CHOTU ROCKSTAR GETS A VACCINE
(because Mina got a vaccine today XD)
please do not requote the whole drabble, thank you!
A: I don't see why this is necessary. Who invented this? Stabbing innocent children with needles and filling them with germs -
P: Of course it's necessary! It's to protect him from all kinds of germs and infections! Just be glad it doesn't leave scars like in your day.
A: Hey! You said you like my smallpox scar!
P: Sure I do, mostly because it gives me confidence that you'll survive a smallpox outbreak.
A: You don't value me at all.
P: So you will sit on the doctors bench and hold Chotu, and I will stand beside the doctor so he can look at me and won't get scared.
A: Of course he'll get scared, a madman in a white coat will bring a needle -
P: Uff ho! It's just cause I know if you're not sitting and holding him you'll faint or do something stupid -
A: You really don't value me at all.
P: And besides you know Chotu's doctor is a woman and she doesn't wear a white coat.
A: Oh that's right! Hot doctor Devika!
P: Arre? You don't need to smile so much. She's there to do her job, not for you to ogle.
A: I would never dream of it.
P: And then afterwards if Chotu cries they'll give him a lollipop but he can't eat it so you can have it.
A: Ok so there's an upside! Though I really don't think letting my son be injected with almost-dead diseases is worth it, even for a lollipop.
Chotu: *starts to suck on papa's dogtags*
P: See!! THIS is why he needs it! God knows what bacteria are on your stupid dogtags -
A: You don't value me or my dogtags! And I hardly have measles or diptheria living on my bling, thank you very much!
P: How would you know!!
Hot doctor Devika: Hello Chotu Rockstar! Hello Chotu Rockstar's parents! Oh, that's good, he has a soothing toy. Yes, let him keep that in his mouth while we do the vaccination, it will calm him.
*A smirks at P, P rolls her eyes*
*Hot doctor Devika cheerfully administers Chotu's broad-spectrum vaccine! Chotu sucks on Papa's dogtags but opens his mouth to wail when the needle pierces his skin! Papa cringes and tries to keep his arms steady and not lash out at the madwoman in the pink skirt and floral top who is attacking his precious boy with a needle full of germs! Mumma keeps calm outwardly but inwardly she feels bad for her baachu having to endure this too!*
Hot doctor Devika: All done! What a champ our Chotu is, look at that he's calming down already!
*Chotu is indeed calming down and mouthing on Papa's dogtags again; meanwhile Papa and Mumma are trying to calm down too but they're not as good at it as Chotu*
Hot doctor Devika: And here is Chotu's lollipop! And we're done for the day. I'll update his chart and we'll see you again in six months for the next round.
A: Six months?!!!
P: Ahem, thank you doctor.
Hot doctor Devika: *leaves*
Chotu: *stops mouthing on dogtags and tiredly turns his face to Papa's soccer field chest so he can nap*
A: Hey...hey champ I'm not your crib...don't you fall asleep - I can see you're falling asleep!
P: Arre!! Give em here! *lifts Chotu from Papa's arms and settles him comfortably against her shoulder so he can nap at peace*
A: Oh, sure. Now you want to hold him, after he's done being tortured.
P: After he's done getting lifesaving protection. And here's your lollipop!
A: Pineapple!!! Yumm. Ok. Hope I get the green one next time. I've never figured out what fruit that's supposed to be, do you know?
P: Glucose fructose fruit.
A: You don't value me, my dogtags, or my intelligence.
P: *laughs and walks out with Chotu rockstar, leaving Papa to carry the gianttt designer baby bag ;)*
THE END
ps credit for rockstar's soccer field chest to Tia ;)
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