1. Kareena Kapoor
Remember the time when Sonia Gandhi was the first lady of India? No? Neither do we, but Kareena does. Tiara for you, princess. Muah. Muah.
2. Sonam Kapoor
Unfortunately Sonam, you're neither of the two. What you do have, however, is a great mind. Preserve it.
3. Anu Malik
Sorry ladies, no Anu lovin' for you. He doesn't believe in flings. He's quite a s**t when it comes to stealing songs though. So sexy!
4. Juhi Chawla
Just when you thought the senior actors were a little wiser than the current lot. But nope, this one will give any Sonam, Kareena or Tanisha a run for their money.
5. Moon Moon Sen
Yesteryear actress, and the mother of Riya and Raima Sen, Moon Moon Sen has just made her way into politics. She was contesting on a TMC ticket from West Bengal when a reporter asked, and I quote "Ma'am, you are going from films to politics, what do you feel about politics?". Her response, Ace of spades!
6. Kareena Kapoor, again.
Kareena has truly let out some memorable ones. This is quite bad because she was there to endorse the Sony Vaio laptop. This was also the same event where Kareena said, " Saif already has a Vaio, but he uses a Mac." Not sure if it was a great thing to say at a press conference held by the people who are paying you crores to say nice things about it.
So Kareena, which laptop do you use?
7. Hey, it's Kareena again!
There can be a separate story about the dumb things that have come out of Kareena's mouth. We seriously aren't targeting her. It just so happens that she has said a lot of stupid things, and each one is better than the last. A reporter asked Kareena what she felt about India's Mars mission becoming a success. To which she said this:
8. Sonam Kapoor
Just reaffirming a point made earlier.
9. Rakhi Sawant
Her sensational response to Aamir Khan's show Satyamev Jayate.
10. Payal Rohatgi
You wouldn't imagine things to get any dumber for Payal since she started romancing Rahul Mahajan on Bigg Boss. I have a shoelace that's smarter than Rahul Mahajan. But, surprise surprise, things did get worse.
11. Tanisha
No, Tanisha, you were doing what an idiot in Canada would do.
12. Rakhi Sawant
Chitter cocks. Everyone!
13. Vivek Oberoi
How can we forget the legendary Vivek Oberoi? He was so proud of his own performance in a garbage film like Krrish 3 that he compared himself with Heath Ledger. Heath Ledger, on the other side of the world, was said to be turning in his grave.
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