Autumn here I come with my question paper 😃 😃 ..this question paper was originally set by the grilling queen nikki for me when I was the bakri and now I pass it on to u 😳 😳
here it goes 😛
1)If a turtle looses it's shell, is it naked or homeless?
2)Is the glass half empty or half full?
3)Is there an end to the skies?
4)What lies beyond the mountains?
5)What if there were no hypothetical situations?
6)How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?
7)If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
8)If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
9)If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
10)If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
11)Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
12)Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
13)Why isn't "palindrome" spelled the same way backwards?
14)Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
15)You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
16)Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?
17)If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?
18)Why is it so hard to remember how to spell MNEMONIC?
19)Why is it called a TV "set" when you only get one?
20)Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
21)Why does an alarm clock "go off" when it begins ringing?
22)If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?
23)Why does "cleave" mean both split apart and stick together?
24)Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
25)Why do they call them "apartments" when they are all stuck together?
26)Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
27)If you keep trying to prove Murphy's Law, will something keep going wrong?
28)Why does flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
29)How can someone "draw a blank"?
30)Shouldn't there be a shorter word for "monosyllabic"?
31)Why is the word "abbreviate" so long?
32)Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
33)What is another word for "gdfgaurus"?
34)When they ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
35)Why doesn't "onomatopoeia" sound like what it is?
36)Why do 'tug'boats push their barges?
37)Why do we sing 'Take me out to the ball game', when we are already there?
38)Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?
39)Why is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
40)Does a fish get cramps after eating?
41)Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
42)Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?
43)What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?
44)Why is brassiere singular and panties plural?
45)Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.
46)What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?
47)Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients.... but DISH WASHING LIQUID contains real lemons?
48)Why doesn't GLUE stick to the inside of the bottle?
49)Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
50)Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow, only to be troubled and insecure?
51)Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
52)Why do they report power outages on TV?
53)Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
54)If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
55)If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
56)Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
57)Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
58)When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts", and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
59)Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
60)Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"?
61)If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners depressed?
62)Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
63)How is the grilling so far?
64)Last but not the least your opinion on me?😳
Enjoy on the hot seat hun. 😛 will b waiting to read ur replies. 😳 ..once u finish these I will b coming with more 😈 😈 ..hope u r enjoying as the bakri Autumn 😳 ...see your mishti has asked u some really mishti questions..hai na?😛...and I m sure I will get some interesting answers😳...once again congratulations for being on the hot seat🤗
Edited by jyoti06 - 18 years ago
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