Welcome to St. Teresa's! Here we meet our leading trio - not through narration - but through song. How un-Bollywood like ...
Based on these intros, this is either: a) High School Musical - India edition
b) Toddler pageant show
c) Or something more sinister
Since those intros made no sense whatsoever, let me translate.
Meet Shanaya: pre-pubescent rich girl, spoilt, attention seeking
Her boyfriend is Rohit, aka Stereotypical Bad Boy (SBB). He fights with his dad
He's a playa playa
SBB is filthy rich and rules the school ... until one day this guy shows up
Meet Abhi: a "middle class" guy who got into the elite school on a scholarship
SBB does not care for the new dude
He already has the whole school charmed
And he eventually charms the pants off SBB
And thus starts the greatest bromance of all times " complete with macho hoodies
Sports, parties ... and, let's not forget, deeply sensitive bro-hugs
But, while SBB and Abhi hit it off, things don't look so bright for Shanaya
Her boyfriend (in typical bad boy manner) is all over the resident mean girl
Hey, hey, where have we seen this chick before? That's right! The cute lil girl in Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Good luck trying to watch that movie again
Determined to best the man-stealing hussy, Shanaya goes for a makeover ... which isn't quite successful
She burns up the dance floor
And even flirts with Abhi to make SBB jealous
Charming ... SBB gets worried, for a millisecond, but he trusts his lover bff Abhi
But then! Our genius director decides to insert a story into the fashion show
Abhi's beloved grandma becomes ill, and the trio camps out at the hospital
Shanaya supports Abhi as best as she can
Who wouldn't fall for that? Not Abhi ... he falls head over heels
And you guessed it " straight into a dream sequence. Set in snowy, cold mountains with a scantily clad heroine (woah, creative)
Even Shanaya starts feeling the fuzzies " cos hey, what girl can resist the dying grandma bit?
And they kiss! SBB catches them! (of course ...)
SBB severs his romance friendship with Abhi, and the two duke it out for the coveted Student of the Year trophy
Dun, dun, dun ... The competition involves exams, sports (where, for equality, girls and boys race together)
There's also a dance competition ..?
Oh, and let's not forget, a scavenger hunt " typical academic challenges
Abhi and SBB are neck-and-neck, and it's down to the two of them in the final race. In a moment of bro-love, Abhi decides to lose the race
Realizing Abhi's sacrifice, SBB decides to give up the trophy " instead of, you know, reconciling with his bff
As if this wasn't enough drama, some dude starts ranting about the unfairness of the entire competition (so the director actually knows how ridiculous it was?!)
Cut to: 10 years later
That's right. The boys hold a grudge for that frickin' long and reunite only to see their ill Dean (who everyone hates) ... okayy
Shanaya is blissfully (?) married to Abhi
SBB has apparently become a hobo. He confronts Abhi, and it looks like it's gonna be vicious ..
Time's up .. let's resolve a 10 year grudge in 30 seconds
Our besties hug it out, and all's well in trio land again
Maybe a little too well ... ;)
The End
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