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1. IF Phangirls cheated yet again!!!
Major saab once again fooled his faithful phangirls when he dangled the proverbial carrot in front of them asking his maasa- "Bahut saare ghaanv baaki hai. Dikhaaon??" Some of them reportedly even got out the first aid kits to take care of him. But yet again he refused to take of his shirt. The fangirls association spoke to our correspondent and said that even if Maasa cant see the wounds they can and they are willing to nurse those wounds including 4 hourly sponge baths..
2. Paro chosen as Indian ambassador to Pakistan.
After seeing her efficient handling of the Rudra- Maasa conflict the Indian govenment has selected her as the Indian representative for a series of talks to resolve the 60+yrs old Indo-Pak conflict. The External Affairs Ministry is very impressed with her performance and has expressed confidence that Paro dealing with the issue, Indian and Pakistan will resolve all differences very soon.
3. BRIDE WANTED!!!
Alliances invited for a bhary handsome bhaary intelligent bhary silent and obedient boy. Married only once, no children. Married/divorced/widows/unmarried girls with children preffered as we would like to be sure of the bride's reproductive capacity beforehand. Age/Sex/Caste/financial status/horoscope match no bar. Contact with your fertility proof to WaanabeDadi@MausamVibhag.org.
4. Our in house fashion expert would like to reccomend this to Mala as she seems to have left her sense of dressing with Thakursa..
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5. Paro's psychoanalysis-
As everyone seems bent on psychoanalysing everything Paro does we decided to call in expert psycologist Dr. Chunchunwaala and asked her about this issue. Here's an excerpt of the conversation.
Reporter- Doc, Paro seems bent on angering Major-sab. She just does not understand him, why do you think this is?
Dr. Chunchunwaala- See, for this you have to understand Paro. Paro fell in love with and married a 5'11" handsome, brave, dashing, beefy, sexy BSD officer, with the expectation of some action, some consummashunz. From the first night she has been doing all she can to nudge him in the right direction- proposed to him 11,145,623 times, lowered her lehengas defying rules of gravity, her blouse requires only 4 inches of cloth and she even confronted the vamp. But after all this she is still taking care of Major saab, feeding him, dressing him, giving him his pills, combing his hair, brushing his teeth, packing his lunch and water bottle. Basically being his mommy!!! So its natural for her to assume bringing mummy back will get her some action. Cut her some slack.
R- So, you think lack of consummashnz is the root of the problem?
Dr- Lack of consummashunz is the root of every problem.
R- Do you think Paro's strategy will work?
Dr.- I doubt it. For this you need to understand Maasa aka Mala. She is a person who will not let anyone have any action till she gets some. I'd say Paro better enlist the help of either Dilsher or Tejawat. But first of all convince the lady to have a bath. She stinks through the TV screen.
R- Thanks Dr. for that enlightening analysis.
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