Autumn I m back with more questions from Nikki ka dhaba 😃 😃
Nikki ko bulao, now!!!!
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here it goes 😛
1)Why you have to click on "Start" to stop
As they both start with an "S"😉
2)Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
As if they don't practice, they will forget!😃
3)Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
As it smells horrible, they don't want to eat it by mistake!!😕
4)Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin??
As hair is dark and skin is light in colours!😊
5)Who would taste dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Dogs?😕
6)Why do they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
Nikkiiiiiiiiiii 😡, 😆The end of pleasure flight whose captain is .....???😉😳
7)Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Thank God, else the person about to die would probably die first from fear of contracting something more dreadful than the death sentence!
8)When cheese gets its picture taken what does it say? "hole"y smile please.....😃
9)How does skating on thin ice get you into hot water? it freezes you to death😊
10)Should crematoriums give discounts for those who died in fires? If the person is rich -No......😆
11)Do tea makers have coffee breaks? Sure.......
12)If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow its meant to b twice as cold, how cold will it b??? -2 degrees!!!
13)Would a fly without wings be called a walk? Point, ok if I see a walking fly, I shall call it Walking walk😆
14)Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? No, I do not!
15)Why are buildings called buildings when there finished? Shoudn't they b called builts??? Ha ha ha , I already answered that one earlier on!!!😃In chinese, y r the words 4 crisis n oppurtunity the same??? Thank God, I don't know Chinese!😊
16)Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? Never been there!😉
17)Why does a round pizza come in a square box? As the pizza-boy hates round boxes!
18)What disease did cured ham actually have? "Dirty-Pig-Sty" disease
19)Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? S O S Nikki now!!!!
20)If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? Yes he borrows ears!
21)Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Cause they are too big too fit in a TV😃
22)Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Silly people with strange thrills and loads of money😆
23)Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Mishti, you mean to say I am not decent?😭.......😆
24)If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? Mother-Love, it should be called Mother-Love oil!😊
25)Do the Alphabet song(ABCDEFG...) and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? No, I sing it for sonny baba in a different tune!😆
Ok thats it for now 😃 ..I msure u will enjoy answering these questions 😉 😛 ...have fun Autumn 😃 ...Mishti is waiting for your answers 😳 😳Did you call nikki by the way!!!!😆
Loved your questions BTW!!!😉😆
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