The only way Myra can be Paro

Is this what happened to Paro-

Shabtz was having a baby so plenty of time when no one was home and this is what happened -

Shantanu came and hit Paro on the head. Took her and put her in a box which he posted to USA. Came back to house with a rubber dolly with tomato sauce all over her and fitted with one of those press here' type of playback recorders.

Rudra in his shock could not tell the difference - what with all those tears in his eyes - and when he picked her up the recording started playing so he thought the Paro dolly was talking!

Meanwhile Paro got discovered on the plane by a rich childless couple (who else!). Because of the injury to the head she lost all recollection of being Paro and they made her background up. The head injury would also have been given as an excuse for why she had to learn English!

So there you have it. You have Paro back. Happy?

And by the way, I am not being rude just sarcastic towards all those wishing for a PaRud ending!