10 Things That Will Happen Now That Rajinikanth Has Joined Twitter

10 Things That Will Happen Now That Rajinikanth Has Joined Twitter

Political unrest, communal violence, IPL news and just about everything else on earth can take a backseat today. Rajinikanth has joined Twitter - and there cannot be any other bigger news today. With thousands of followers since he joined this afternoon and counting (every millisecond, LITERALLY!), the superstar gracing the social networking has created the biggest buzz online. Here are 10 things that will happen next.

1. Epic Entry - 75k Followers

Like everything else he does, Rajinikanth's entry to the social networking site has also been epic. This man (we mean, God) probably has the fastest verified account on Twitter ever! We are talking less than an hour! And at the time of reporting the man already had around 30k followers. And he had not even tweeted his first tweet till then. Wow!

2. Feverish Followers

Talking of followers, Rajini fans cannot believe that they will be finally be able to write to Thalaiva himself! What should be trending on Twitter right now but 'Welcome to Twitter' - excited fans gearing up for welcoming Anna to their humble digital abode.

3. First Tweet

When Rajini shot off his first tweet - "Salutation to the Lord. Vaakkam aaivarukkum!!A big thank you to all my fans. Excited on this digital journey", it got a phenomenal response - thousands of retweets and favorites in a matter of minutes. The excitement palpable on the site was somewhat similar to this image.

4. Celebrities Fangirling

Even the most popular celebs on Twitter like Katy Perry will not be able to stop themselves from fangirling if the great Rajini deigned to follow them on the social networking site.

5. Attention-Deprived Accounts

The power of the Rajini effect will render all popular Twitter accounts impotent, as fans ignore the rest of the celebs to bestow all their attention on Thalaiva. This will probably leave popular Twitter users something like this.

6. Rajini's Retweet

Do you begin to comprehend what a retweet by Rajinikanth means? It means that the gods acknowledge you, they respond to your prayers! Heck, it is better than the gods answering your prayers even. It is better than almost everything, even this!

7. A Worried Twitter Staff

Will Twitter be able to take the sudden onslaught of fandom, now that Rajini is on their turf? Well, this question certainly has the entire Twitter staff probably biting their nails in nervousness - or, like Sheldon, blowing into a paper bag!

8. Twitter DOES Crash

Well, nothing is inevitable with Anna! He just might make Twitter crash - he is the man to defy gravity, velocity and every other rules of physics. Getting a site to crash is no sweat!

9. Troller Alert

At the cost of sounding ironic, Thalaiva trollers on Twitter - beware! This man can scare a speeding bullet to backtrack, trembling as it does so. Trolls and jokes will go the same direction - MIND IT!

10. Kochadaiiyaan A Hit

Well, if Rajinikanth has joined Twitter as a promotional stunt for his upcoming movie 'Kochadaiiyaan', he can rest assured. Anything with Rajini will be a hit. Critique him for this now, and you will be left eating your own words when the inevitable happens.

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