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Posted: 11 years ago

#691

ak din wife aur husband mandir sey nikley to ek faqer ney kaha,

shehzadey l rupeya dey dey andha hon,

wife dey do,

tumhein shehzada kaha hai to zaror andha he ho ga,

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Santa got computer job,
first day he worked til evening,
Boss was happy n asked what u did today?
Santa-Keyboard alphabets not in right order,
i rearranged them..

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Teacher: "All those who wish to go to heaven, put your hands up."
All the children put up their hands except for Sharanya.
Teacher: "Sharanya, don't you want to go heaven?"
Sharanya: "Well, Miss, my mum said I had to go straight home after school."

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sardar rat mujhey ek admi ney chako dikha kar lot liya.

dost.but terey pas to for ever gun hoti hai.

sardar.wo maney chupa li thi,varna wo bhe chori ho jati,,,,🤣

Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
"DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH"

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Boy bought gift for His Girl friend-
GF:Wat the hell would I do with this rocket?
Boy: U wanted stars na?
Now sit on it and GET LOST:

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!
Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo
lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(
Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-
to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

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Rich Man: Today, I have 14 Cars,
18 Bikes, 4 Bungalows, 3 Farm Houses

What do you have?

Poor Man: I have a boy

who's Girl Friend is
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Your Daughter..!