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Posted: 10 years ago

#11

#################SONALI###############

Faraha called Sonali who was looking at Upen lovingly while keeping an eye on Gullu as well. Sonali who was always lost in her thought walked unsteadily towards Faraha like a zombie from Go Goa Gone.

She never wore school uniform and always wore black top and skirt, black lipstick, black nail polish, black bindi and black necklace and black high heels. She looked like a mini black hole.

Faraha -- "Sonali, what is 5 + 3?"
Sonali (lost in her world) -- "What is Upen's problem ?"
Faraha -- "Why ? What happened ?"
Sonali -- "He is not talking to me again. Do you think he will be my friend again if I share some of my pasta with him ?"
Farah -- "For God's sake. Listen to me Sonali. Are you back on this earth ?"
Sonali -- "I want to ask you something. Actually I want you to work for me when I become a principal of this school. What salary do you expect along with bonus ?"

Faraha -- "You need to study basics first to become a principal. Tell me how much is 5+3 ?"
Sonali -- "Must be somewhere between 0 to 500."
Faraha (sarcastically) -- "That's good to know. Would you like to be more precise."
Sonali(yawning) -- "I did not get enough sleep yesterday night. Do you think I can find fish in my tap water ? I lost one from fish tank and Riya told me I might find in the tap water."

Sonali gets up and walks back to her without any damn to Faraha.
Faraha (explodes) -- "SONALI . What are you talking about ? And WHERE ARE YOU GOING? You did not answer me."
Sonali (flicking her neck) -- "Muze kantaala aala. I want to sleep. Soni, do you mind moving a bit so I can sit next to Upen and rest my head on his shoulder and sleep ?"

Faraha (very angry) -- "SONALI. ANSWER MY QUESTION FIRST."
Sonali -- "My Chhotu will answer."

This caused a big commotion in boyz. All boyz looked puzzled and found murmuring that they always thought only they possessed chhotu and wondered how chhotu could solve any maths questions.
Sonali, indifferent to all was already snoring.

Edited by Pooja-- - 10 years ago

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Posted: 10 years ago

#12

Originally posted by: SoPunk

"Baby Gullu was sitting in baby Punz's lap, sucking Punz's thumb..."

That's the height of dependency ... Even the thumb is borrowed ... 😲🤣

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Posted: 10 years ago

#13

Originally posted by: Pooja--
I had a dream after dozing off while watching Farah's WKV which was based on classroom theme. In my dream, all HMs shrunk to be cute, adorable kids 7-8 years of age. BB house turned into a school with Farah as maths teacher with her ugly green glasses.

"What is 5 + 3 bacchon ?" Farah queried. "Gullu, you come here and tell me."

##################### GULLU ###################
Baby Gullu was sitting in baby Punz's lap, sucking Punz's thumb and looking at him with utmost devotion and in between exchanging silent angry looks with Kari. Gullu and Punz both were kids of same age but still Gullu addressed him Sir.

Gullu, a kid of free spirit did not like being imprisoned by clothes, so needless to say he was not wearing any school uniform. After his mom's repeated requests he reluctantly obliged her by wearing a short pant.

Gullu looked at Punz's chuddi enviously, the shortest pant ever manufactured. The chuddi was made by a chinese tailor who gave Punzu baby lessons in martial arts. The short was designed to attract all ying of universe and allow free movements while kicking Aarya's butt.

"Gullu, come here." Farah ordered.
Gullu finally got up from Punz's lap with a heavy heart. He hated every moment when he was parted away from Punz. He wished he could be cojoined to Punz like Surya twins in Maatram movie. Then they will always be together even during daily morning rituals.

"Tell me. What is 5 + 3 ?" Farah again.
Gullu completely lost, looked pleadingly at Punz.
Punz --- "Tell maam that you will need more time to discuss with the group. Dont take any hasty decision."
Gullu -- "Thanks Sir. I must be careful. The world has always hated for anything I do or say. I tried ----"
Farha (interrupting them) - "Gullu, answer me. Dont look here and there."
Gullu (very upset) - "Ek minute teacher. This is a conversation between 2 friends. Please dont butt in."
Punz gave him his blessings and advised him to answer Farah's question first.
Gullu -- "Sorry maam. I did not mean to be rude. Waise I have a very clean heart. See my bulging chest which covers heart. I wash it every 10 minutes so that no dirt reaches the heart."

Farah (with lot of patience) -- "Ok. Do you mind answering me now ? What is 5 + 3 ?"
Gullu -- "Pls listen to my answer carefully .. If you have little commonsense in that thick head of yours --"
Farah -- "ANSWER"😡
Gullu -- "If you are not biased and you are not a complete idiot --"
Farah -- "JUST ANSWER."😡😡
Gullu -- "If you have a little decency and good upbringing --"
Farah -- "JUST ANSWER. I BEG OF YOU."
Gullu -- "Why are you shouting ? Cant we have a normal, sensible conversation ? I am only trying to answer your question without losing my head.
Farah -- "Then just answer."

Gullu -- "Listen Maam. I only have respect for you even though you are a douche, a big clown just like your stupid movies and moronic hubby and fatheaded, big bore brother."
Farah -- "Gullu you are now getting personal. "
Gullu -- "How I am being personal. All I want to say is that I am very happy for Jacqueline that she dumped your bro."

Farah -- "ENOUGH GO BACK GULLU. NOT A WORD."
Gullu -- (crying) "You dont let me even finish the answer. Now you will give me zero in test. No one understands me. Now Et Tu Maam ?" 😭

Gullu started laughing loudly like a mad man and made scary faces to other students.😈

Dimpy, Kari screamed. Soni, Sonali clung to Upen. While everyone was in shock to see Gullu's avataar, for some unknown reasons Upen was the only kid enjoying the scene, caressing both Sonali and Soni making frequent lip impressions on their foreheads and cheeks.

ADDED PRITAM HERE

ADDED PUNEET AND ALI HERE

ADDED SONALI HERE

too funny 👏

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Posted: 10 years ago

#14

Originally posted by: vibg

👏 love it!

😉 😆

Edited by Pooja-- - 10 years ago

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Posted: 10 years ago

#15

😆 Did you really dream this? Gautam gautam everywhere...now even coming in dreams lol

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Posted: 10 years ago

#16

Originally posted by: minzkumar
😆 Did you really dream this? Gautam gautam everywhere...now even coming in dreams lol

Gullu ne nind udhadi inki😆

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Posted: 10 years ago

#17

Originally posted by: Misfit

Gullu ne nind udhadi inki😆

😆😳

Minz, Misfit . Gullu is oxygen of my life. I have asked Google to make special goggles for me . The goggle will replace all faces in day to day life with handsome face of Gullu.

I am so infatuated by Gullu that I have forced my bf to groom beard. I even broke his legs because he was a very good dancer. 😆

I am the luckiest person on earth as he is not only in my awaken state but also in dream lala land. 😆

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Posted: 10 years ago

#18

###############UPEN##################

Upen, James Bond of BB school was surrounded by fawning girls. Soni was pressing his feet. Natasha massaging his head. Sonali applying lip balm to avoid excessive wear off by constant smacking of lips. Diandra was doing his homework.

Upen was day dreaming lying in his bed with his kambal.
Upen had been revered highly for finding a new, abtruse language which he alone could understand.

Faraha -- "Upen come here."
Soni (pained that Upen had to walk few steps) -- "Maam, please spare him the hard work of walking. He just had his lunch. I beg of you.

Faraha -- "UPEN COME HERE."
The girls tried to carry him on their shoulders.
Faraha - "UPEN COME ALONE ON YOUR OWN FEET."

Upen reluctantly got up and as he lumbered towards Faraha. Soni closed her eyes and prayed to 2000 Gods to give him inner strength and resolved to do more vrats for him in future. Delicate Natasha could not bear this sufferings and fainted. Sonali was more determined than ever to send Chhotu and Riya into Faraha's toilet.

Faraha -- "So Upen how much is 5 + 3?"
Upen -- "I swear on motha rzdfgxvbdfhyd. Rxblkkeffh."
Faraha -- "Sorry I did not catch it."
Upen -- "Txbbdzjjdkllswgtrs on motha."
Faraha -- "Your answers are lot lengthier than I expect. Give me your hand I will help you to count."

Faraha took Upen's hand in her hand. Upen misunderstood Faraha's actions. Even though, Faraha was keen on providing Maths education, he mistook the education to be of different nature.

He grabbed her hand suddenly and put several kisses on it till it became wet. Then he pulled Faraha near him, smacking lips in preparation.

Faraha (desperately trying to get free from his clutches) -- "GET OUT UPEN. GET OUT. LEAVE ME ALONE."

Upen, dejected went back to the seat. Sonali looking at Faraha's wet hand with bitter jealousy.

Edited by Pooja-- - 10 years ago