Part 1 http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=626315&T PN=1�
Part II continues
Pia : Teda Teeda teeeda & teda. Hey bhagwan Roshan Abbas se to keh diya, ki mirror mein dekti hoon imperfections ke liya. Ab to sara ka sara huliya to teda teda lag raha hai. Right side par thappad kha kha kar - kar diya na muh teda. .
Pia (continuing) - Ab se yaad rakhna, left side se he marna.
Jai : God Damn it - why is her face so skewed to one side
MK : Nahi mudoonga, kahin main bhi teda na ho jaoon to ??????????
Jigs : Pia can I make a suggestion
Pia : Mind your own business. Main aapki koi bakwaas sunne ke liye tayyar nahin hoon. Aur kuch bhi bolne ki koi jaroorat nahi.
Pushkar : Hailla, but I like it ------- your tedaa-pan
Pia : Really ??????
Pushkar : Really...... chalo, mein tumhari help karta hoon tedapan door karne ke liye
Pia : Oh thank you so much
In the meanwhile, in the WM
Ranveer : Is tedepan ko door karne ke liye - ek upaay hai mere paas - Agodi baba dwara kiya gaya teda yagna hi Pia ko seedha karega
Jai : Tumhe lagta hai it will work, hmmm....... lets get it done
Bani : Kitne paisse lagenge ............
Jai : Uski tum chinta mat karna. I dont want any arguments Bani, I will fund it just get it done
So the tega yagna takes place
& the result is still ------ TEDA
Dadi - Hai rabba, phir bhi teda
Pushkar : Tu tedi, main tera teda, mujhe tum tedi hi acchi lagti ho
Pia : Su.....ch
Pai : Aur Ab
Pushkar : Mu...ch. Chalo tumhari di se baath karten hain
Consultation with Bani does not go well, with great reservations Bani says Ok to Pushkar to court her sister Pia. Pia gets engaged to Pushkar, but during the engagement party
Pia's confidence was sky high. Pushkar's words were balm to her tattered vanity. Her flirting with the Ajeevan Brahmacharya has sprung spectacular results from her perspective but also gets her disasterous results from the Pushkar
Soon an argument follows. Pia not liking Pushkar's reaction and Pushkar in turn reacting with a gun at Pia's forehead. All amidst a gallery of spectators
Some horrified &am p;nb sp; some amused not so very amused
Some very stoic & amp; nbsp; ruffled   ; ; extremely elated
& someone bold enough to step in and say
Jai : Will you marry me ???????
Pia : Thank you Mr Walia, Yes Yes I will marry you bolo kab aur kahan.
Jigs : (as Donald Trump says) Ay yuy yuy yuy.........yikes
Bani : Chalo bala tal gayee
He he he ......Pachtayega..... Bach gaya Pushkar
Will continue --- still looking for the thappad pictures which follow in part 3