How to #1 Wash a Brain

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Tears Tears all around and the pain has just begun.

Just trying to lighten the mood after yesterday's episode.


How to wash a brain


  1. Choose your victim well, one whom you can wrap around ur lil finger.
  2. Pour false allegations and keep them pouring till your victim is completely soaked in it.
  3. Add detergent, oops the charges non-stop, without giving any option to your victim to say anything other than "Magar Ammi..."
  4. Rinse multiple times with Ghar ki Izzat
  5. Use the oft used fabric softener - Nawab Murder
  6. Spin the victim with Bramhastra -"Maa ki Kasam"

Mission complete. Finally, the brain is washed. Now abandon the victim to dry his wounds and go attend to the next victim.

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Beautiful post on brain wash.
Tanvir detergent is for Aahil cloth.
Hope she has washed the right side of the brain only. Let the left side intact because we need that in future very urgently. If the left side is clouded or wet by the washing then give some time to dry it then automatically it will function.

Hope is the best medicine now...
Edited by sylvia99 - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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😆
ha ha
you should have made one on fakir baba ..he is the most crucial character and comes at the most important times ...he is so neglected 😭 he needs a post !
Edited by namzie - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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😆

Originally posted by: namzie

😆

ha ha
you should have made one on fakir baba ..he is the most crucial character and comes at the most important times ...he is so neglected 😭

Tanveer and fakir baba make a really cute couple. Opposites attract. Ek aag Hai to ek Hai paani. Ye Hai kahani gul ki zubaani.
imagine what their kids Will Be like? Fiery water? Or thin fire with a slim physique like fakeer baba? Or fiery brain loaded with tanveer's schmes and the speech Will Be loud and impactful like baba's?
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: rabees011

😆 Tanveer and fakir baba make a really cute couple. Opposites attract. Ek aag Hai to ek Hai paani. Ye Hai kahani gul ki zubaani.

imagine what their kids Will Be like? Fiery water? Or thin fire with a slim physique like fakeer baba? Or fiery brain loaded with tanveer's schmes and the speech Will Be loud and impactful like baba's?


we need a couple name too
😆
good one rabees
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Posted: 10 years ago
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how about FanVeer (fa of fakir and nveer of tanveer)?
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: sylvia99

Beautiful post on brain wash.

Tanvir detergent is for Aahil cloth.
Hope she has washed the right side of the brain only. Let the left side intact because we need that in future very urgently. If the left side is clouded or wet by the washing then give some time to dry it then automatically it will function.

Hope is the best medicine now...


Thanks.
Left side brain left intact 😆 Hope so.
I wonder if brain will function, when Heart is bleeding.

Waiting to see what happens after the drying process.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: namzie

😆

ha ha
you should have made one on fakir baba ..he is the most crucial character and comes at the most important times ...he is so neglected 😭 he needs a post !


The next in How To Series - How to prophecy the twists by Fakir Baba.😆

So true, Fakir baba gives the most accurate spoilers, that are 100% true. Still he is the most neglected.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: rabees011

😆 Tanveer and fakir baba make a really cute couple. Opposites attract. Ek aag Hai to ek Hai paani. Ye Hai kahani gul ki zubaani.

imagine what their kids Will Be like? Fiery water? Or thin fire with a slim physique like fakeer baba? Or fiery brain loaded with tanveer's schmes and the speech Will Be loud and impactful like baba's?


Ha ha ha...
Babi - how's that for a name for this pairing.
And kids will have Baba's looks and Billi's abilities (in all respects).

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Posted: 10 years ago
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@gita: very well Said! Now I Hope Tanveer baba ko qubool Kar le in spite of the Old dirty clothes He wears...ek tanveer Hai Jo ki ek nawaban Hai Aur ek Hai raste ka fakeer baba. Kya inki raahei kabhie ek honge? Agar aap Is kahani mei dilchaspi rakhte Hai to dekhiye Qubool Hai her somvaar se shukrvaar raat saade nau baje Bharat mei sirf Zee Tv per.

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