My problem is

Booger Boy because Katrina, boogers, acne zits, dull, nasty.

Ranveer because he likes to pick his nose (gross).

Arjun Kapoor because Arpita Khan + will always be a fatty + looks extremely ugly.

Siddharth Malhotra because not into girls.

Varun Dhawan because he probably has his dads genes and will become fat someday.

Salman Khan because Katrina, Lulia, Bruna, Hazel basically his entire firangi club + boring + being human + z-grade movies + z-grade friends + constipated face. I know his huge carrot is the most important thing...but Katty tasted it first 😭

Shahrukh Khan because he looks old, smokes, boring, wuss, his best days are over, what the monkey.

Akshay Kumar because he isn't important anymore + his smile makes me puke

Shahid Kapoor because he will force me to live on soy beans and spinach and other vegetarian stuff + boring + sissy, dumped by bebo for balding Saifu.

John Abraham because Bipasha had him first + boring + failed actor + ugly feet

Vivek Oberoi because WHO?

Ayushmann Khurana because he looks like a crocodile + overhyped

Amir Khan because alien alert + frozen botox face + jhoothmev jayate

Ajay Devgan because Kajol and two kids...I tried hard to have fun with Ajay BUT i keep seeing Kajol 🤢

Arjun Rampal because boring + failed actor

Boner Kapoor because I keep seeing Sridevi and those besharam daughters.

Sajid Khan because FAILED

Imtiaz Ali because firangi fixation...we can't even escape Fakhri anymore.

Sanjay Leela Bhansali because he likes Katrina

Imran Khan because everything

Ali Zafar because ???

Pulkit Samrat because -

Neil Nitin Mukesh because -

Arbaaz Khan because lifting on Salman's succes

Sohail Khan because he always wears nasty flipflops

Mahesh Bhatt because he preaches to much...he's so hot yet boring.

Emraan Hashmi because I feel without the Bhatts he would have been jobless (sorry)

Kamaal R Khan because failed politican, also his tweets have become boring, even his reviews don't interest me anymore...ofcourse he will always be a very attractive intelligent man. I will pray that he will one day marry a beautiful looking girl like Deepika.

Lalu Prasad Yadav because he spoke to Veena Malik

Baba Ramdev because he might end up in jail.

Rahul Gandhi on his way to being beaten by UGLY Modi in the elections...FAIL

KJO because he doesn't likes girls.

Abhishek Bachchan because irrelevant

Amitabh Bachchan because paan guy

Dharmendra because likes Katrina

My childhood crush Rishi Kapoor because he prefers Katrina over Deepika, and is the father of Booger Boy

My former crush arabic singer Kadim Al Sahir because he will be nowhere to be seen untill june...like you all can see I can't find any flaws...so I might go back to him once he gets out of his castle and appears infront of the media again.

Shakti Kapoor because I don't want to become Shraddha's stepmother.

Gulshan Grover because he sucked Katty first.

C Ronaldo because he seems gay...

Fernando Torres because he has become a failed soccer player.

Prateik Babbar because creepy

Hrithik Roshan because Two Thumb + marrying druggy Suzzy + dumping druggy Suzzy for ditzy bimbo Katty.

Nana Patekar because 63 is too old...however he's smoking HOT 😳

Irrfan Khan because doesn't excite me.

Nasserudin Shah because Sunny Leone

Virat Kohli because looks like a rat

Siddharth Mallya because he looks like a dimwit

So I was considering Mourinho...but...after seeing some clips...i can't help but wonder: is he another KJO, Sid Malhotra, C Ronaldo? He is married but that might just be a cover up.

So I have a problem...I can't go to bed and sleep without imagining being in the arms of some HOT GUY. Pep Guardiola has become a failure...but should I really just dump him? Problem is at the end of the day all people in sport/acting/music will at some point become FAIL...C Ronaldo might score goals now...but I remember two years ago it was all about Messi...now nobody cares about Messi anymore...once upon a time it was all about Ronaldinho and the Brazilian Ronaldo...I predict next year C Ronaldo might suddenly not be as fit anymore...he will become 30 then. Same for these actors...who knows Kick might flop too...Happy New Year might become Bad New Year...so maybe I should stick to Pep? I mean he can't win everything every year right?

He's just so gorgeous and cute

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Or maybe I should just pray that Fernando Torres shines tomorrow if HOT Mourinho gives him the chance to play. If Fernando becomes the hero of Chelsea things could change and I could return to Fernando...again so gorgeous and cute

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Or maybe I could just take several guys? Like one day arabic singer Kadim Al Sahir, the next day HOT telugu superstar Chiranjeevi, some other day cricket legend Kapil Dev (HOT)...

I do have a feeling I'm gonna stick with Pep though. I just really love him! How many bald men can look that great? 😳

I'm confused and lonely now 😭