
Helloo YHM-ianz...πππ...My this post is dedicated to my darling Raman puttar who made the scores EQUAL in realization race with my dear Ishu kutty with tonites monolgue scene of Raman shown in tonites epi..ππ...In last week tue epi,Ishu had got lead over Raman with the score of 2-1 in the realization race with her famous monologue mirror scene and i had explained the same in my Ishu Spl post which ws on she achievin lead over Raman in realization race after last week wed epi ws on air.. So now as Raman is back to race by levelling scores,this is my Raman spl post for tht...ππ...!! When IshRa maintains equality,i also hv to do same in this realization phase na..so thtsy last week patni pe aur iss week pati pe-srsly at times i feel IshRa is doing competition on tht too which is makin me make posts on them alternatively...ππ...!!
So the scene started with Raman entering the bedroom straight after his special shower...ππ...Puttar saw his wifey already in dreamy mode n reason for her dreamy mode-again special shower as biwi bhi toh company di thi apne pati ko in his shower...ππ...Biwi ws way too shy to stay in same room where he ws present...So biwi jee literally ran away from the room the moment she saw husband jee approaching towards her..Husband jee saw his wifey,then eye lock hua for ittu sa time n then he tried to see evrywhere but not at her n when he finally managed to see her,he started walkin towards her as if he wanted to say something...ππ...But biwi gave him BABAJI KA THULLU when she ran away from him..ππ... Chalo lemme start with my masoom kostin sessions..Patni ka sharmaana after "whatever" happened in bathroom scene tonite ws expected after all she had entered realization ka 2nd phase last week...But tum kya kar rahe the initially?π²π...I mean biwi ko dekha...then all those weird attempts to look evrywhere but not at her n then finally lookin at her n then movin towards her...Kar kya rahe the exactly?I felt lik u wanted to tell her something n isliye startin trouble ho raha tha tujhe ki kaise batau,batau ki nahi-n all these u tried to convey with lookin at evrywhere but not at her...And when u finally made up ur mind,u looked at her n approached towards her...Aisa kya tha jo bolne ke liye tum mare jaa rahe the...ππ..Main bolu?ππ..I think u wanted to tell her-"Baby can v do this isspl shower daily lik todays?But plz FOR HEAVENSAKE LOCK THE DOOR before v start our shower romance as i am NOT interested to show our dirty picture to anyone let alone ur mom or my mom..π‘π.."...And seems Ishu read ur gutter mind thoughts regardin this qn n suggestion-n bechaari for the time being din wanted to hear all these for real n so she ran away...ππ..But point to be noted-she ran away in a shy/happy manner..So beta thts a green signal-u can ask n tell all these LATER..ππ...Shes kinda ready to accept ur offer as per my observations...ππ...Back to scene,seein Ishu runnin away from their bedroom,Raman started smiling to himself...π²π...HASAA TOH PHASAA..π€£π€£...Phas gaye na bachu Madrasan ke pyaar mein?ππ...But again my kostins...yeh smile kisliye?Did u also realise madam jee is ready to accept ur offer i mentioned above?ya fir Were u remembering n cherishing ur so called shower romance moments in the bathroom u had a while ago?ya fir tum ittu sa chunnu munnu romance mein hi khush ho agye aur mann mein laddoo phootne lag gaye which u tried to convey via tht blushing waali smile?I hope 3rd one na ho...π‘π..coz COME ON-for heaven sake let my KK do his kalakaari..ππ..Tab jo khushi tumhe milega na-maa kasam u will smile CONSTANTLY 24*7...π€£π€£π€£..Toh yeh jo tumne Romance ka "R" thoda kiya haina aaj-vo bas "aiwehi" wala practice session samajh lena...Serious wala bhi mat samajhna galti se bhi...ππ..Serious wala practice session toh tumne do hafte pehle kiya tha AS KK in tht hook scene..ππ..But chalo koi baat nahi-as Ishita's Raman,this ws ur 1st time na doing romance..So i understand n it ws my mistake tht i expected u to do something of close to KK level-sorry..KAAN PAKADKE SORRY..ππ..coz its a fact tht its KK who does Romance in its fullest meaning n NOT lik todays namesake romance in the bathroom jahan i saw sirf romance ka R..ππ...Also YHM editors love KK...ππ..But unfortunately,Raman puttar-when u r in Ishita's Raman mode lik u were today in shower scene,editors ko pata nahi kya ho jaata hai n they TOTALLY BAJOFY ur scenes in the name of editing lik they did in shower scene n thts wht KILLED THE ESSENCE of the scene..π₯±..So Raman puttar next time DONT allow Ishita's Raman to come in shower scene,allow KK to come as evn YHM editors love dirty picture n they WONT do SICK EDITING or TOO MUCH OF SHOWING UNWANTED PPL in between-focus SIRF KK n his KKSS pe hoga..π€£π€£...Chalo bahut hogaya ur smile pe thesis meri...ππ...
Back to scene...Now starts REAL PICTURE...ππ...After smiling to himself,Raman told these lines to himself-"Aisa Kya Ho Gaya Beta"..huh..kya?i ws surprised at ur sudden kostin to urself..π²π..i ws lik tu kyu sawal kar raha hai..thts my department na-askin u kostins?π‘π...srsly aisa kya ho gaya beta ki u started questionin urself out of the blue?π²π...Back to scene...he completed the question he ws askin himself by asking-"CACTUS GULAB LAG RAHA HAI?"...Kya???π²Kyaaa???π²π²Kyaaa???π²π²π²...did u say wht i heard?π²π²...Ishita-The cactus is turnin Ishita-The Rose for u?Aiyyooo kadavulle...CHAMATKAAR...π²π²π€£π€£...Puttar do u knw u just proved my theory rite almost?I mean pehle baarish hote hai..then chamatkaar hote hai n then AAKRAMAN...π€£π€£...Baarish hua in the name of so called shower romance n then chamatkaar happened when u kinda accepted Ishita is turning to be some1 special(rose) for u from some1 u hated to death(cactus) pehle durin initial marriage phase n shit then just aakraman was left......Damn y did Ishu went before?V MISSED IT n so u puttar...π€£π€£...Aakraman ke naam pe PROPER HUG to mil jaate...Uff our n so u puttar's phooti kismat...π..But koi baat nahi...v r aadat se majboor of waiting.. Kar lenge intezaar for PROPER HUG...π³π³...As of now badhaai ho puttar...With ur statement of cactus turning to rose,u OFFICIALLY ENTERED 2nd phase of realization n so nw the scores bcame 2-2 in the realization race where u r competing with ur wifey-Ishu...ππ...See Ishu din i tell u last week,my puttar will be levellin the scores soon...Here he did it in one week time..ππ.. Now tum dono aur compete karo...coz kisi ko bhi lead mile,jackpot toh hum viewers ko hi milte hai...ππ€£..So my pyaare dhakkans start the competition for next phase..lets see whos gonna get next lead..ππ...Nywz so cactus turning to rose,huh,Raman?The pic at the beginning of this post is the moment after which he finished saying tht chamatkaari dialogue...ππ...May i ask what transformation statement will u say next?Pagal Madrasan then most sane Madrasan lagne lagegi?ππYa fir tumhe madrasan kapdo ke thaan mein bhi #Sexy lagne lagegi?ππ...Ya fir kuch aur hi statement change karoge apna?But dhakkan..do u even realise whts making ur change ur statement lik one u told tonite?its LOVE...So i will wait for the day when u will say "madrasan se pyaar hone lag gaya hai"...ππ...But plz hume itna bhi mat wait karvaana ki tumse pehle mihir,romi sabki shaadi aur bachche bhi ho jaaye...π³π€£...Oh god kitna kuch boli na maine for ur one kostin to urself..ππ...chalo aage badhte hai..ππ...
Back to scene...After the epic question he asked himself..He shaked his head in disbelief of realising wht epic qn he asked himself..ππ...And then continued saying this-"Kisi doctor se mil beta..Yeh pagal madrasan hai..Kya kar raha hai tu?? π".. And he just walked out of the bedroom after saying those lines n scene ended there..Ermm...Raman ur suggestion is PERFECT... But ek correction hai..."kisi" doctor se nahi..Tera ilaaj toh EK HI DOCTOR ke paas hai n thts Dr Ishita Raman Kumar Bhalla... Naam toh suna hi hoga na iss doc ka?ππ...Nahi suna toh uske husband ka naam toh pakka suna hoga-Ek Dhakkan Punjabi -Raman Kumar Bhalla,jo apni patni se hua pyaar wali beemaari ke liye doosre doctor ke paas jaane ki soch raha tha instead of consulting his wifey whos herself a doctor n whos also the reason for his beemari...π€£π€£π€£...Aur vo dhakkan pati aur koi nahi khud tum ho...π... Main na bol bolke thak gayi hoon..And so ur dushmans,ur family ppl ki Raman u LOVE Ishita...but no...tum kahan maanoge...π‘π‘..God knows for which next baarish u r waitin to accept tht chamatkaar too ki u love her...π³π€£...!! Chalo hum intezaar karenge uss baarish ka...Aur koi option bhi toh nahi hai..π³π€£...!!
So tht ws the epic scene which marked the official entry of Raman in 2nd phase of realization..ππ...I end this post by dedicatining this line from the song-"Dil Yeh Bekaraar" from the film-"Players" as tht clearly indicates CURRENT HAAL-E-DIL of Raman tonite..And thts also the topic title i chose here...ππ...
"Kyun Ho Raha Hai Jo Woh Pehle Kabhi Mujhe Na Hua?"
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