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As usual Kostins invented by a dear friend. Combine them with pints and then there were Kos-pints.
Shaatir Dimaag's of the Day:
Amma - I be smart. Get the entire world converted to Madrasanism.
Neelu - I be smart. Eavesdrop, bhadkao the chinkari and then watch the fun.
Toshi - I be smart. Punjabi wala revenge. Remove goggles, give eye infection to Madrasan 😈
"Ner-Man - coz he is the Man":
Shagun - Nerdy RaMan was not so "nerdy" down there.
Sanjana - Oh my ... I can so attest to that.
Ishita - Nerdy Raman seems to have seduced half the women in the world. Damn ... no wonder he is still tired after 6 years.
Me - Now I know why Nerdy Raman wore suspenders *phew* 😲
Perspectives differ:
Toshi ji - Its too hot in Delhi. Can't wear the garam saree that Madrasan brought ...Damn !!!
Bhalla ji - Air-conditioned dhoti gives lots of scope with Totta Toshiji ... WHAM & BAM!!!
I - spy:
Household espionage is the new corporate espionage. Neelu turned out sarvagun sampann in this too. Raman, pleej to depute her as a spy in Ass-Oak's company.
Ass-Oak & MCP happy coz they found a khaandani kudi and Forum happy coz it fulfills the fantasies of many.
Trust wale Pints:
T is for the Trust *not enough* issues that Raman has. T is also for the Trust *too much* issues that Ishita has.
R is for the Roaring wali Biwi who greeted Puttar. Puttar almost growled, mewed and then scampered off as soon as he could.
U is for the Uber cuteness that Shravu & Raman were. Bas.
S is for Simmy & her bitchiness issues. S is also for Shagun & her bitchiness issues.S is then for Sanjana & her bitchiness issues. S is definitely for Suraj & his bitchiness issues. Oh and S is also for the aSs that Sanjana is making of Ishita.
T is again for capital T wala Trouble that Ishita goes looking for by her meddling ways.
MiMi Timeline across YHM:
Family meeting (before Ishra wedding): Insults, war & mini-seperation.
Sangeet ceremony: Love of his life did "Shanivaar Raati" with cutie Vibhu from Amreekaaa.
Engagement ceremony: Thappads ki baarish from Bhai coz someone needs to go berserk.
Court Marriage: Objections, fleeing and pataofying Mihika's mum for the wedding all over again.
Mihir : Next in line is Tikka ceremony. Coz I just never know when to quit while ahead.
Me: Really, you still wanna go there? Fine ... let's bring the circus to town again.
Symbolism of the Day decoded:
Iyer's have a 6 seater dining table while Bhalla's still eat on a 4 seater one. 6 - 4 = 2 which is the number years after marriage that Puttar breaks his brahmacharya. Bas.
Kostin of the Track:
Sanjana looks old enough to be Mihir's didi and Raman started his casanova ways since he was 6 yrs old. What alternate planet has Ishita left her brains on 😛
Shaatir Dimaag's of the Day:
Amma - I be smart. Get the entire world converted to Madrasanism.
Neelu - I be smart. Eavesdrop, bhadkao the chinkari and then watch the fun.
Toshi - I be smart. Punjabi wala revenge. Remove goggles, give eye infection to Madrasan 😈
"Ner-Man - coz he is the Man":
Shagun - Nerdy RaMan was not so "nerdy" down there.
Sanjana - Oh my ... I can so attest to that.
Ishita - Nerdy Raman seems to have seduced half the women in the world. Damn ... no wonder he is still tired after 6 years.
Me - Now I know why Nerdy Raman wore suspenders *phew* 😲
Perspectives differ:
Toshi ji - Its too hot in Delhi. Can't wear the garam saree that Madrasan brought ...Damn !!!
Bhalla ji - Air-conditioned dhoti gives lots of scope with Totta Toshiji ... WHAM & BAM!!!
I - spy:
Household espionage is the new corporate espionage. Neelu turned out sarvagun sampann in this too. Raman, pleej to depute her as a spy in Ass-Oak's company.
Ass-Oak & MCP happy coz they found a khaandani kudi and Forum happy coz it fulfills the fantasies of many.
Trust wale Pints:
T is for the Trust *not enough* issues that Raman has. T is also for the Trust *too much* issues that Ishita has.
R is for the Roaring wali Biwi who greeted Puttar. Puttar almost growled, mewed and then scampered off as soon as he could.
U is for the Uber cuteness that Shravu & Raman were. Bas.
S is for Simmy & her bitchiness issues. S is also for Shagun & her bitchiness issues.S is then for Sanjana & her bitchiness issues. S is definitely for Suraj & his bitchiness issues. Oh and S is also for the aSs that Sanjana is making of Ishita.
T is again for capital T wala Trouble that Ishita goes looking for by her meddling ways.
MiMi Timeline across YHM:
Family meeting (before Ishra wedding): Insults, war & mini-seperation.
Sangeet ceremony: Love of his life did "Shanivaar Raati" with cutie Vibhu from Amreekaaa.
Engagement ceremony: Thappads ki baarish from Bhai coz someone needs to go berserk.
Court Marriage: Objections, fleeing and pataofying Mihika's mum for the wedding all over again.
Mihir : Next in line is Tikka ceremony. Coz I just never know when to quit while ahead.
Me: Really, you still wanna go there? Fine ... let's bring the circus to town again.
Symbolism of the Day decoded:
Iyer's have a 6 seater dining table while Bhalla's still eat on a 4 seater one. 6 - 4 = 2 which is the number years after marriage that Puttar breaks his brahmacharya. Bas.
Kostin of the Track:
Sanjana looks old enough to be Mihir's didi and Raman started his casanova ways since he was 6 yrs old. What alternate planet has Ishita left her brains on 😛
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