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I had a dream after dozing off while watching Farah's WKV which was based on classroom theme. In my dream, all HMs shrunk to be cute, adorable kids 7-8 years of age. BB house turned into a school with Farah as maths teacher with her ugly green glasses.
"What is 5 + 3 bacchon ?" Farah queried. "Gullu, you come here and tell me."
##################### GULLU ###################
Baby Gullu was sitting in baby Punz's lap, sucking Punz's thumb and looking at him with utmost devotion and in between exchanging silent angry looks with Kari. Gullu and Punz both were kids of same age but still Gullu addressed him Sir.
Gullu, a kid of free spirit did not like being imprisoned by clothes, so needless to say he was not wearing any school uniform. After his mom's repeated requests he reluctantly obliged her by wearing a short pant.
Gullu looked at Punz's chuddi enviously, the shortest pant ever manufactured. The chuddi was made by a chinese tailor who gave Punzu baby lessons in martial arts. The short was designed to attract all ying of universe and allow free movements while kicking Aarya's butt.
"Gullu, come here." Farah ordered.
Gullu finally got up from Punz's lap with a heavy heart. He hated every moment when he was parted away from Punz. He wished he could be cojoined to Punz like Surya twins in Maatram movie. Then they will always be together even during daily morning rituals.
"Tell me. What is 5 + 3 ?" Farah again.
Gullu completely lost, looked pleadingly at Punz.
Punz --- "Tell maam that you will need more time to discuss with the group. Dont take any hasty decision."
Gullu -- "Thanks Sir. I must be careful. The world has always hated for anything I do or say. I tried ----"
Farha (interrupting them) - "Gullu, answer me. Dont look here and there."
Gullu (very upset) - "Ek minute teacher. This is a conversation between 2 friends. Please dont butt in."
Punz gave him his blessings and advised him to answer Farah's question first.
Gullu -- "Sorry maam. I did not mean to be rude. Waise I have a very clean heart. See my bulging chest which covers heart. I wash it every 10 minutes so that no dirt reaches the heart."
Farah (with lot of patience) -- "Ok. Do you mind answering me now ? What is 5 + 3 ?"
Gullu -- "Pls listen to my answer carefully .. If you have little commonsense in that thick head of yours --"
Farah -- "ANSWER"😡
Gullu -- "If you are not biased and you are not a complete idiot --"
Farah -- "JUST ANSWER."😡😡
Gullu -- "If you have a little decency and good upbringing --"
Farah -- "JUST ANSWER. I BEG OF YOU."
Gullu -- "Why are you shouting ? Cant we have a normal, sensible conversation ? I am only trying to answer your question without losing my head.
Farah -- "Then just answer."
Gullu -- "Listen Maam. I only have respect for you even though you are a douche, a big clown just like your stupid movies and moronic hubby and fatheaded, big bore brother."
Farah -- "Gullu you are now getting personal. "
Gullu -- "How I am being personal. All I want to say is that I am very happy for Jacqueline that she dumped your bro."
Farah -- "ENOUGH GO BACK GULLU. NOT A WORD."
Gullu -- (crying) "You dont let me even finish the answer. Now you will give me zero in test. No one understands me. Now Et Tu Maam ?" 😭
Gullu started laughing loudly like a mad man and made scary faces to other students.😈
Dimpy, Kari screamed. Soni, Sonali clung to Upen. While everyone was in shock to see Gullu's avataar, for some unknown reasons Upen was the only kid enjoying the scene, caressing both Sonali and Soni making frequent lip impressions on their foreheads and cheeks.
"What is 5 + 3 bacchon ?" Farah queried. "Gullu, you come here and tell me."
##################### GULLU ###################
Baby Gullu was sitting in baby Punz's lap, sucking Punz's thumb and looking at him with utmost devotion and in between exchanging silent angry looks with Kari. Gullu and Punz both were kids of same age but still Gullu addressed him Sir.
Gullu, a kid of free spirit did not like being imprisoned by clothes, so needless to say he was not wearing any school uniform. After his mom's repeated requests he reluctantly obliged her by wearing a short pant.
Gullu looked at Punz's chuddi enviously, the shortest pant ever manufactured. The chuddi was made by a chinese tailor who gave Punzu baby lessons in martial arts. The short was designed to attract all ying of universe and allow free movements while kicking Aarya's butt.
"Gullu, come here." Farah ordered.
Gullu finally got up from Punz's lap with a heavy heart. He hated every moment when he was parted away from Punz. He wished he could be cojoined to Punz like Surya twins in Maatram movie. Then they will always be together even during daily morning rituals.
"Tell me. What is 5 + 3 ?" Farah again.
Gullu completely lost, looked pleadingly at Punz.
Punz --- "Tell maam that you will need more time to discuss with the group. Dont take any hasty decision."
Gullu -- "Thanks Sir. I must be careful. The world has always hated for anything I do or say. I tried ----"
Farha (interrupting them) - "Gullu, answer me. Dont look here and there."
Gullu (very upset) - "Ek minute teacher. This is a conversation between 2 friends. Please dont butt in."
Punz gave him his blessings and advised him to answer Farah's question first.
Gullu -- "Sorry maam. I did not mean to be rude. Waise I have a very clean heart. See my bulging chest which covers heart. I wash it every 10 minutes so that no dirt reaches the heart."
Farah (with lot of patience) -- "Ok. Do you mind answering me now ? What is 5 + 3 ?"
Gullu -- "Pls listen to my answer carefully .. If you have little commonsense in that thick head of yours --"
Farah -- "ANSWER"😡
Gullu -- "If you are not biased and you are not a complete idiot --"
Farah -- "JUST ANSWER."😡😡
Gullu -- "If you have a little decency and good upbringing --"
Farah -- "JUST ANSWER. I BEG OF YOU."
Gullu -- "Why are you shouting ? Cant we have a normal, sensible conversation ? I am only trying to answer your question without losing my head.
Farah -- "Then just answer."
Gullu -- "Listen Maam. I only have respect for you even though you are a douche, a big clown just like your stupid movies and moronic hubby and fatheaded, big bore brother."
Farah -- "Gullu you are now getting personal. "
Gullu -- "How I am being personal. All I want to say is that I am very happy for Jacqueline that she dumped your bro."
Farah -- "ENOUGH GO BACK GULLU. NOT A WORD."
Gullu -- (crying) "You dont let me even finish the answer. Now you will give me zero in test. No one understands me. Now Et Tu Maam ?" 😭
Gullu started laughing loudly like a mad man and made scary faces to other students.😈
Dimpy, Kari screamed. Soni, Sonali clung to Upen. While everyone was in shock to see Gullu's avataar, for some unknown reasons Upen was the only kid enjoying the scene, caressing both Sonali and Soni making frequent lip impressions on their foreheads and cheeks.
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