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
it is an encouragement for you keep your money with them
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet😆?
the former cannot be checked, but the latter can be....and if you are lying....god save you from my wrath!!
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?so that you die of what you are meant to die from!!
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard😛?like someone told me....jane has a sharp tongue
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him😆?brain haemorrage!!!
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?so if free fall does not kill them, banging the helmets on earth might!!
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"😉?some chappie who was a totla as well!!!
What is the speed of darkness😆?how do you know it has speed??
Are there specially reserved parking spaces for "normal" people at the Special Olympics?all the parking is for them!!!
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?who know??? i am not the weather man
If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?
they are helping you by giving you reasons to help them
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?define living!!
Can you cry under water?yes you can
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?that is how it always is...you miss the obvious
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?that is called a view😆
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat😕?just a reminder what over doing anything does to you
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
anything like a rock is good enough to hit people...
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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests😆?If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
pesky teens line you
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?y0ou said it babe
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?they were both set to tune by anu malik
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?never tried that...will research and tell you😆
now what time it is😛
1100 hrs
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