Jawab do....please! updated

This is a fun post, not meant to offend anyone.

The makers of Humsafars need to answer some questions. For the ease of them, these are Multiple choice, they can tick the appropriate answer as they wish.

1. Sahir burnt toast kyoun khata hain?
Options are:
A. It is proven diet to keep fit, especially 6 pack Abs dikhane ho to, on demand
B. Niyamat house main kissi ko aur koi breakfast banana nahi aata
C. Bachpan main poisoning ho gayi thi, and Burnt toast is an excellent antidote.
D. Ab Kurti Aapa ki shakal dekhkar yahi khane ko man karta hain. Kya kare...

2. Sahir 2 ft pani main swim kyoun karta hain?
OPtions are:
A. Acute shortage of water in Niyamat house
B. Iske aage swimming nahi aati
C. 2 ft water is Just enough to cover for his essentials and yet show his desirable parts. Ahem ahem...
D. He likes it this way. Na kum, na zyaada.

3. Zeenat Sahir ki kya lagti hain?
OPtions are:
A. Biwi
B. Biwi and Boss
C. Boss
D. Boss turned Girlfriend turned Biwi

4. Yeh Kurti Aapa ki choti hamesha left side main kyoun hoti hain?
Options are:
A. Choti actually artificial hain, chunni ka attachement hain. You cant change its direction.
B. Til right side main hain to balancing kali cheez left main honi chahiye, isliye
C. Sahir ko dekh kar inka bhi heart goes bonkers. Since heart is on the left side...
D. Left side main choti rakhana inka trade secret hain, a good omen.

5. Dr Khurana kya hain?
Options are:
A. Family Doctor
B. Family doctor turned pathologist
C. Family Doctor, pathologist, gynaecologist
D. Family Doctor, Pediatrician, Coma specialist

6. Anam itne tang kapde kyoun pehenti hain?
A. Acute shortage of cloth in Niyamat house
B. Recycling of towels and curtains is quite economical
C. Agar Sahir Miya 6 pack abs dikha sakte hain to yeh kyoun nahi?
D. Good use of left over scraps from Saiyyara

7. Samaira kitne mahine preggy hain?
A. 3 months
B. 2 months
C. She is not pregnant
D. She has already delivered somewhere

8. What business does Shiraaz (Anam's husband) do In Dubai?
A. Clothes retailing
B. Supply of water for the pool
C. Supply of camel's milk (its makes a good skin pack)
D. Don't know. Could be anything.

9. There was a lawyer visit to Niyamat house which was asked for by Kurti Aapa. The lawyer carried documents that were
A. Sahir and Zeenat's marriage ceritficates
B. The Niyamat house property papers
C. Saiyyara employee list
D. Alvira Aunty health and insurance report

10. Whom will Zaki marry?
A. Samaira
B. Zara
C. Asharfi
D. Dunno, any female will do.

Buss...aaj ke liye itne sawal buss. Dimaag ka dahi jam gaya Thursday aur Friday ke episodes se..hope CVs will solve this paper.

Some additional questions.
Where is Joe?
Where is Asharfi?
What is the raaz of Kadhi Chawal?

LMFAO! This post is hilarious! But honestly some of th questions are on point tho. These things that yiu pointed can make the scene a bit funny!


Great post! 😆

😆 ..so funny...one more question...Why does Linda keep disappearing from office frequently? And how many rooms are there in Niyamat house?? 😲

i can't stop laughing🤣🤣 funny!

Thank you all for the laughing support. There are more questions, believe me (based on the pms that I received)

11. Sarfaraz sahib is out of Saiyyara. What is he doing now as a rozi roti?
Options are:
A. Supply of glycerine to Niyamat house, for Nausheen to cry
B. Supply of chloroform to his ex wife, who faints at the slightest pretext
C. Supply of lipstick for Anam
D. Flower gardening (his current wife needs a flower everyday)

12. Where is Niyamat house in Mumbai?
Options are:
A. In a film studio
B. It is not in Mumbai at all. the exterior is shown, somewhere in the middle east
C. Colaba or somewhere in south Mumbai (If Myra could walk to the university..., Aarzoo also stood on the sea face)
D. Dunno. Half of it is in Lucknow, half in Hyderabad and the rest in Dubai

13. What would be the best punishment for the cab driver? (seriously, this is a fun post. I hate that fellow) Options are:
A. Recital of Sahir's poetry everyday by Anam
B. A diet of burnt toast only.
C. Life imprisonment with Kurti Aapa as his cell mate
D. He should be made to life up Dadi with one arm

14. Why is Sahir scared of rains?
Options are:
A. The colour of his coat ran on his favourite white shirt due to rains
B. Rains have a fattening effect, he read somewhere. Because after getting drenching, you feel like having Onion pakoras and Hot ginger chai
C. He is scared his hair will start falling off. Ab itni mehnet se ugaye hain to...
D. Joe refused to wash his wet clothes because of a fungal infection in his nails. So Sahir had to do the honours...

15. Where is Joe now?
Options are:
A. Dubai, with Sheeraz. Anam sent him there.
B. Lucknow, to investigate the factory burning episode. Aarzoo sent him there.
C. Mumbai Airport, to investigate the false allegation that Sahir was a terrorist. Sahir sent him there.
D. Dr Khurana's lab. To investigate the swapping of human blood with parrot blood. Zaki sent him there.

16. Sahir wont drive, even in emergency like the attempted molestation of Aarzoo. Why?
Options are:
A. Cant drive!
B. He is scared that he will put on weight.
C. Zeenat did a lot of backseat driving earlier. Ek do accident bhi hogaye. So generally scared to drive.
D. Dunno. Maybe doesn't want to touch the driving wheel and the gear shaft. Gandi baat.

17. Why isn't Kadhi chawal made in Niyamat house?
A. No curd left after Anam uses them for a face pack
B. No besan left after Alvira uses it as a soap substitute
C. Sahir wants burnt kadhi, that is not possible. It was tried earlier
D. Sirf Kadhi chwal se kya hoga: pakode bhi chahiye. Mote ho jayenge sab, isiliye...

18. Why did Asharafi like Sahir so much that she was kissing him on his face?
A. She was removing his whiteheads: a type of grooming
B. Asharafi is a female. Samajha karo yaar
C. She was searching for something to make a nest: Sahir's beard appealed to her.
D. Aarzoo trained her that way. Main nahi kar sakti to kya...

19. What happened to the old clothes, tent like that Aarzoo used to wear?
A. Used to make kitchen mops in Niyamat house
B. Used to make new clothes for Anam.
C. Kept aside to make baby wear for Samaira's baby
D. Dunno. Maybe in the archives at Saiyyara

20. Why is Zaki growing a beard like Sahir?
A. I said, like Sahir...bade bhai ke jaise rehna chahta hain. Next we will see 6 pck abs also from him
B. shaving cream, blade missing! Hijacked by Rehman
C. Shaving main time waste hota hain. Utne main kissi ko pata sakta hain.
D. Kurti Aapa mistook him for Anam one day and the experience was horrible.

🤣 Very important questions Sagi. But for the second question, I think the answer is going to be option C. 😉 😆

Lmao, thanks for this totally hilarious post 🤣🤣🤣