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Ta Da, asusual i'm Late lateef hope to make it in time... This is Tich a.k.a TheDreamCatcher competing for Yudi, Arjun and Nakul.
~Round 3: Relationship Questions~
1) What will you do if Kunti asks them to divide you equally?
I'll ask her, equal kaise. Does she want my hands to one bro, my legs, my head and my abdomen to other. Maata Kunti, please explain, even these are in different shapes and sizes, heterogeneous. Hence dividing is impossible. Your words rules out.
2) How will you react if Panchali refuses to let you into the palace?
I'll use the trick Subhi used. Jiji panchaali, main toh aapki sharan mein aayi hoon. Aapki arya se vivah karna is a bahaana taaki main sadaa aapke paas reh sakoon aur aapki seva kar sakun.
3) What will you do if your Pati brings home a Patni after you?
Paanchaali, the saamrajni will take care of her first.. I'll be silent. If the patni manages to win panchaali, then i'll come into picture and say mere saath anyay hua hai and take promise that his patni can stay home but my pati should not see her face again.
4) WIll you teach your sons to die for Jyesht Mata?
Yes, because his jyest maata has given me my rights in the palace. Respect her first then you respect me.5) What would you do to make yourself more attractive to your Pati (hint: think closely about the word "Attractive" and think closely about your potential Pati-to-be ... it can mean a lot of things)
For Yudi, i'll play chusat (dice) with him and keep him intriguing all the time. In such a way that he will wait for me every night to play chausat with me the next day.
For Arjun, i'll follow nainon ki chaal.. One slant seductive look and the rangeela raja arjun will be flat. And i may play difficult to get, in puzzles which Arjun the ever-adventurous will be determined to solve.
For Nakul, hahahah do chaar tareef phenko, he'll automatically feel attracted. After all we both have one thing in common, we are avid- lovers of beauty. I may give him one diamond facial and sea pedicure every week with french manicure and he'll follow me every day.
~Round 4: Specific Pati(s) Questions~
** Please answer only those relating to YOUR pati(s)**
[Yudhistira]: Define Dharma in your own words
We all have a conscience. Dharma is what our inner voice says is right and wrong and acting accordingly without hurting others sentiments.
[Yudhistira]: How will you react to Yudhi staking your co-wife Panchaali at a dice game?
I'll protest it, and kill some time. SO that i can call Govind meanwhile till he completes yudh.. He is the only one who can put some sense into his brain.
[Yudhistira]: How will you react to Yudhi staking YOU at a dice game?
I'd divorce him before he puts me and say he doesnt have rights on me NOW. After the dice game i will re-marry him. Even Yudi will be happy on this that atleast his one patni got saved.
[Arjun]: You will eventually get into an argument with Arya Arjun because he has the most wives. How will you deal with Arya Arjun?
I'll ask him to work as my personal servant the every time he marries for an year as mere saath ghor anyay hua hai. He'll stop marrying then. Ki agar meri seva karta rahega then IP's security will be doomed.
[ARJUN] He is paying more attention to his Gandhiva to you. Choose a) straighten him out or b) let him love his Gandhiva more than you.
Explain what you would do if you chose a) straighten him out, or justify why Arjun loving his Gandhiva more than you is fine if you choose option b.
I'll let him love his gandiva more. As it is better than loving his other wife more.[ARJUN] Being the commander in chief of the IP army, it's his responsibility to go to war. He is about to move out. What will you do?
I'll do his tilak and give him dahi-shakkar. Jeet ke aana. I'll be waiting, i'll assure him. He'll love the positivity on my face.[NAKUL] One day Nakul brings home a bunch of mice that he wants to take care of. These are no ordinary mice though, they will make a huge mess and poop everywhere. What do you do?
I'll ask him to rear them in a special close chambered room and take this as an opportunity to invite shakuni mamashree and lock him there. I'll tell Arjya nakul that i'm taking care of the apetite of the mice. They are hungry.
[NAKUL] Nakul wants to pursue his dream of being a makeup artist, but his kshatriya code stops him. How will you support your Arya so he can fulfill his dream and not break the kshatriya code
I'll ask him to accompany arya arjun in forming allies with IP. WE'll have an offer, alliance ke saath make-up free for all the kings. Now you see the kings would love to go to swayamvars. So there is double profit for them.
[Nakul]: Will you get jealous that your Arya to be is hotter than you?
No. But i'd feel jealous if any of his other wifes is hotter than me.
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