Ro/Ka/Ra scene: KC’s basement / pg 3

Hi guys,

With no offence meant to anyone.... this is a fictional scene nowhere related to the storyline but just to lighten the moods😳

It is where kasturi goes to meet Raunak in jail where she musters jail ke is paar ki duniya bohut kharaab hai and all…. Robbie is over there too….

Kasturi: Raunak jail ke is paar ki duniya bohut kharaab hai… aap bohut sukhi bethe hain??

Raunak: huh 🤔 ….

Robbie: Kasturi tumhe daure pad rahen hain kya ?? Raunak jail main sukhi betha hai 😕 ?? Yeh toh news hai…..

Kasturi: Aap chup rahiye … aap kya jaante hain mere dard ke rishte ke baare main?? Aap ko sharam nahin aati mere aur mere pati ke beech bolte hue 🤢 ??

Raunak: (shutting his ears with both his hands and yelling) nahiiiiiinnnn bas karo…. Bas karo plz bas karo Kasturi 😭 …. Robbie Kasturi ne bilkul theek kaha main yahan sukhi hoon…. Jaante ho kyun ??

Robbie: (confused) kyun 😕 ??

Raunak: (crying) arre kum se kum yahan koi bhashan toh nahin deta…. Sukoon se sone dete hain yeh log mujhe… 😭 .

Kasturi: huh 🤔 …. Ye aap 😕

Raunak: bas kasturi…. Maine tum se shaadi ki taaki hum dono dosti dosti khelen…. Main bolo aur tum suno… lekin jab se humari shaadi hui uske baad tumne itna bolna shuru ka diya ke mere paas koi dialogues hi nahin bachce… ek hi expression par atak gaya hoon …..

Kasturi: aap log mujhe…. Oops main saadi badalna bhool gayi … Inspector inhe jaane mat dijiyega main abhi aati hoon…

Robbie: haila 😲 …. Iska matlab main toh bach gaya 🥳

Raunak: Tujhe kya lagta hai Robbie maine Kasturi se shaadi kyun ki…. Arre main jaan gaya tha ki Kasturi Alka chachi se Bhashan delivery ki tuitions le rahi hain…. Tujhe bhachana chahta tha 😭 ….

Robbie: (emotional)yeh tu kya keh raha hai Raunak…. Main tera yeh ehsaan kabhi nahin bhuloonga …

Kasturi enters wearing a brand new saree and matching jewellery….

Robbie: Arre yeh tumhe kahan se mili 😕

Kasturi: Aap ko kya lagta hai…. Main jahan jaati hoon apne kapde aur accessories extra jaroor le leti hoon …. Ok coming to the point…..Aap dono ko sharam aani chahiye…. Ek ladki ke saath kaise baat karte hain is baat ki tameez nahin hai aap main 🤢 ….

Raunak: (howling) Dekha Robbie phir se shuru ho gayi 😭 😭 …..

Kasturi: aap mera muh mat khul vaiye 😡 ….kisne kaha tha hero giri karne ko?? Aur aapko kya lagta hai aap joh hide and seek khelte hain meri samajh main nahin aata…. Rukiye ab agla jasoosi project hai aapka raaz faash karna 😈 ….

Robbie: yeh kya hai yaar?? Kasturi toh kitna kum bolti thi…. Maine kuch din pehle UFO's dekhe the…. Kahin ye ☢️ ….

Kasturi: Bas…. Main aapko alien dikhayi deti hoon…. Toh aap kya hain… insaan toh nahin ho sakte?? Jab dekho marte aur zinda hote rehte hain…. Kitne janam lenge aap… already char toh le chuke hain ….

Robbie: Haila yeh kya cheez hai 😕 ??

Kasturi: Main KC hoon

(Alka enters)

Alka: Kasturi puttar…. Tu meri sahi cheli nikali…. Wah dil khush kar diya tune…. Wah 👍🏼

Kasturi: Pranam Gurumata…. Mujhe khushi hai ki maine aapko itni khushi di 😛 ….

Raunak: (wiping his tears) waise Kasturi I have a deal…. Tum keh rahi thi na ki you will be happy yahan par… So wanna trade places?? Wat say?? Phir main aur Robbie apni Jai-Veeru ki scooter par beth kar apni Basanti aur Radha dhoondne jayenge 😍 ….

Robbie: Raunak tu bilkul theek keh raha hai 😎 …. Gabbar ka bhi darr nahin hai…. Meri mom toh yahan hogi na 😉

Kasturi: Aap dono to insaan keh laane ke layak bhi nahin hai…. Itna koi kaise gir sakta hai 🤢 ….

By then the inspector comes….

Inspector: Ma'am you are under arrest …

Kasturi: maine kya kiya hai 😕 …

Inspector: you are charged for mental torture leading to death ….

Kasturi: jee 😕 ??

Inspector: Aapke bhashan sunkar humare teen kaidion ne khudkhushi kar li hai …..

Raunak: Toh iska matlab ab yeh yahan rahegi ?? Nahinnnnnn…. Robbie mujhe bachchale 😭 ….

Inspector: Aur Raunakji humne aapki patni ko dekh kar aapko riha karne ka faisle kiya hai 😉 ….

Raunak: yippeeeee chal Robbie 🥳 ….

Robbie and Raunak: (on their scooter) yeeehh Dosti hum nahin chodenge 🥳 …..

In jail….

Alka: oyee khota…. Meri cheli ko band rakhega teri yeh majaal….. oye chal Kasturi shuru ho jaa 😡 …..

Kasturi: Aap kaise insaan hian…. Aapko sharam nahin aati… ek ladki se baat karne ki tameez nahin hai aap main 🤢 …..

(Inspector faints 😵 )

Alka: Wah puttar yeh toh gaya… chal hum bhi bhaag chale 😉 ….

Kasturi: haaann ab hum azaad hain…. Chaliye chachi Bhashan den eke liye murga dhoonde hain 😈 …..

And the quest continues…..!!!!

Sonia

Sonuuuuuuuuu

This is wild 🤣 🤣

" Main bolo aur tum suno… lekin jab se humari shaadi hui uske baad tumne itna bolna shuru ka diya ke mere paas koi dialogues hi nahin bachce… ek hi expression par atak gaya hoon "

God what woud we do to see a role reversal 😆 😉 🤣

"Oops main saadi badalna bhool gayi "

With the matching accessories 😆

"Jab dekho marte aur zinda hote rehte hain…"

😆 😆 😆

"yeeehh Dosti hum nahin chodenge"
This has to be my favorite 😆 😆


Sonu, I fortwith accept you as my guru of comic relief...mujhe ye writing skill sikha de yaar...Brilliant 👏 👏


JW

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so good yaar, kya likha hai tune , each and every sentence made me ROL. my stomach is hurting now 🤣

Sonia;

yeh kya likha hain yaar! I am not able to control my laughter! OMG, this has to be the most remarkable comedy scenes I have seen or read! 🤣 🤣 🤣🤣 🤣🤣

I will have to complain against you yaar...I am not able to stop myself from laughing like crazy.🤣🤣🤣...OMG what to do....my tummy is aching....too much yaar! I cant even say which sentence I didnt laugh....everything was funny!!!!

Too good!!! Let me come back to you after I stop laughing!

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Chonuuuuuuuuuuu

First I have to ask u, how did u get such an idea???

Very gud babes... U totally rocked the scene...

I wish i cud see this scene played by our own serial characters 🤣 .. Tat wud be one hell of an eppy..

Amazing job sweets👏....

Krishi

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Oh God, I just read it and just 3-4 lines of analysis won't do any justice to it...I have to quote it and tell you about each and every line...

My response as usual in Blue...😳

Originally posted by: sonia_s11

Hi guys,

With no offence meant to anyone.... this is a fictional scene nowhere related to the storyline but just to lighten the moods😳

It is where kasturi goes to meet Raunak in jail where she musters jail ke is paar ki duniya bohut kharaab hai and all…. Robbie is over there too….

Kasturi: Raunak jail ke is paar ki duniya bohut kharaab hai… aap bohut sukhi bethe hain??

Raunak: huh 🤔 …

Poor thing he is really confused...Is she sympathizing or, taana maarofying...🤣.

Robbie: Kasturi tumhe daure pad rahen hain kya ?? Raunak jail main sukhi betha hai 😕 ?? Yeh toh news hai…..

See Robbie is the real humsafar of our KC, he understands her mind to the T🤣

Kasturi: Aap chup rahiye … aap kya jaante hain mere dard ke rishte ke baare main?? Aap ko sharam nahin aati mere aur mere pati ke beech bolte hue 🤢 ??

Robbie: sharam aati hi na yaar, that you are my one and only love and your intelligence is to this level...People would be thinking, dekh Robbie loved this girl??Mere izzat ka tu ne, footbaal bana ke laat maar maar ke kuchal rahi ho..😡..

Raunak: (shutting his ears with both his hands and yelling) nahiiiiiinnnn bas karo…. Bas karo plz bas karo Kasturi 😭 …. Robbie Kasturi ne bilkul theek kaha main yahan sukhi hoon…. Jaante ho kyun ??

Bechara,🤣🤣🤣

Robbie: (confused) kyun 😕 ??

Raunak: (crying) arre kum se kum yahan koi bhashan toh nahin deta…. Sukoon se sone dete hain yeh log mujhe… 😭 .

Kasturi: huh 🤔 …. Ye aap 😕

Raunak: bas kasturi…. Maine tum se shaadi ki taaki hum dono dosti dosti khelen…. Main bolo aur tum suno… lekin jab se humari shaadi hui uske baad tumne itna bolna shuru ka diya ke mere paas koi dialogues hi nahin bachce… ek hi expression par atak gaya hoon …..

🤣....Ab aayi na baat samajh me..jheloo ab😡

Kasturi: aap log mujhe…. Oops main saadi badalna bhool gayi … Inspector inhe jaane mat dijiyega main abhi aati hoon…

🤣inhe jaane mat dee jiye???You mean to say she wanted even Robbie to be in the jail until she comes changing her costumes???🤔

Robbie: haila 😲 …. Iska matlab main toh bach gaya 🥳

Raunak: Tujhe kya lagta hai Robbie maine Kasturi se shaadi kyun ki…. Arre main jaan gaya tha ki Kasturi Alka chachi se Bhashan delivery ki tuitions le rahi hain…. Tujhe bhachana chahta tha 😭 ….

🤣Kya dosti nibhayi isne..wah wah, maan gaye

Robbie: (emotional)yeh tu kya keh raha hai Raunak…. Main tera yeh ehsaan kabhi nahin bhuloonga …

Kasturi enters wearing a brand new saree and matching jewellery….

Robbie: Arre yeh tumhe kahan se mili 😕

Kasturi: Aap ko kya lagta hai…. Main jahan jaati hoon apne kapde aur accessories extra jaroor le leti hoon …. Ok coming to the point…..Aap dono ko sharam aani chahiye…. Ek ladki ke saath kaise baat karte hain is baat ki tameez nahin hai aap main 🤢 ….

Raunak: (howling) Dekha Robbie phir se shuru ho gayi 😭 😭 …..

Kasturi: aap mera muh mat khul vaiye 😡 ….kisne kaha tha hero giri karne ko?? Aur aapko kya lagta hai aap joh hide and seek khelte hain meri samajh main nahin aata…. Rukiye ab agla jasoosi project hai aapka raaz faash karna 😈 ….

🤣, oh all the best KC maam..Even I want to know RaS' raaz

Robbie: yeh kya hai yaar?? Kasturi toh kitna kum bolti thi…. Maine kuch din pehle UFO's dekhe the…. Kahin ye ☢️ ….

Kasturi: Bas…. Main aapko alien dikhayi deti hoon…. Toh aap kya hain… insaan toh nahin ho sakte?? Jab dekho marte aur zinda hote rehte hain…. Kitne janam lenge aap… already char toh le chuke hain ….

Robbie: Haila yeh kya cheez hai 😕 ??

Kasturi: Main KC hoon

(Alka enters)

Alka: Kasturi puttar…. Tu meri sahi cheli nikali…. Wah dil khush kar diya tune…. Wah 👍🏼

Kasturi: Pranam Gurumata…. Mujhe khushi hai ki maine aapko itni khushi di 😛 ….

🤣

Raunak: (wiping his tears) waise Kasturi I have a deal…. Tum keh rahi thi na ki you will be happy yahan par… So wanna trade places?? Wat say?? Phir main aur Robbie apni Jai-Veeru ki scooter par beth kar apni Basanti aur Radha dhoondne jayenge 😍 ….

🤣

Robbie: Raunak tu bilkul theek keh raha hai 😎 …. Gabbar ka bhi darr nahin hai…. Meri mom toh yahan hogi na 😉

Kasturi: Aap dono to insaan keh laane ke layak bhi nahin hai…. Itna koi kaise gir sakta hai 🤢 ….

🤣🤣🤣Kaise gir sakta hi??Vicks ki goli khao khud jaan jao..

By then the inspector comes….

Inspector: Ma'am you are under arrest …

Kasturi: maine kya kiya hai 😕 …

Inspector: you are charged for mental torture leading to death ….

Kasturi: jee 😕 ??

Inspector: Aapke bhashan sunkar humare teen kaidion ne khudkhushi kar li hai …..

🤣🤣🤣Well, ye to hona hee tha..

Raunak: Toh iska matlab ab yeh yahan rahegi ?? Nahinnnnnn…. Robbie mujhe bachchale 😭 ….

🤣🤣🤣Ab ye sacrifice ke baare me bhool jaayega aur Vikas ke baare me bol dega...

Inspector: Aur Raunakji humne aapki patni ko dekh kar aapko riha karne ka faisle kiya hai 😉 ….

Raunak: yippeeeee chal Robbie 🥳 ….

Robbie and Raunak: (on their scooter) yeeehh Dosti hum nahin chodenge 🥳 …..

In jail….

Alka: oyee khota…. Meri cheli ko band rakhega teri yeh majaal….. oye chal Kasturi shuru ho jaa 😡 …..

Kasturi: Aap kaise insaan hian…. Aapko sharam nahin aati… ek ladki se baat karne ki tameez nahin hai aap main 🤢 …..

I also faint...

(Inspector faints 😵 )

Alka: Wah puttar yeh toh gaya… chal hum bhi bhaag chale 😉 ….

Kasturi: haaann ab hum azaad hain…. Chaliye chachi Bhashan den eke liye murga dhoonde hain 😈 …..

And the quest continues…..!!!!

🤣...


Sonia

👏Too good yaar..You write very good comedy...Maza aa gaya...🤣

Raksha

*gasps for air* *clutches tummy hard* Sonia, that was an uproarious riot!!🤣 You're such an incredible writer, seriously each dialogue follows the other so-so impeccably..

Ooh and I especially loved the part where Robbie-Raunak are departing to go on their Jai-Veeru scooty to search for their Basant and Radha😆😆 And LOL Alka, Kasturi's Guru Maata..😆😆

LOL and Kasturi's repedology😆 😆(In Shru's terms)

Between, is there going to be a part-two to this? I would love to read a hilarious feast like this again, much more buoyant than the actual episodes...which thinking about it makes me a teeny bit scared to know what's going to transpire in today's episode..

Awesome part Sonia!!👏👏

Keep smiling...

Love

Soni

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 this is the funniest ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😆 such a relief... 😆 😆 😆 Robbie and Raunak ROCK!!!!!!!!!! 😆 😆 😆 KC in jail because of her bhashans 😆

Robbie: haila …. Iska matlab main toh bach gaya

Raunak: Tujhe kya lagta hai Robbie maine Kasturi se shaadi kyun ki…. Arre main jaan gaya tha ki Kasturi Alka chachi se Bhashan delivery ki tuitions le rahi hain…. Tujhe bhachana chahta tha ….

Robbie: (emotional)yeh tu kya keh raha hai Raunak…. Main tera yeh ehsaan kabhi nahin bhuloonga …
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Raunka: Main bolo aur tum suno… lekin jab se humari shaadi hui uske baad tumne itna bolna shuru ka diya ke mere paas koi dialogues hi nahin bachce… ek hi expression par atak gaya hoon …..
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too good yaar...love it if you continue 😆 😆 😆

🤣 too good too good! 👏 👏 I cant stop laughing 😆 😆 😆 plz make more of such scenes 😆

OMG what a comedy scene
that was really funny
love all the lines 😆 😆
please continue if you can 🤣