How do u recognize huda here is ur ans plz read my post😆
In lrl huda told santa n banta jokes to naina I wrote more jokes on santa n banta I hope u like it just read it ……………….
SANTA & BANTA JOKES BY HUDA
Santa Singh and Banta Singh
Sardar bought a new mobile. >He called
everyone from his Phone Book & said "My Mobile No. has
changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"
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Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical
College. >Banta : Really, what is he studying, >Santa
: No he is not studying, they are Studying him.
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What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji &
Jesus..? >Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on
Government Holidays.
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Pappu(huda) falls in luv with a nurse...After much thinking,
he finally writes a > >love letter to her: "I luv u
sister."😆😆😆
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Pappu while filling up a form: Dad, what should I
write for mother tongue.? >Santa: Very long!
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. >The shop
owner gave him the flag. >Guess what did he ask
next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change
battery. >The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? >Santa:
Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. >Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai. >Santa: Hai. >Frog: Nahin hai &
jumps into the well. >Santa: Isme suicide karne waali
kya baat thi.?
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before
the judge. >The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs
3000. >Santa: I think I'll take the money.
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Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu(huda), in
School? > >A: He is the one who erases the books when
the teacher erases the board.😆
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Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the
railway track. >Banta: Santa u'll die. >Santa: No,
u'll die b'coz haven't u heard train is coming on
platform?
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Q: Why was Pappu writing the exam near the door? >
A: Because it was an entrance exam.
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He
once entered a lion's cage. >Banta: He probably got a
lot of applause when he got out. >Santa: I didn't say
he got out.
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Santa found answer to the most difficult question
ever >- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? >O
yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
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Santa (reading from book of facts): >"Do you
know that every time I breathe a man dies?" >Banta:
"Why don't you use a mouth wash
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