Baaraatis Anonymous #32

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"Hi, I'm Khushi. I'm 26, and I'm an environmental activist. I love adhrak chai and jalebies with thick rabdi, and my favorite book is Train to Pakistan by Khushwant Singh. Although, I really do like romance novels and-"


"Arnav Singh Raizada. Author."


"Really, Arnav? I was in the middle of introducing myself!"


"Please, if I let you introduce yourself, we would be here until that damned movie with what's-his-face comes out."


"Bunny Singhania."


"Right, the rabbit."


"Arnav!"


"Please, what self respecting man has a name like 'Bunny'? Can you imagine screaming that in bed? 'Oh Bunny, faster!'"


"Ranbir Kapoor did in Yeh Jawani Hai Deewani."


"..."


"Don't give me that look! It was a cute movie, okay?"


"Kabir was an idiot. He left his dream job for a girl."


"He was in love!"


"Love is a concept created by Hallmark to sell those insincere cards with red sparkly glitter that say things like, 'When you kiss me, I feel kissed forever'."


"What if I really do feel kissed forever?"


"..."


"Stop it! I can't believe you wrote-"


"I'm leaving now."


"Don't leave the toilet seat up! I hate when you do that!"


"Sorry, he's rude."


"I heard that!"



Coming Soon to a screen near you.
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Thread 32...and woohoo I back on page 1!!!





"Ms. Gupta! Are you planning on joining the meeting?"


"Huh?"


"Unbelievable!!!...We have a meeting in five minutes with the Legal department on acquiring the start-up companies. It should be on your calendar...Damnit!"


"Hold on, Arnav...I am in the middle of something. Plus I already rescheduled the meeting."


"Arnav? What happened to me being called Mr. Raizada in the office? Are you even listening to what I am saying? Would you stop staring at your laptop and look at me when I am talking..."


"Shhh...will you calm down...close the door before anyone comes here with all the noise you are making."


"Did you just 'shush' me? What the F***! What are you looking at?"


"Okay, this is unlike me but I discovered this forum where they have interesting stories which I am hooked on. Plus there is a Chat Club called "Baaraatis Anonymous" all the ladies there are amazing and so friendly. You should see the outstanding openers they put together with each thread."


"Are you kidding me, Khushi? Don't tell me you are reading Fan Ficitons... And Chat Club? How do you even have time for that?"


"It's a stress buster and way to escape AD. Even the Bee's agree."


"What is AD' and Bee's? Khushi, you don't make sense at all. I think you are losing it or I am working you too hard at AR."


"AD is asli duniya and Bee's is a code word for Baaraatis."


"Okay whatever, so what are waiting around for?"


"A couple of Bee's posted their opener which are remarkable. Sudha posted about Honesty'. It's very touching and reflects everything I believe in."


"Smart girl, it's always good to be honest in life. What else is there?"


"Since you don't watch Indian movies, you won't relate to this one. But Ruchi, reworded a song from 3 Idiots and dedicated it to Choti. It's spot on about Choti, it's brilliant. This girl is really talented with songs. I really think she should write something."


"That sounds impressive, rewriting specifically for someone takes talent. And now who is Choti? Is she a little girl? What is a little girl doing on a Forum?"


"Listen, doesn't your family call you Chotey' and if I am not mistaken you clarified that there is nothing little' about you..."


"One day you will see that there is nothing little' after you stop with taking things slow... fine who is this girl?"


"This is what I am waiting for, Choti is announcing her new story. You should read some of her previous work, it is remarkable. I love her Behind the Dori collection...the way she writes mature content is total opposite to her name."


"Oh really, mature content? Now that is my kind of reading."


"We are at the office, Arnav. Get your mind out of the gutter. Oh wait, she posted what's coming soon... Do Deewane'...that's a catchy name. I love it...yeah I am so excited. Can't wait to see where it's going to go."


"How about we figure out where we are going first?"


"Not now, back away. Come on we have to go the meeting."


"I will back away if you give me a sneak peek..."


"I.don't.think.so...now move it!"


"One of these days, I will kiss you senseless, Ms. Gupta! Just wait..."


All the best on your new story little sis...I am very excited...Love you!!!


And my Bee's let's keep the party going...Always, Hamesha!!!




Edited by Chokri_ASR - 11 years ago
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Behti hawa si hain woh
Udti patang si hain woh
K se KK* usae dhoondo

Hum ko to BTD** hain deti
Woh khud Swayamvar rachvati
Kolam Banati
Masti mein chalti hain woh

Hum ko to Main Innocent hoon batati
Woh phir Crescendo hain likhti
Har lamhe ko khul ke jeeti hain woh

Giggle kartein aayi hain woh
Choo ne hamare dil ko
K se KK usae dhoondo

Austrian hills mein Maria ke jaisein
Spain mein Senoritas ke jaisein
Yahan wahan flit karti firti hain woh

Ladke khoon ke patr hain likhte
Woh apne Raj ki aas lagaati
Amma Appa ki pyaari problem hain woh

Gulaab se sundar hain woh
Dost hamari hain woh
K se KK usae dhoondo




As Long As My Dearest Bees Are Here Buzzing Away!

ā¤ļø Hum Saath Saath Hain ā¤ļø

Hamesha !



* Kashmir se Kanyakumari
** Behind the Dori

The original song...

[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOYhnVptLMY[/YOUTUBE]



Edited by Arshi67 - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Conversation between Stripped Arnav (pun intended) and Swayamvar Khushi:

"Choti is writing a new story."

"And you know this because?"

"Obviously because I stalk these writers. I want to make sure they don't give out the wrong impression to readers about my nickname, Chote."

Swayamvar Khushi immediately texts Shaadi Arnav:

"Arnav, this other Arnav seems to be making claims about his shaatir dimaag as well. What is it with you Arnavs anyway? Why do all of you need to constantly brag about your, er, dimaag?"

Stripped Khushi answers because Shaadi wala Arnav left his phone with her (don't ask me why!)

"That is because if you had a name like Chote, you would have doubts too. Chotes need constant self-validation."

Swayamvar Khushi sends out a text to Stripped Khushi and Shaadi Khushi:

"You guys, mere words and no action is no fun. Go see if what they're claiming is true. My Arnav lied, but not about his dimaag, thank God! You should both test their claims!"

Stripped Khushi texts both of them back:

"You're right. I better not take it too slow. I should move on from my past soon, otherwise how will I know if Chote lied about his Chote?

Do Deewane Khushi sends out a mass text:

"Wait and watch ji! Dhamaka hone wala hai!"

Okay, no offense to the authors (Choti, Jigs and Juhi). You're all amazing, and I couldn't help but use your characters. So please, please, if I completely butchered your beloved characters, kaan pakadke maafi!

I'm super excited for Swayamvar's last chapter, Stripped's next chapter, and Do Deewane! You both rock!

Congratulations Baaraatis! Thread 32!! Woohooo!!!


Edited by ...ASB100... - 11 years ago
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When I Imagine Choti,


I imagine a sweet and little girl
Uska naam hai Choti, hence
Imagination is always about a short girl
Her maturity is anything but Choti, hence
Imagination is also about a sweet girl


I imagine a sweet and little girl
Many may wonder why she is sweet
Not only because she likes sweets
Not only because her writing is sweet
But her personality is very very sweet


I imagine a sweet and little girl
Who is full of life about life itself
Who is loved by the life itself
Who cannot resist the challenges in life
Who never gonna quit managing its strife


I imagine a sweet and little girl
With small round face and striking feature
With an all seeking eyes of a mythical creature
With small and pert nose with wide full lips
With graceful fingers and beautiful finger tips


I imagine a sweet and little girl
With shell like ears and straight silky hair
With high forehead and an attitude with dare
With cheeks so soft that invites a touch
With size so small that highlights so much


I imagine a sweet and little girl
Who has a bubbly personality
Who is full of originality
Who maintains her individuality
Who challenges the constitutionality

Edited by Heavens_Flower - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Congrats on thread 32 šŸ‘ 🄳













Honesty takes various farms like truthfulness, sincerity, moral uprightness. Always tell the truth, if you can't tell the truth don't lie.
A honest enemy is always better than a friend who lies to you and the great truth is honesty which is the best policy.
A honest person will have a clear mind and mind that afraid of no one and can hod head high and walk with dignity in all situations. It may be little harder to practice honesty at all times but it will eventually pay at the end. Dignity, Power, Courage, Glory, Respect and leadership, all will follow the person who follows honesty.








Edited by sudhareddy - 11 years ago
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Wow 32!

Should I write in blood to reserve my spot?
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Hello!!!!!
Choti, I'm cracking up about your love letteršŸ˜† maybe it wasn't funny then but it's pretty damn outrageous!!

Asha, I've only been to Delhi once when I was really young and the last time 4.5 years ago - I only saw the monuments like red fort and gateway of India and jummah masjid - nothing else!!!!
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Posted: 11 years ago
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Originally posted by: kurinji

Wow 32!

Should I write in blood to reserve my spot?


You should totally do that. That is the only way of ensuring us of your undying love for this, er, spot. Love in its truest form šŸ˜†
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Originally posted by: A_BA

Hello!!!!!

Choti, I'm cracking up about your love letteršŸ˜† maybe it wasn't funny then but it's pretty damn outrageous!!

Asha, I've only been to Delhi once when I was really young and the last time 4.5 years ago - I only saw the monuments like red fort and gateway of India and jummah masjid - nothing else!!!!


I crack up too now! šŸ˜† I also once got a text from my best guy friend with this:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
We should go out
Yeah that's it


I turned him down, but šŸ˜†

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