Originally posted by: paru_rox
Hail the Almighty Messiah:
"The Son" is back at the center of the universe and all the Bhalla planets have lined up to rotate around the Magnificient one. Bhalla-niverse is deeply grateful for the "light" of the "Son" even though a few exceptions are likely to be scorched from the heat.
Life is back to normal with the return of Bhalla-din ka Chirag 👏
Baap, Baby aur Biwi:
Wannabe Dad: Dude you beat me to the sowing season. Wasn't I supposed a plant the oak?
To-Be Dad: Look you big lug, am not interested in your Ass or your oaks.
Wannabe Dad: Come on now, I be all big hearted about this. Congratulations on a successful implantation ma friend.
To-Be Dad: Errr... an offcial announcement will be made when the right time comes. If that's what you want to hear.
Wannabe Dad: You mean when the seed has taken firm root and starts to grow ... *hic* show *hic*. I take your leave now ... see you in the harvesting season.
To-Be Dad (Self Talk): Dunno what he's harping about? Maybe he wants the agricultural contract too now.
🤣Superb!!! Love the play of words.. Bhalla-din-ka-chirag indeed.. Like the name.. 😆😆 The other day, in G's thread, someone referred to Shagun as Mallika-E-Delusion.. 😆..the expressionless duo of Mallika-E-Delusion and Bhalla-din-ka-chirag rules the roost at Bhallaland...
Sambhar wale Pints:
S is for the Sambhar-idli plans that DumbMi has for Ass-Oak. Lovely. Err ... ab aage kya?
A is for "All Talk" that Raman Bhalla is nowadays ...with Ass-Oak. But nothing gives with bitchy ex & moronic progeny
M is for the "almost" Mini skirt that Ass-Oak's dhoti was. Wish Ass-Oak believed in exposing on a routine basis, coz it was hilarious 😆
B is for Baap and Baby Talk that Ass-Oak & Mihir had today. Imagine how much fun it would be if they discuss the Birds and the Bees next.
H is for Horrible. Horrible acting, horrible delusions, horrible manners. Harrrgh, for hADI the Horrible. Bas !!!
A is for "ADI" which means a limit. FTW ... is there a limit to this shit ???
R is for Ruhi baccha who needs to sock jerky & no-expressions wale bhaiyya in the face. Go Ruhi Go.
Classic!!! 😛 I was wondering how her plan to ruin Ashok by adding spice to sambar would work!!. But for a few extra visits to the washroom and a stomach lining on fire, nothing much can be accomplished.. 😆 And he didn't even react like puttar did on his wedding night.. so what exactly what her intention? Its not like he is gonna fall on his knees and promise to handover his business to Puttar or anything like that. Am still struggling to understand her thought process.. What the heck.. why am I even trying..
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