And I knew you could not resist. I mean look at the title. It is the perfect post for a full fledged fight, right?? So, the problems with Kria Ghai. And there are several. The most important of them being that Kria is not a normal girl.
What?! Stop staring at the post like that. Staring is rude. Also it is true. So, recently I have gathered a few pearl of wisdoms that have enlightened me to the fact that Kria is not a normal girl. Which is the reason a few well meaning, kind hearted people out there can't empathise with her. It is sad, really.
Kria and her not so normal behavior can very well class her as one of the aliens. Such are her queer otherworldly actions. And I know most of you who love Kria will vehemently oppose. So I have made a logical list that have uh well, listed the reasons why she is not normal and hence not likable or relatable or all the other -bles.
It is called "A girl's quest to normalcy" and it will make us understand how far removed Kria is from it:-
Normalcy rule #101 - A girl should not be bold. Because bold is so passe. You see, normal girls are not bold and also feminists are not normal( if we go by that definition). Lets analyse the problem with Kria here. She never backs down from a challenge. She also raises her voice in what she feels is unfair. And oh good lord, she actually dares to fight back. The nerve. Now, tell me which normal girl does that??? "People" only empathise with characters who behave like them. Kria is not one of them because she has guts and is not spineless. Infallible logic, right??? So if there are any of you girls out there who are taking a stand against eve teasing or fighting back against discrimination or are just plain bold, you are henceforth declared the bane of normal society. You are going down the wrong path. So just lie down and suck it up like an ordinary girl. In this way, you can be one amongst us.
Normalcy rule #102- A normal girl should condone lying because lying is as normal as normal could get. Everyone lies and it is actually a raging fad these days. Kria is also disappointing in this sector. She has never consciously lied and when she did , she did it for the benefit of others. Tsk tsk. See, that is why I am calling her abnormal. Look at her track record. She lies when she wants her boyfriend to move on. She keeps quiet and lies when her team's future is in peril. Does the girl not know that "normal" girls only lie for their own benefit???? There is no hope for this girl. Oh and she has never masterminded a hoodwinking operation. Yeah, you kria lovers will say that she supported the team in hacking. But that was not her brain child, was it??? it was rey's masterplan. She just went along with it for her team's sake. So, that does not count. The girl does not have brains enough to come up with brilliant plots. The police should arrest her. She surely is not from this planet.
Normalcy rule #103- She dances. Dancing is not normal. Only women with superhuman powers can dance. A dancer is not normal. Don't ask me the logic. I just came to know about it from other sources. But I am sure NASA will soon prove the validity of the statement that "dancers are abnormal".
Normalcy rule #104- And this is her biggest sin. She does not wear her heart on her sleeves. She values her self respect way too much and do not want to part with it under any circumstances. She also does not have guts enough to freely fall in love. Pyaar me girti nahi he chchodi. And that is the sign of "false love". True love is the kind of love that happens at first sight. In computers, in concerts, in films...it does not matter where you see him or her first. It is true love. For instance, my love for Ranveer Singh is the purest kind of love that exists. And I have learnt from "sources" that when you love truly the recipient is bound to reciprocate. It is not only plausible, practical but also completely believable. So, for you girls out there, Ranveer Singh is my future boyfriend. Because lord alone knows, I love him truly and deeply. Okay, got distracted there. But you see the problem with Kria???? She did not fall in love with Reyansh at first sight. She ridiculed him, misunderstood him and also reproached him and his team. Reyansh singhania had to work to gain her affection and respect. So, Kria does not give away her love freely. And that is the worst kind of blasphemy that a girl could do. A girl should fall in love at the drop of a hat. She should be ready to forego friendship and parents for love. Kria chose her friends and parent's wish over her own happiness and love. Do you even need any other reason to class her as an abnormal???? Now, I am gonna go, do my duty as a normal ordinary girl and prepare my proposal for Ranveer Singh. And while I am at it, I will also throw in a few dialogues and a complete dress up as Anushka. Or was it Deepika??? Who the hell is ranveer's ex???? Ugh, so confusing. I need some help here.
Okay girls, so now you know ... Jot it down. And then memorise the whole thing so you can function in your life as a nice, ordinary, cute and bubbly girl. Glad to be of help. Hope you guys have a normal lifestyle and temperament . Woe to all the abnormal girl out there. Don't go down the path Kria did. Be normal.
P.S- Please stick to proper English or proper Hindi while commenting. I find it difficult to decipher fusion languages. So if you use the languages that are a fusion of both, a language that is on its way to becoming english or one on its way to being classified as hindi, please don't bother. I really cannot invest my time and energy in translating. Also, people who have not taken basic courses in sarcasm are not invited.
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