Tanna - Paanipoori (pg 6)/ Sambhavana grilled (pg 7)

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I had a dream after dozing off while watching Farah's WKV which was based on classroom theme. In my dream, all HMs shrunk to be cute, adorable kids 7-8 years of age. BB house turned into a school with Farah as maths teacher with her ugly green glasses.

"What is 5 + 3 bacchon ?" Farah queried. "Gullu, you come here and tell me."

##################### GULLU ###################
Baby Gullu was sitting in baby Punz's lap, sucking Punz's thumb and looking at him with utmost devotion and in between exchanging silent angry looks with Kari. Gullu and Punz both were kids of same age but still Gullu addressed him Sir.

Gullu, a kid of free spirit did not like being imprisoned by clothes, so needless to say he was not wearing any school uniform. After his mom's repeated requests he reluctantly obliged her by wearing a short pant.

Gullu looked at Punz's chuddi enviously, the shortest pant ever manufactured. The chuddi was made by a chinese tailor who gave Punzu baby lessons in martial arts. The short was designed to attract all ying of universe and allow free movements while kicking Aarya's butt.


"Gullu, come here." Farah ordered.
Gullu finally got up from Punz's lap with a heavy heart. He hated every moment when he was parted away from Punz. He wished he could be cojoined to Punz like Surya twins in Maatram movie. Then they will always be together even during daily morning rituals.

"Tell me. What is 5 + 3 ?" Farah again.
Gullu completely lost, looked pleadingly at Punz.
Punz --- "Tell maam that you will need more time to discuss with the group. Dont take any hasty decision."
Gullu -- "Thanks Sir. I must be careful. The world has always hated for anything I do or say. I tried ----"
Farha (interrupting them) - "Gullu, answer me. Dont look here and there."
Gullu (very upset) - "Ek minute teacher. This is a conversation between 2 friends. Please dont butt in."
Punz gave him his blessings and advised him to answer Farah's question first.
Gullu -- "Sorry maam. I did not mean to be rude. Waise I have a very clean heart. See my bulging chest which covers heart. I wash it every 10 minutes so that no dirt reaches the heart."


Farah (with lot of patience) -- "Ok. Do you mind answering me now ? What is 5 + 3 ?"
Gullu -- "Pls listen to my answer carefully .. If you have little commonsense in that thick head of yours --"
Farah -- "ANSWER"😡
Gullu -- "If you are not biased and you are not a complete idiot --"
Farah -- "JUST ANSWER."😡😡
Gullu -- "If you have a little decency and good upbringing --"
Farah -- "JUST ANSWER. I BEG OF YOU."
Gullu -- "Why are you shouting ? Cant we have a normal, sensible conversation ? I am only trying to answer your question without losing my head.
Farah -- "Then just answer."


Gullu -- "Listen Maam. I only have respect for you even though you are a douche, a big clown just like your stupid movies and moronic hubby and fatheaded, big bore brother."
Farah -- "Gullu you are now getting personal. "
Gullu -- "How I am being personal. All I want to say is that I am very happy for Jacqueline that she dumped your bro."

Farah -- "ENOUGH GO BACK GULLU. NOT A WORD."
Gullu -- (crying) "You dont let me even finish the answer. Now you will give me zero in test. No one understands me. Now Et Tu Maam ?" 😭

Gullu started laughing loudly like a mad man and made scary faces to other students.😈

Dimpy, Kari screamed. Soni, Sonali clung to Upen. While everyone was in shock to see Gullu's avataar, for some unknown reasons Upen was the only kid enjoying the scene, caressing both Sonali and Soni making frequent lip impressions on their foreheads and cheeks.

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ADDED PUNEET AND ALI HERE

ADDED SONALI HERE

ADDED UPEN HERE
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Posted: 10 years ago
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"Baby Gullu was sitting in baby Punz's lap, sucking Punz's thumb..."

That's the height of dependency ... Even the thumb is borrowed ... 😲🤣
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OMG !! This is BRILLIANT 🤣 ⭐️
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too good, esp baby gullus part 😆😆😆
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Originally posted by: SoPunk


"Baby Gullu was sitting in baby Punz's lap, sucking Punz's thumb..."

That's the height of dependency ... Even the thumb is borrowed ... 😲🤣



😆 Yes. After borrowing thumb, he now wants to borrow his chuddi.
Our mahaan kid Gullu usually sits at Punz's feet but the school rules did not allow that 😭
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#######################PRITAM#####################

Farah turned to Pritam. Pritam was looking at Dimpy with a murderous look. Dimpy was jabbing in air with a finger and transmitting the poke on his legs just like in Andaaz Apna Apna movie. Pritam clutched at his leg and grimaced in pain even though Dimpy did not even touch him.
Farah --- "Pritam Come here."
Pritam made a big show by pretending a limp. Farah ignore him.
Farah -- "Now answer Pritam. What is 5 + 3?"
Pritam -- "Do you just need a plain answer or want me to warm up with dirty Little Johny jokes first ?"
Farah -- "Just answer for now. and no such jokes. After hearing your Gaajar joke, I stopped giving gaajar halwa to my triplets. My bro is planning to use this joke in his new movie though."

Pritam --- "OK, then all bhaabhiyon, please listen, if you like it short I will give you short --"
Farah -- "No one likes short and did I not just say NO gaajar jokes. Leave gaajars for Karamchand."
Pritam -- "I meant short ANSWER. What did you think ?."
Farah -- (embarassed ) "OK. What is 5 + 3?"
Pritam -- "13"
Farah -- "Try again. I taught the class how to count. Count with fingers. You have 5 already.. Now count 3 more 6,7 and now what ?"
Pritam -- "13"
Farah -- (showing fingers) "Just listen and learn. 6, 7 and now comes what ?"
Pritam -- "I know maam. You are influencing me to say 8 but I refuse to get influenced. My answer is 13."


Farah -- "Whats wrong in influence ? I influence SRK all time. I influence my poor hubby - a producer of the biggest joke of a movie and with equally suitabl title "Joker". All stars dance to my tunes, my 10 servants, brither, his countless girlfriends all get influenced by me. I even influenced Akshay to act in Tees Maar Khan. I never had any issues with influence."

Pritam was always plagued with influence and made a startling discovery that he gets influenced the most by his own thoughts. He read a biography of eminents like Einstein, Edison, Newton and was impressed by their great lives, dedication to science and wanted to be a scientist. When he realised the influence of books on him, he dropped the plan.

Farah -- "Your answer is WRONG. Go back to your seat."
Dimpy started clapping and giggling loudly. Pritam, dejected returned to his seat.
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Chalo dream mein bhi Gullu hi cahaye hua hain isse pata chalta hain how much phamous and popular he is. 😎
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Originally posted by: --SH7_Sunny--

Chalo dream mein bhi Gullu hi cahaye hua hain isse pata chalta hain how much phamous and popular he is. 😎


😆 He is always in my dreams and i cant tell you the treatment meted out to him in my dreams as it will be really a long post which is bound to get reported and I will also face ban. 😆
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Thanks karan. 😛
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################### ALI
Farah maam now turned to Ali who was barking in Sonali's ears and in return getting slapped by Sonali. Ali aspired to be greatest mimicry artist of dogs. His singing teacher admitted that his barking was more melodious than his singing.
He was such a fervent dog lover that he never ate boneless chicken. He needed to be controlled by his parents whenever he passed by a lamp post. Heaven, cutie dog from BB7 is a great fan of Ali and votes for him from old computer in garage. Heaven has passed a good "bark" to his other mates as well.

Farah -- So Ali. Tell me how much is 5 + 3?
Ali -- Wooowww Bhooo bhoo.
Faraha -- Ali. If you want a treat of biscuits later on tell me quickly what is 5 + 3.
Ali -- Wooowww Bhooo Bhoo.
Faraha (accepting defeat) -- Do something new atleast .
Ali - meeowww Bhooo Bhoo.
Faraha -- What was that ?
Ali -- Dog doing cat's mimicry. Wooowww Bhoo bhoo.
Faraha (giving up) -- Ok back to your den Ali.

############################PUNEET#############

Now was Puneet's turn who was busy doing exercise by lifting Aarya by his neck. Aarya was pleading for mercy.
Baby Punz had taken Indian pledge too seriously and considered everyone to be part of his extended family. He claimed so many brothers and sisters that sometimes his parents had to shut his mouth fearing slanderous publicity against them.

Faraha -- "Puneet --"
Puneet -- "Yes betaa."
Faraha -- "I am not your daughter. You are just a kid and I am your teacher."
Puneet -- "OK. So should I call you my niece, elder sister, aunty, grandma ?"
Faraha (angry) -- "Grandma ?? Am I that old ?"
Puneet -- "What about just plain Mom ?"


Faraha (now scared with implications) -- "Just call me teacher and answer what is 5 + 3."
Puneet (conspiratory tone) -- "Kari has not done her homework today. Sonali told me."
Faraha -- "Forget her. How about you ? Did you do your homework ?"
Puneet -- "No maam. How can I ? I was busy watching over her. I will report her activities to you."
Faraha -- "No need. What is 5 + 3?"
Puneet (casting vicious glance at Kari) -- "I bet teacher, Kari does not know the answer to this question. I saw her asking Upen for help."
Faraha -- "You dont have to worry about Kari. Just answer my question."
Puneet -- "But you will quiz her as well right ? and if she does not know the answer make her write "I respect Puneet Sir. I am sorry Puneet Sir." 100 times."

Farah -- "Puneet, you dont tell me my job. and Why did you hit Aarya ? He is crying."
Puneet -- "He is a big draamebaaz. I only tickled him on his neck. If I really want to hit some one, I hit like this."
And before Faraha could say anything hits her hard in her stomach.
Faraha (snivelling in pain) -- "GET OUT PUNEET. Oh my Kunder. Puneet, control or in future, you will end up hitting someone you will always regret."
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