BCCI blames Anushka Sharma for Virat Kohli debacle

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In England, while they slumped to a humbling 3-1 Test series defeat, India's slip fielders dropped every second catch that came their way, and their top two batsmen were dismissed the same way on almost every occasion. The repercussions of that will be felt now by the players' wives and girlfriends.

The Board of Control for Cricket in India (BCCI) has now decided that girlfriends will no longer be allowed on tour and there will also be restrictions on the duration of the wives' stay.

Virat Kohli, who has come under severe criticism for his repeated failures in the Test series, had been given clearance by the board to take his girlfriend, Bollywood actress Anushka Sharma, along for the England tour.

A top BCCI official said the board will now decide how long cricketers' wives will get to stay with their husbands during overseas tours. "The England tour has been an eye-opener for everyone. From whatever information we have gathered, it's been seen that even if players wanted to focus on their cricket, their wives were being a big distraction. When some wanted to go to the gym or do nets, they couldn't do so because their wives wanted to explore the city. So we have planned that after this England series, we will curb the number of days the wives spend with their husbands on tour," the official told The Indian Express.

Previously, the players would have to apply for permission from the board to allow their spouses or girlfriends to travel along with them. Some players do book separate rooms for the wives but it ends up being the BCCI's responsibility to make sure they are provided with proper seating arrangements at the stadium. But post-England, the players will be at the BCCI's behest when it comes to making travel plans with their wives while a tour is on. In a way, the Indian board will be following the precedent set by Cricket Australia and the England & Wales Cricket Board, who generally fix a slot during a long tour where the players' WAGs can join them.

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"The England tour has been an eye-opener for everyone. From whatever information we have gathered, it's been seen that even if players wanted to focus on their cricket, their wives were being a big distraction. When some wanted to go to the gym or do nets, they couldn't do so because their wives wanted to explore the city. So we have planned that after this England series, we will curb the number of days the wives spend with their husbands on tour," the official told The Indian Express.


🤣🤣🤣 OMG this sounds so ridiculous.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Woah..So do we credit Anderson/ Broad/ Root's wife/ girlfriend cos they performed really well in the series? 😆 Good decision though..So next time they eff up, the media/ fans wont have anyone to shift the blame 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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yes. Saw on,abp ...,this is ridiculous. They said girlfriends visits. Made team,loose.. What is this?
poor anu is being blamed :(
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Posted: 11 years ago
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OMG! is this for real? 😲

Awwwh! Anu was starting to smile at last...this is bad :\ ...I dont think she is the reason for Virat's poor form...unfair to target her alone.


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Posted: 11 years ago
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how can u blame the gf or wife for poor performance
? English Aussies,south Africans always accompanied with there wives.
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Originally posted by: AquaBlue.

OMG! is this for real? 😲

Awwwh! Anu was starting to smile at last...this is bad :\ ...I dont think she is the reason for Virat's poor form...unfair to target her alone.



😔 Yup! When in doubt, blame the females! They are all Jezebels anyway!😡
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There was this really funny article on sex and sports during the Football World Cup

World Cup 2014: Which teams are allowed to have sex?

There are no hard and fast rules about whether players should be allowed to have sex during tournament periods, but some teams are being very firm about their sexually restrictive policies, while others are happy to let nature take its course.

We do know that the Italian team, which vanquished England on Saturday, were permitted to enjoy the company of their wives and girlfriends in Manaus the night before their 2-1 victory. Of course, the same was true of the England camp, though, so the Italians had no unfair advantage there.

As an aside, gullible fans can take cheer from a breathless Daily Star "exclusive" which "revealed" that England fans could now relax, as the arrival of "sexy" Coleen Rooney would "perk" up her husband Wayne's performance on the pitch, after he fired "blanks" against Italy. That's a victory against Uruguay sorted then, lads.

The Spanish and Germans are allowed to play away from the pitch throughout the four-week festival of football, but are forbidden from indulging the night before any game, so it's unlikely that it was a night of passion with his wife Lisa that inspired striker Thomas Mueller to score a hat-trick on the pitch against Portugal.

Oddly, the Costa Ricans only have a restriction on sex until the second round of the tournament, while the more traditional Nigerians are only allowed to bed down with their wives, not their girlfriends. In contrast, the Brazilian and Mexican players have been told to fill their boots, as long as it's not too acrobatic. One can only assume team coaches are pulling all-night shifts outside bedroom doors to enforce a missionary-only policy

Unsurprisingly, it's the romance-friendly French who have perhaps the most trusting policy, allowing a sexual free-for-all as long as the frequency, type and timing of activities don't get out of control. Apparently, the team's former doctor says that sex is "relaxing" for the players, but there's a stern warning that it shouldn't become an all-night activity. Most scientists tend to agree with him, too, with numerous studies finding sex before sport has few, if any, ill effects on the players' game.

The Bosnia and Herzegovina manager obviously hasn't seen those studies, though, and he's instigated a total sex ban. It's the same story for the sex-deprived players of Russia and Chile, though the latter could potentially pop home between games for some forbidden passion. Perhaps they've taken inspiration from the ancient Greeks, who believed that preserving a man's sperm was essential to creating the required aggression for public performance.



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Posted: 11 years ago
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Now you should change the proverb as "Behind every successful turned unsuccessful man, is a woman". 😆
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Is this faking news or real news?

I think the real issue is lack of discipline. There are other players who travel with girlfriends/wives and still perform.

Solution

Always take girlfriends/wives on tours, but with rules.

- No sex until players meet minimum performance requirement. Until then they will be in separate rooms.

- Miserable performance will result in BCCI kidnapping the girlfriend/wife and offering them up to the opposite team to bang. If you get out for duck, bowler who bowled you bangs her. If you are expensive, most prolific batsman on opposition bangs her.

- Exceptional performance will be rewarded handsomely. BCCI will offer to kidnap girlfriend/wife of opponent players and supply her to performer to bang. For example if Ravindra Jadeja gets five wickets and scores a century, BCCI will kidnap Jimmy Anderson's significant other for him.

- For those who don't have significant others BCCI will reward any good performance with a prostitute of their choice along with free condoms, toys and STD testing. Poor performance will result in the poor performer being sold to sex tourists seeking BDSM butt sex.


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