


When I was younger

I'd put my arms in my shirt and told people I lost my arms.
I would restart the video game whenever I knew I was going to lose.
Slept with all the stuffed animals as a child so none of them got offended.
I had that one pen with 4 colors, and tried to push all the buttons at once.
I poured soda into the cap and acted like I were taking shots.
Tried to balance the switch between On/Off
I would wait behind a door to scare someone, then left because they're taking too long.
I would fake being asleep, so my dad would carry me to bed.
I used to think that the moon followed my car.
I watched two drops of rain roll down window and pretended it was a race.
I used to swallow fruit seeds and get scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy
Closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights went off.
Remember when we were kids and couldn't wait to grow




















