Katrina

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Malliswari

TELUGU CINEMA WELCOMES FIRANGI KATTY WITH OPEN ARMS 🥳

Katty: Telugu? But I want to become MORE famous!!!! Visits HOT RGV's office for three minutes and:

SARKAR...but blink and miss...and now?

Katty:

Maine Pyaar Kyun Kiya? Career ke liye ofcourse

THIS BITES!!! Carrot do something!!!! I made a mistake! I shouldn't have signed those Malayalam movies Allari whatever and Balram vs someone else. SAVE ME.

: I'm sorry Katerina, but I'm afraid of these people from Kerala

Katty:

: Don't worry my sweet Katerina. I will make sure you become the biggest actress in India! That wrench Aishu aunty will be sorry! Mark my words 😡

Katty:

THEN one fine day Katty meets: Akshay Kumar aka after five minutes he's convinced!!! Let me introduce you to Raj Kanwar...who can't help but say after spending 10 minutes alone with Katty in some sleazy hotel:

Humko Deewana Kar Gaye

Delighted Vipul Shah who was going through an early midlife crisis watches the movie:

Namastey London MY KATRINA 😳

The Deol brothers + their dad like to have some taste of Katty too...and they take a bite:

Kyun ki Apne toh apne hote hai 😳

While Carrot also starts threatening people slowly Katty really starts replacing Aishu aunty. Nakshatra is the first to dump Aishu aunty like she was a bag filled with cow dung.

Then it hits Carrot...arrree yeh toh meri Katty hai!!!! SHE HAS TO WORK WITH ME AGAIN...but wouldn't it be more fun to pair her with fat Govinda? Let's punish her because she said she prefers to work with Akshay Kumar 😡

Katty: GRRR

Do you wanna Parter like Govinda or Salman? NAHIN screams a frustrated Katty I just want a career and a nice handsome rich young guy 😳

hears Katty's desperate scream and says: WELCOME...Katty can't help but Race away from this other buddha. But emotionally blackmails Katty: I GAVE YOU 3 FREAKING HIT MOVIES!!!! I'M SINGH THE KING! 😡

Sohail who is starting to become suspicious: Is this Akshay guy having some affair with my bhabhi 😡 calls Katrina and says Hello. Katty decides to talk to Sohail and Sohail decides to send Katty and Salman to couples therapy. For couples therapy they visit Subhash Ghai apparently the guy is very good in solving relationship problems...Ghai however seemed more desperate to fix his career...Katty please romance Yuvraaj 😭 It will help my career + you will get to spend more time with your Carrot and this way you two can solve your problems 😳

Katty: A MOVIE!!!!! YAHOOO!!! Carrot: With the guy that made Pardes 😳 Katty: What is des? Carrot:

Kabir Khan who has become bored of his bubbly wife 🤢Mini🤢 yeah Mini...🤢 decides to watch Yuvraaj. While many didn't like the movie...Kabir's eyes where glued whenever Katty's angelic face appeared on the screen: That's my Maya...but she can't make me happy here with annoying Mini around. Let me take her to New York 😳 Katty: 🥳but there is some Abraham guy! I hate him! Carrot pays Abraham a visit who immediately has to see a doctor after Carrot leaves to get his blue eye checked out. Speaking about Blue... yeah he does the emotional blackmail again

One fine day Katty is sleeping in Carrot's bed...she wakes up and decides to head to the living room...there she meets Rajkumar Santoshi who is talking with Carrot. She befriends Santoshi...and soon there develops an Ajab Prem Ki Gazab Kahani between them...unfortunately for Santoshi, and Deepika...the secret Ajab Prem Ki Gazab Kahani with Santoshi doesn't last...because Katty sees: KAPOOR BINGO!

🤢 I'll tell my Chandi Chowk to Pluto co star all about your affair so De Dana Dan NOW 😡

Katty; 😭

Katty: SAVE MEEE!!!

: YOU FAILED POLITICIAN YOU BETTER CAST MY KATTY IN YOUR STUPID POLITICAL RAAJNEETI MOVIE 😡

Tees Maar Khan...

Katty: SAVE MEEE!!!

: Sorry Katty it's a Farah movie...and I'm also scared for Akshay...

Yooo Katty dance baby Your name is Sheila...TEES MAAR KHAN

Katty: That's it!!!! She pays a visit to Carrot first who slams a fist in Akshay's face 😡 then Akshay screams: SHE IS CHEATING ON YOU WITH BOOGER BOY. Carrot pays him a visit too: You're with my Katty? A terrified Booger Boy answers with tears in his eyes: yeehhhess.

Carrot: SHE'S GONE!!!! THE LONG FACED DULL WOMAN IS GONE

Booger Boy tells Deepika and Booger Boy + Katty it is 😳 Katty is extremely happy and says: Kyun ki Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara 😳

Carrot: But I did so much! The least she can do for me is do what she does best! Aau ji baau ji dilse milau ji aaya dekho bodyguard!!!! BODYGAURD!! Sabse shaktisabse shaali aaya dekho bodygaurd!!!!! BODYGAURD!!

Sohail can't control his emotions and says: But she was supposed to be Mere Brother Ki Dulhan 😭 I HATE HER!!!

Fortunately Gay KJO says: I Love Her 😳 Meri Chikni Chameli 😳

Part 2 tomorrow 😳

Good laugh Sana..⭐️

Akshay's teeth & Booger Boy😆

Eww..who is this ??

Wow Katrina will be delighted to see a fan like you 😆

This is hilarious. You should Katty's biography in future

Booger boy aka Ranbir I think😆