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Edited -YHM DT
Moving on to the post now.
Recycling is for Idiots. Just grow a beard:
UNEA (United Nations Environmental Agency) was flummoxed with a recent phenomenon noticed in the Capital region. Oxygen levels in Delhi would keep rising (& falling) every few weeks.
After intense research, it was found that the dense foliage on face of one Mr. Raman Bhalla was responsible for this. The mane on the almost unidentifiable Mr.Bhalla also produces enough pure oxygen to release clouds of salty rains (read tears) every few minutes.
Mr.Bhalla has been adviced by UNEA, to not hinder the unrestrained foliage so as to provide oppurtunities for further research. It was learned that the subject was more than happy to oblige & contribute towards environmental improvement.
Hail the Almighty Messiah:
"The Son" is back at the center of the universe and all the Bhalla planets have lined up to rotate around the Magnificent one. Bhalla-niverse is deeply grateful for the "light" of the "Son" even though a few exceptions are likely to be scorched from the heat.
Life is back to normal with the return of Bhalla-din ka Chirag 👏
Baap, Baby aur Biwi:
Wannabe Dad: Dude you beat me to the sowing season. Wasn't I supposed to plant the oak?
To-Be Dad: Look you big lug, am not interested in your Ass or your oaks.
Wannabe Dad: Come on now, I be all big hearted about this. Congratulations on a successful implantation ma friend.
To-Be Dad: Errr... an offcial announcement will be made when the right time comes. If that's what you want to hear.
Wannabe Dad: You mean when the seed has taken firm root and starts to grow ... *hic* show *hic*. I take your leave now ... see you in the harvesting season.
To-Be Dad (Self Talk): Dunno what he's harping about? Maybe he wants the agricultural contract too now.
Sonny boy wants Mommy to wear the Bride wala red. Little wacko, the last time she decided to wear this color, she was thrown out of her own wedding. Not so awesome. Just saying.
Sambhar wale Pints:
S is for the Sambhar-idli plans that DumbMi has for Ass-Oak. Lovely. Err ... ab aage kya?
A is for "All Talk" that Raman Bhalla is nowadays ...with Ass-Oak. But nothing gives with bitchy ex & moronic progeny
M is for the "almost" Mini skirt that Ass-Oak's dhoti was. Wish Ass-Oak believed in exposing on a routine basis, coz it was hilarious 😆
B is for Baap and Baby Talk that Ass-Oak & Mihir had today. Imagine how much fun it would be if they discuss the Birds and the Bees next.
H is for Horrible. Horrible acting, horrible delusions, horrible manners. Harrrgh, for hADI the Horrible. Bas !!!
A is for "ADI" which means a limit. FTW ... is there a limit to this shit ???
R is for Ruhi baccha who needs to sock jerky & no-expressions wale bhaiyya in the face. Go Ruhi Go.
Being Young:
Forum: RKB does not look old nuff to be Mini-Hulk's Daddy.
YHM Team: Make them wear the same clothes on a festival. No one kostins it further.
Forum: Hell yeah, that made all the difference.
Kostin of the Day:
Puttar already said it ... Yeh bhadki kyun hui hai yaar? Really??
Prosecutor: So what's it with him ... daft or plain old dumb?
Us: The verdict is still out.
Moving on to the post now.
Recycling is for Idiots. Just grow a beard:
UNEA (United Nations Environmental Agency) was flummoxed with a recent phenomenon noticed in the Capital region. Oxygen levels in Delhi would keep rising (& falling) every few weeks.
After intense research, it was found that the dense foliage on face of one Mr. Raman Bhalla was responsible for this. The mane on the almost unidentifiable Mr.Bhalla also produces enough pure oxygen to release clouds of salty rains (read tears) every few minutes.
Mr.Bhalla has been adviced by UNEA, to not hinder the unrestrained foliage so as to provide oppurtunities for further research. It was learned that the subject was more than happy to oblige & contribute towards environmental improvement.
Hail the Almighty Messiah:
"The Son" is back at the center of the universe and all the Bhalla planets have lined up to rotate around the Magnificent one. Bhalla-niverse is deeply grateful for the "light" of the "Son" even though a few exceptions are likely to be scorched from the heat.
Life is back to normal with the return of Bhalla-din ka Chirag 👏
Baap, Baby aur Biwi:
Wannabe Dad: Dude you beat me to the sowing season. Wasn't I supposed to plant the oak?
To-Be Dad: Look you big lug, am not interested in your Ass or your oaks.
Wannabe Dad: Come on now, I be all big hearted about this. Congratulations on a successful implantation ma friend.
To-Be Dad: Errr... an offcial announcement will be made when the right time comes. If that's what you want to hear.
Wannabe Dad: You mean when the seed has taken firm root and starts to grow ... *hic* show *hic*. I take your leave now ... see you in the harvesting season.
To-Be Dad (Self Talk): Dunno what he's harping about? Maybe he wants the agricultural contract too now.
Sonny boy wants Mommy to wear the Bride wala red. Little wacko, the last time she decided to wear this color, she was thrown out of her own wedding. Not so awesome. Just saying.
Sambhar wale Pints:
S is for the Sambhar-idli plans that DumbMi has for Ass-Oak. Lovely. Err ... ab aage kya?
A is for "All Talk" that Raman Bhalla is nowadays ...with Ass-Oak. But nothing gives with bitchy ex & moronic progeny
M is for the "almost" Mini skirt that Ass-Oak's dhoti was. Wish Ass-Oak believed in exposing on a routine basis, coz it was hilarious 😆
B is for Baap and Baby Talk that Ass-Oak & Mihir had today. Imagine how much fun it would be if they discuss the Birds and the Bees next.
H is for Horrible. Horrible acting, horrible delusions, horrible manners. Harrrgh, for hADI the Horrible. Bas !!!
A is for "ADI" which means a limit. FTW ... is there a limit to this shit ???
R is for Ruhi baccha who needs to sock jerky & no-expressions wale bhaiyya in the face. Go Ruhi Go.
Being Young:
Forum: RKB does not look old nuff to be Mini-Hulk's Daddy.
YHM Team: Make them wear the same clothes on a festival. No one kostins it further.
Forum: Hell yeah, that made all the difference.
Kostin of the Day:
Puttar already said it ... Yeh bhadki kyun hui hai yaar? Really??
Prosecutor: So what's it with him ... daft or plain old dumb?
Us: The verdict is still out.
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