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I told myself. Ten good post, and I'll post.
Heyya ALL! Here come's ball!
Okay still lame.
You guys miss me! Or the guides?
WHAT! That's a resounding N-O, I hear?
:(
Nanhi Munni Rahi cries.
Wait, what is that...?
You do miss me? Well I see three pairs of hands! GOOD ENOUGH!
NMR happy child today!
Heee~~~
That's right!
So, here goes.
As Sanam opens her eyes, a dark shadow falls upon her gaze...and in walked, the once mighty Razia.
Malika-e-Azam...uth gayi aap?
Oh she is a Mallika alright! The wife of a Nawab OKAY, YOU paan ki dukaan!
Ab jab uthi gayi hai toh...apne khwabon se bahar aaye, aiye..aiye aiye.* yep paan in her mouth. chewing.*
Tumhein kya laga tha..ke apni behen ko dekh kar, usske aage, mote mote aasoon bahaogi, usse gale se lagaloge, aur usse sare baatein ugal do gi...to kya woh tumharein baaton mein aakar, pyaar mohabaat mein tumharein behen Aahil ka niikah karne ka irada chod degi? Hehehehe *Razia wali laugh*
Bewaqoof ho..! Ek dum awal darjeh ki bewaqoof! *darjah satu punye bodoh?! woah, main kasaq nampak, yang tak paham dah, pi main jauh2*
Woh toh shukar hai upar wale ka...duniya ke baki sare log tumhari tarah bewaqoof nahin hai!
Yeah Razia Bhi, like you're world's smartest right? Fine, granted that it was pretty smart getting Sunehri on board your not-so-little-game, I mean...look what all that brought about. In fantasy and in realm. And virtual. *Farz wali evil laugh. FINEEE! Faru can't do no evil laugh! After all, main nanhi munni rah- I'll just continue*
Or rather, I'd let Razia continue.
Wo Sunehri hai...Sanam nahin hai!
Yeah Razia. Please try saying this to Aahil. Or Tannu. Or Rehan. OR ANYBODY ELSE BUT SANAM WHO ALREADY KNOW THIS. That too from you!
Beshaq tumhari judwa behen hai, lekin tumse ek dum alheda *did I get the wod right? Such big word! Nanhi munni ko nahin pata*
Aur usse duniya mein sabse azeez hai.. PAI-SA!
Main baarish kardoon paise ki
Jo tu ho jaye meri~~~
WHAT! Don't look at me like that! The song might as well have played!
Hehe.
Okay so..where were we?
Yep. Pai-Sa!
Jo sirf main usse de sakhti hoon *oh sho cutely she says this, almost song-like!*
Woh apni zindagi se dokha kar sakhti hoon...lekin mujhse dokha nahin karegi.
Oh Razia Razia...tch tch. Ek dokhebaaz se itna yaqeen? Wah Razia Bee Wah! Your 500 crores now, just a dream it is. But oops. Please don't tell Sunehri that I told you. You see, even though she's a thug as you so lovingly call her, maar khane ka paisa liya hai toh pura maar khayega na...hmm yes, yes, I know what you're saying- ek chorni, aur itni imaandar?
Well, what to do. Badi badi amount mein aisi choti choti back stabbing toh hoti rehti hai.
*totally patting my back for this*But Razia continues...
Toh main yeh kehti hoon, ab yeh sach qubool karne ke liye...tayyar ho jao...
Sanam looking all frail, but with such conviction she answers...
Aisa kuch nahin hoga! Tum apne iradein mein kabhi kamyab nahin ho sakhti!
Kanhi nahin! Kabhi nahin! Right!? Suddenly am picturing Razia singing ~~
Hum honge kamyaab, hum honge kamyaab ek dinnn.
Dil mein hai vishwas, pura hai vishwas..hum honge kamyaab ek din!
Oh but the once Queen Bee isn't done is she..
Kya karoon! Kis tarah se main..main tumhein kaise bataoon ke jo main keh rahi hoon wohi sahi hai? Aisa karti hoon...! Tumhein main aaj..aaj raat jashn mein le chalti hoon! Wahan apni behen aur apni shauhar ko bahon mein bahein dal kar nach karte hue dekhna! Hehehe *that paan wali laugh again*
Ugh I tell you Razia! You'll be dancing soon. At the hands of these sisters!
But still, Razia is Razia...
Hmm? Hmm! Usse zyada behtar hoga kal main tumhein nikah mein le chalu! *Sanam shuts her eyes and cringes a lil here* Dono ko nikah name par dastakhat karte hue dekhna! Haan!*more like a croak it sounded like* Maza aayaga. *again, croaky.. hehe*
Sanam looks up, hopeful. Maybe if she's there...she can try to stop the wedding?
Hmmm...lekin main aisa kar nahin sakthi na...tum yahin soch rahi ho ke 'Allah... mere saath yeh sab kyun ho raha hai, maine kissika kya begada hai..' huh? Agar tumhe Khuda se yahin sab sawal karne.. toh uska intezam bhi maine kardiya! Itminan se, yahan bait kar, jitna marzi sawal jawab karna! Baat yeh hai na...ke tum jitna kameeni mujhe samajhti ho, utni main hoon nahin-
*what then, A LOT MORE???*
Apparently not.
-todi kami! *UHHH YEAH SURE. AND I DON'T LOVE CHOCOLATE*
Scoffs. As if. Ask me what was my dinner. Go on, ask.
Nutella. That was my dinner. Pure chocolate awesomeness.
Anyway.
Back to show.. *you guy are totally jealous of me right now! Heee!!*
And then.
And then ladies and ladies.
And then...
Yes, now would be a good time to drumroll...
Coz...
And then... Razia said the one name that once held so much respect and pride...
She calls out... GHAFFUR!
Now...to those in the know, this name indeed played an important role once upon a time.
To those who has no clue what I'm talking about...SHAME.
Anyway...this Ghaffur guy *what has this name been reduced to... tsk tsk tsk..sniff sniff... wipes imaginary tears*
-he handed over a praying mat, or sejadah as we call it.
Yeh... Razia gives Sanam the mat, jaa namaz...ab main bolongi to bo- Yeah you know it. Hehe.
Mera to kehna yeh hai..ke Allah se shikayatein karna, sawal jawab karna...isse behter yeh hai ke tum Allah se todi himmat manglo, ab sach qubool karne ke liye, usse jasb karne ke liye, bardasht karne ke liye tumhein himmat ki zaroorat to hai hi na?
Yes Razia. Himmat to zaroori hai!
Tumhari behen, tumhari Aahil ke saath nikah karke, uss par hukumat karne wali hai aaj ke baat se! Beshaq tumhari behen hi hai, lekin apne shauhar ke saat kissi aur ko dekhna...ALLAH..!! Bardasht kahan hota hai?
Kaun kambaqht bardasht karne ke liye dua mangta hai? Hum toh dua manghti hoon, ke roz yahan bhagne ke liye rasta doondh sake, humare Aahil ko dhoondh sake... humare behen ke saat baat kar sake...
*Okay spare me okay? I suck at this, clearly*
And, as a final stroke...Razia has this to say...
Aaj ki raat..*hona hai kya...pana hai kya khona hai kya..okay, ad over*
..jahan mere sare khwab pure hongi. wohi..tch tch tch tch...tumhare liye..qayamat ki raat hogi..
Razia gently caressed *as if!!* Sanam's chin, and Sanam looks away, removing it..
Khayal rakhna... *Razia wali paan giggle again* and she turns to leave.
But before she can move much, Sanam gets up from her chair *yep it's hers! All hers, only hers!*
Razia Bi!
And Razia turns with deliberate slowness. *cue suspense music*
Qayamat se woh log darte hai jinne Khuda pe yaqeen nahin hota! Wah wah Sanam! Wah wah!!
Razia looks on. Angry at being called on? Oh the nerve of this insolent lil- No no. NMR doesn't surse. Nope, not even for Razia... uhh.
Afsos hai mujhe is baat ka, Sanam continues, ke umr ke is padhav aane ke baat bhi aapko yeh nahin pata, ke Khuda ki hastees *??* sabse badi hoti hai! Aur jab chahein kissi ki bhichayi hui chal toh kya, kissi ki bhi kismat bhi palat sakhta hai!
*Okay I really have to say this line - Kismat badi kutti cheez hai..sali kabhi bhi palat sakhti hai ;)*
Same to same na? Xerox copy!
Okay lame. *nope not cursing*
Moving on..
Jitna aapko apni bichayi bisaath pe yakeen hai...utna hi mujhe apne Khuda pe yaqeen hai.. Sachi mohabbat aur nek baraste ke hifazat to Woh khud karta hai! Apni bando ka imtehaan leta hai lekin unhe harne nahin deta! Aur aap jaise log jinhone zindagi mein kabhi kissi ke liye kuch acha nahin kiya, kuch pal ke liye mazbud zaroor ho jate hai..lekin jeete kabhi nahin!
Agar Khuda mera aur Aahil ka rishta qubool hoga, toh Woh Seher ko kuch bhi ghalat nahin karne dega! Ek behen, dusri behen ka ghar nahin ujadegi.
*Qubool hai original score playing, one of the scores anyway*
Aur tumne toh khud intezaam kar diya, ke main uss Upar wale ki ibadat kar sakoon. Meri ibadat tab tak chalegi, jab tak tum apne sahi anjam taq nahin pohonch jati.
*background score continues*
Razia wide-eyed, leaves scene. Leaving Sanam. All alone. With her thoughts. Her tanhayi...and her Khuda!
Oh my darling Sanam!
Don't worry love!
Jeet tumhari hogi! Sirf tumhari!
Okay, chal.
Back pain, typing typing.
Thanks for Reading.
⭐️FaRz
p/s WHAT, THAT'S ALL??? HOW IS THIS A GUIDE, YOU ASK? Well, it is an adhoora guide...but a complete post methinks. Hee!
Right about now there could be another post...but don't be sad if there isn't!
Hmmph! As if you guys care at all!!
But really...who knows, there might be a part 2 to this... The Heartfelt Prayers?
Hmmm.
;)
Anupamaa
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