SheikhChilliMasala - Zabardast Entriyan

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Posted: 10 years ago
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Disclaimer - some original names and characters have been changed to fit the format of what I call humor. Please adjust your expectations to match it.

Ruthless businessman - check
Idealist heroine - check
Muslim family of three daughters where the father is MIA - check
Lucknow as background - check
Scootie - check
Talking Parrot - refreshingly new
Ab zindagi gulzar hai kyonki iss pyar ko ek naam jald se jald mil jayega, haina?

4Lions has gotten the formula down pat. So down pat that watching their shows now feels like a patchwork quilt of discarded concepts, unrealized ideas and wasted stories being sewn together with the hopes that the eventual product would look better than sum of its parts.

Mr Jahil ChowDownInAHurry is all set to demolish the single CarKhana that feeds the entire east end of Lucknow. Miss ErrZoo is hell bent on saving jobs. Armed with a truckload of responsibilities, she feels fully equipped to face off against a mega millionaire astute business man by plastering herself on the floor of the CarKhana.

The hapless workers of the cottage industry cannot begin to support themselves without the deft assistance and intervention of ErrZoo. She has earned her battle scars because her dad, like any other dad of three daughters, has ditched the family in search of a male heir. For ErrZoo and her sisters' sake I hope the dad's progeny are all girls. ErrZoo has knotted her duppatta from this end to the other, leaving hardly any duppatta to cover her. Each knot stands for a wish. At this rate she'd have to begin knotting her pajama and kurtha too - Jahil ChowDownInaHurry is going to stir a maelstrom of wishes and desires in her soon. Allah knows this is true.

If cliches were sold in stores, 4Lions has bought them on wholesale. The message is clear, if we dont succeed on Star or Zee try try again on every other channel. A few questions rankle me though. How convenient that ChowDownInaHurry happens to be Muslim too because an inter-caste love affair would not make any sense? Why does Muslim father of three girls invariably invoke his rights to marry again in ALL shows? Gul Khan should know that Sharia law holds no legality in India, and no priest would approve abandoning your current family.

Whats with the extra "s"? Hums ko samajhs nahis ayaas.

Good luck to the new venture, even if the premise is cliched and the hero arrives without a barber. the girl is quite pretty and a decent actor. the male lead has proven his acting chops in the past - so they should be a treat to watch. Lets just hope poor scripting does not bury the two under its weight.



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Posted: 10 years ago
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Would you believe I was waiting for your post since the epi aired?😆

Good to see you...🤗...

Will read at Leisure yr laughter riots😛

Edit:🤣🤣🤣...Every GK viewer knows whats coming, the expectations are same, the story, tracks, scenes right down to dialogoues are going to be repeated...yet, we're all still here😆..😆.. Hooked as ever😛😆
Edited by Sofna - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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#WeSuffer

I am about to venture into the episode, and will be live IF-ing.

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Lucknow! Where it always starts. Forget Paris and Italy, this is where the romance is at!

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I see a scooty...and is that an ice-box at the back? Does she sell ice-cream? Or maybe cool-drinks!?

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Uh-oh. Sad music. Will she save the day?

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She will! Or at least, she thinks she will.

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Is 'Allah knows' the new 'Hain Devi Mayya'?

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It is! Allah knows, it is!

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Uh-oh. Babuji only dropped the bhoj on the sisters in the 100th episode...her mom has dropped bhoj in the first episode itself? Allah knows!

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4Lions seems to be out of money already...poor guy couldn't even afford a barber.

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Will she hit the car? Will the window break? Will she have to work for him for 18/34/50/100 days to chukao debt?

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Oh, kahani main twist! The car will hit the scooty! Will HE WORK FOR HER FOR 18/34/50/60 DAYS!?

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Oh look! Rafia and Sidra are here...ermm...I mean, Ammi and the wannabe-newsreporter are here...

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Imli in the first episode? Is she pregnant!? IS SHE DUE IN 18/30/50/60 DAYS!?

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Buaji is here! I mean, Lucknow's hottie is here...WHAT WILL SHE SAY ABOUT THE PREGGERS KASHAF...ERR...AARZOO!?

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HOW THE HELL DID SHEETAL GET HERE!? WUT!?

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ALLAH KNOWS! ZGH ki toh band baja diya!

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Will the Perpetually Pissed Off in the show open her dupatta knots instead of doris? Is this the soch nayi!? Oops, wrong channel!

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Sacrifice a couple of extras and get the poor guy a barber, please!

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Oh, this one's a just plain asshole. Got it.

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Karwat karwat something...Hain Re Nandkishore!

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Aman already has a face? This show is way too advanced! Pregnant heroine, and VISIBLE Aman!

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Wattay friend, sirji!

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Oh! PPO is here! Let the Rub-away commence!

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Normally, a heroine's hair flows in the wind, in this show, the hero's does...#SlowClap

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I survived! Allah knows, how I did!

Edited by BlueMystique - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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As ever, reading your post is far more fun than watching any of the shows 😆
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Posted: 10 years ago
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try, and damnit TRY again.

-Source: poster on Gul Khan's desk-


Some things never change. Gul is one of them.


I figured I'd make a shopping list for her to make things convenient for her next Clicheco trip (she's an executive member, with all the shopping she does there):


1. Whipping off of dupatta to start the episode with heroine on a scooter, accompanied by the happy twangy music. Check.


2. Parental problems. Check.


3. Trying to fit a fancy, giant, white car through a tiny galli. Check.


4. Bluetooth + not-as-badass guitar riff. Check.


5. Banging of heroine- er, her vehicle. Check.


6. Hatred of chote sheher ke logon. Check.


7. Catchphrase with reference to God. Check.


8. Edible item that reduces stress. Check.


9. OTT family member. Check.


10. Suitably unique pet. Check.


11. Anger problems. Check.


12. Deep, meaningful lectures on life. Check.


13. Atrocious wardrobes. Check.


14. Amanesque character. Check.


15. Heroine ruins hero's plans. Check.


16. Fainting and bridal style carrying, accompanied by convenient wind blowing hair and romantic tune. Check.


Cliches not yet filled: man with two wives, a jhumar, borderline abusive tendencies, eyelock, twist and spin, her working for him, rain sequence, dance sequence, wedding, engagement, the consumashun-blocker, broken wedding, broken engagement, hate marriage... etc.


Other notes:

  • He only has two letters as his initials! Yeh kya hai, Gulji? How could you do this to us?
  • He has already reached Barun ending stage in first episode itself. 👏 #BinaBeardBanda
  • She throws a phone at his car. A phone.

Edited by chotidesi - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: serialjunkie

For ErrZoo and her sisters' sake I hope the dad's progeny are all girls.


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Posted: 10 years ago
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How could you forget Jalebis replaced by Imlis😛😆 and those huge tent wala pants🤣
Edited by BHAVII - 10 years ago
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Didn't realize there were 3 daughters 😆

Zoo, Zara and what's the 3rd ones name. Also I hope to see the heroes face soon. Too bad he didn't get a cool intro like getting down from a helicopter.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: serialjunkie


Whats with the extra "s"? Hums ko samajhs nahis ayaas.



Hum(we) - Suffars(Sufferers). Only we, as sufferers, would watch the show. It's a nod to the audience, SJ.
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Posted: 10 years ago
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Originally posted by: BlueMystique



Hum(we) - Suffars(Sufferers). Only we, as sufferers, would watch the show. It's a nod to the audience, SJ.


You know what I'm wondering? Does Gulji get a discount at Clicheco as a part of their loyalty program?

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