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Umm . . . did I miss something in the beginning?
So an episode free of Kutti--I mean Kurti Apa 😲 (seriously where are my manners? *rolls-eyes-so-hard-they-pop-out* and annoying fake acting of Anam. But I missed Kurti Apa's mole. 😭😭😭
Samaira scares the shit out of me.
She is reminding me of the girl from Fatal Attraction. I am confused is she pregnant or not? If she is then why hasn't she told her father yet? I mean of course she doesn't care about how her father will feel because she was celebrating feeding sweets and was happily informing Zaki that he was going to inform her mother. She was jumping with such glee and excitement as if she had won a lottery . . . and what if she has?
What if she is pregnant but not with Zaki's child, but some guy who dumped her? What if it is a plan to trap him? And umm . . . isn't the pregnancy thing going to work her favour? sooo many problems would have been solved. Rehman would have told Sahir and Sahir would ask Zaki if this is true and Zaki would have nodded and . . . I think my head exploded.😛
Zaki how about you stop being such a creep? KNOWING ARZOO FROM HER FEET? All I saw was her (beautiful omggg omggg her dresses are so nice) pants.
And the scene where Sahir entered and honestly I blanked out, coz moi was just too busy looking at Harshad Chopra's (fine, exquisite, glamorous . . . I feel like a creep too now . . . ) butt. I could smack those. anytime. really.
hmm.
As I was busy admiring his (I repeat fine, exquisite, glamorous butt . . . ) my sister was busy banging her head against the wall. I rolled my eyes seriously why couldn't she understand the beauty of Sahir's (fine, exquisite, glamorous) butt. Gosh. 🤪
My mom then enters and pushes me off the sofa. Seriously she ruined my drooling admiration for such a (fine, exquisite, glamorous) butt. And then she goes on screaming at me why can't you be like Arzoo, so innocent and independent never disrespects her parents and loves her mother unconditionally. Why?
I didn't know it was supposed to be a rhetorical question because then I answered it with maybe pocket money.
My phone has been hijacked by my evil mother.
I am finding a guy tomorrow who has a pregnant psycho girlfriend. I am gonna be his bff4eva!
So back to Zaki in my dreams I murdered him. I mean what a guy right? He sleeps with women like they are toys and is being labelled a toy himself hahaha I rolled on the floor . . . and hit my feet against the table.
Let me tell you that it was very painful.😡
Arzoo darling why couldn't you just ask someone to help you with the boxes if you couldn't take them? and umm why was she acting like she was actually pregnant? Seriously you are on my Fart list officially. That just proved Sahir's suspicion further.
And who found his anger hot. I was like omggg omggg omggg but then I realized it was supposed to be serious. 😕 And so I felt angry at Arzoo again why didn't she just blurt out the truth when she heard Rehman and Sahir talking. I wonder if she heard about thekarkhana? 😲
If Arzoo and Zaki are trying to help Sahir they are further complicating it. Have some brains seriously. Try eating duck brains it will increase your intelligence. My dad says that I don't umderstand why . . . but maybe it might help them both.
Oh well little of Sahir and Arzoo huffing and brooding. A lot of Sahir's (fine, exquisite, glamorous) butt and body and . . . I need help.
ON MY FART LIST:
1. Zaki the idiot
2. Arzoo the mataji
3. Samaira the psycho
Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️
P.S: I don't think Sahir heard anything and I don't think Samaira will tell the truth and even if she opens her mouth its gonna be devastating. finger crossed though.
Anupamaa
