OS - Being Shakuni (pg 142) Duryodhana's killing (pg 139)

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Cotswolds

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Posted: 11 years ago

#1091

Originally posted by: -Shani-
Mr. Shakuni - congrats for the Shakuni award...🥳🥳

Oh...and you are best OS writer of the forum!! 👍🏼

Thanks Sha(ku)ni.. You were the most deserving one really for this honour. 😆

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Posted: 11 years ago

#1092

Cots

Hope you show up in the Krishna or Ashoka. Your OSs are tummy-hurtingly hilarious😆👏. Dusshasan and Abhi are my favs

And since you won his namesake award, do write one for Mamashree

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Cotswolds

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Being Shakuni

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You may all remember the scene where Osborne of Spiderman sees Green Goblin, his alter-ego, in a mirror reflection. The situation seemed a straight lift from my life when I too saw Shakuni in mirror while shaving. I was possessed by Shakuni.

I had sudden urge to throw away my Rembrandt teeth whitening kit and instead started applying monkey brand Kala dantmanjan without rinsing afterwards.

The office situation was very embarrassing when my left eye started closing unexpectedly giving wrong signals to lady co-workers. It resulted in several HR complaints and one co-worker boldly offering a choice between privacy of safe, quiet conference room or risky elevator.

I am ashamed to say but my sputtering of "Mere Bacche, Mere Bacche" at the most inopportune time caused severe misunderstanding between happy couples who were enjoying with kids in the park.

One lady, in tears, admitted that she had absolutely no recollection of that "fruitful" night and whom she spent time with but was glad that I came forward to claim her daughter.

Being Shakuni was not without its perks as I also developed a little limp in my gait and was invariably offerred a seat in crowded subways.

I was doing great in Las Vegas Casino craps till inexplicably I started asking players to bet their girlfriend and was kicked out.

I am writing this from the hospital bed. I no longer keep closing my left eye as it is shut permanently by edge of a heavy purse. My mouth is now more toothless than Batuk.

My hands completely broken and can no longer mimic Gary Bell of Alphas.

As a self-proclaimed father, I am in complete financial ruin. I am forced to be father of 10 unknown kids, some "kids" even elder than me. Bill Gates foundation has taken note of my magnanimity and asked for donation to their charitable organisation.

Dear Forum members please take away my honour.. Help Help !!!😭

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Cotswolds

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Posted: 11 years ago

#1094

Originally posted by: AnuMP
Cots

Hope you show up in the Krishna or Ashoka. Your OSs are tummy-hurtingly hilarious😆👏. Dusshasan and Abhi are my favs

And since you won his namesake award, do write one for Mamashree

I just saw your comment.. 😆

Great men (or great women or mixed great men/women.. Now I am confused really..) think alike. 😆

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AnuMP

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Posted: 11 years ago

#1095

🤣. I feel bad for you Cots. 10, huh?

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Cotswolds

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Posted: 11 years ago

#1096

Originally posted by: SayaneeH.Lecter

I guess that's the reason of "Countless" fruits .. well do you have any idea can we say Like father like son in this case ??I mean 1 ball =100 sons .. maths is really a funny subject huh

🤣 🤣Does bold statement mean what I am thinking..😳 I must come out of Dusshy mode of thinking..

😆😆for sales department I am considering Mamshri .. brainwash is his forte .. Dushi works as clerk only .. whose only job is dragging saris on the mannequins inside the closed store in silent nights

😆 😆Dushi working with mannequins ?.. What a waste of his night.. But hey he is a lowly employee.

Cotty thank your luck that forum voting is closed before you write this OS .. else a new catagory would have been added with single nominee and obvious enough .. ask Dushashana .. he too wants to congrats Dushashana of the Forum .. he says his blessing is always with you🤗

🤣🤣 No.. Pleeeaaase.. Mere Bacche Dushy... stay away from mamashree..

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Diala D

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Posted: 11 years ago

#1097

You cheated me Mr Cots.. I thought we will have Cotty Corner thread # 2 😭

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Cotswolds

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Posted: 11 years ago

#1098

Originally posted by: ...Diala...
You cheated me Mr Cots.. I thought we will have Cotty Corner thread # 2 😭

You cheated me 😭 you were busy impressing members with angelic behaviour. The thread sorely missed your action and could not fill in pages.. 😭😭😆

I am so happy for you for well deserved award.. 🤗🥳 Congrats!!

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Cotswolds

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Posted: 11 years ago

#1099

I want to attach Shakuni siggy 😆 Can I get some basic 101 on this ?

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Originally posted by: Cotswolds

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you know 2/3 months ago I badly wanted to end this show .. it was like a torture .. neither could I take it not completely ignore it .. but now feeling sad not for the show I stopped watching it months ago [only watched Karna's scns] but for two thread one Karna AT another Cotty corner .. yaar this place was fun place .. I so want to read more fun OS .. gonna miss it like anything

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