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After getting sloshed in the high fructose corn syrup and sticky caramelized sugar of what was the MahaSugarGum episode, I was in a sugar coma to bother with a PPP.
The cloyingly sweet poetry, the overdose of bollywood symbolisms and the joining forces of two massive creative teams to produce a overly sweet but ultimately pointless SugarGum episode deserves a round of applause, don't you think? All that shouting Paro Paro Paro extinguished the fire but Moonchiya really suffered from smoke inhalation and burned his hand on the hot door handle, Paro singed a spot of hair on her head. The other couple continued reciting poetry and called each other out for help in perfect Urdu Shayari even when the girl's stoney expression was about to melt and give her an actual emotion, and the guy's romantic smiley Emoji face was about to crack into a pained Ukrainian Emoji.
To me the highlight of the episode was the shivering trembling hand of Rudra that came with a nice shot of his bulging crotch. Who was watching his hand, really?
The entire Mumbai trip turned out to be a waste of time and money. Sub Washte ho gaya! Array, had KcM been told, she would have gladly lit a nice Pevar (pure) Desi Ghee Fire on Paro, in our very own Bapusa's room and ensured Moonchiya's full recovery!
Now that Moonchiya is fully recovered, he promptly lifts weight and pounds to show off his muscles to paro. Paro is super scared at the show of his strength and decides to flee before he demands full consumashuns. KKHH songs and hugs thak tho theek tha, lekin ye Dhai kilo ka hathode haath is a bit too much for Paro to handle.
I don't know which Istasun(station) the train was stopped at, the place has a sale going on in Chandani Variety Fancy store. Moonchiya decides to buy Paro some lipashtick and bangles, setting the ball rolling for his elaborate weekend plans for Paro. Heck, he even cut his hair and looked exceptionally dashing today, making Paro hesitate for a moment before she fled.
Paro decides to flee in Mumbai because she can't wait to reach Birpur - who knows Moonchiya might get mighty amorous in the Train. She has no money and no bags with her to go to Birpur. This is a very sound plan because every villager who ever comes to Mumbai in search of employment and wealth typically lands there with nothing. Paro's big plan is to head straight to the doors of YRF studios and start acting as an extra to make ends meet.
Moonchiya comes back into the train showing off his muscles but no audience to watch. The only other guy in the compartment seems like a victim of Thakur's chloroform - he slept like a log undisturbed by all the lovey-dovey commotion around him.
Thakursa needs to lose that itchy brocade collar and polyester Jodhpurs. That dungeon has no A/C and is lighted by 40 volts weak bulbs and kerosene torches. Why does he continue to don his super sexy duds? A white cotton kurtha would be much more comfortable, no?
Laila and Thakursa are doing a lot of verbal consumashuns. At this rate, I might want to ship these two and forget about the MA-Beta story about to unfold.
Thank god, Mythili spilled the beans saving us all a protracted MU. Moonchiya confronts Paro and challenges her that she really wanted to come to Mumbai to become the next Madhuri Dixit and really did not love him. Paro is upset that Moonchiya compared her to a heroine of yester-years when she should really be compared to Kareena and Sonam.
tomorrow Paro explains how she wants to settle in mumbai and work on her career. She was totally inspired by the HeroPanty of Moonchiya on saturday - she feels Mumbai is where she can realize her full potential.
