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Posted: 11 years ago
#91
Anita dear,

This one is proof positive of the old adage that fine wine gets only better with time.

These are all so very funny that it is tough to pick the best, but if I had to, then it would be Take 2. The outsourcing of the pleading is spot on, and I would be prepared to supply a nice staff of fine oakwood. My bet, however, is that Jodha's head will break the staff, and her memory would be as fresh as ever.😉

The next best if the bold part in Take 6. You could so an extension of this, as Anne had done, about Jalal mistaking AM's kaali, ghani, lehrati zulfein for Jodha's and when he embraces him and is given a dhakka, that confirms Jalal is his assumption that it is indeed Jodha Begum!😉

Shyamala Aunty


Originally posted by: rock&roll

Before I start off,I'd like to say that I felt sooo very sorry for Jallu today..He looked cho chweet and so desolate when Jo left 😭😭😭


Take 1:

Jodha is disturbed when she is playing her favourite game "kyon kanha kyon" .She sees Bapusa at the door. As soon as Jalal gives the nod ,Bapusa starts off his "women empowerment " speech. Jalal's pamphlets on love and women were obviously distributed in Amer too, so Bapusa delivers a knock out punch here. 👏👏But Jo is unmoved. She is comfortable in her kutiya😡😡...Bapusa quickly catches on ...He runs and sits on the only cot available in the kutiya..."Hum yahan se tab tak nahin hilenge jab tak tum Amer nahin aaogi" 😉The Kutiya is a single room one😛...Ab Jo kahan rahegi aur soyegi?..Realising that she fallen for the old trick of the "camel in the tent" Jo reluctantly agrees to go to Amer.

Take 2:

Jallu is worried that he cannot continue his begging sessions with Jo if she is in Amer "Hum roz Agra se Amer jaake maafi kaise maangenge"😭..Bharmal assures him that he can outsource his begging duties to Maasa and Dadisa. 👍🏼They are seasoned players at this. Having been doing this since Jo's childhood 😉..He also happily informs Jallu they are celebrating "Gangaur festival" in Amer and Akbar is not invited.😲😲 Jallu(as usual) does not understand the veiled insult 😡and simply nods away.

My advice to Jallu: Follow her to Amer aur peeche se sar pe lakdi se vaar kar do. It is a fool proof strategy, has never failed.⭐️⭐️⭐️ Jo will lose her memory and you can start afresh. Na rahega gunaah, na rahegi maafi.

Take 3:

Bharmal(he is in his elements today) gives a heavy bag containing 10 one rupee coins to the nirma safedi ladies. He asks them to use the money for buying detergent for all women who come to the ashram. 👏👏👏Jodha hands over an empty bag to be given to Shehnaz as a nazrana.⭐️⭐️⭐️...Saying this she decides to leave for Amer"Jallu nahin to koi aur Ullu hi sahi" 😆


Take 4:

Jodha ki aane ki khushi mein Amer ki bandhiyon ko naya uniform mila hai. Neela dupatta,lal ghagra..One bandhi runs about announcing the new offer from rooftops to anyone who has still not availed of it. When Dadisa gets the news she gifts her sone ke kangan(This is a genetic problem which she has passed onto Jodha) to the bandhi...Then in a bid to get her kangan back,she announces that she alone will give the news to Mainawati.😉.That way she can hijack Mainawati's kangan which she had eyed for a long time😉😆

Take 5:

Mainwati decides to take her long due bath hearing of Jodha's arrival "Mere vastra lao" she commands..But then laziness gets the better of her🥱🥱.She decides to send Dadisa for the welcome party and decides to play with her favourite Barbie dolls instead🤪

Take 6:

Jo's antratma has developed a mind of its own.😈.The antartma is seen continuing her World tour moving around the Jungles of Mathura by herself and Jalal chances upon the her. I have a strong feeling that tomorrow he will mistake Abul Mali for Jo and therefore not fight him😈😆😆

Scene stealer of the week:

This is from an old one,but just caught my eye.The all knowing hakim who treats Jalal when he is ill takes one look at the aushadi and proclaims that the woman who made this medicine is very knowledgeable.👏👏 Did the medicine have a label that a "stree" made it😆😆😆

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Posted: 11 years ago
#92

Originally posted by: sashashyam

Anita dear,

This one is proof positive of the old adage that fine wine gets only better with time.

These are all so very funny that it is tough to pick the best, but if I had to, then it would be Take 2. The outsourcing of the pleading is spot on, and I would be prepared to supply a nice staff of fine oakwood. My bet, however, is that Jodha's head will break the staff, and her memory would be as fresh as ever.😉

The next best if the bold part in Take 6. You could so an extension of this, as Anne had done, about Jalal mistaking AM's kaali, ghani, lehrati zulfein for Jodha's and when he embraces him and is given a dhakka, that confirms Jalal is his assumption that it is indeed Jodha Begum!😉

Shyamala Aunty


I don't how to thank you for the troubel u've taken Aunty..Thanks a trillion times 🤗🤗🤗..This is a helluva lot of trouble u've taken for one person like me...Neither me nor my psost are worth that kind of effort Aunty 😳😳😳..Thank you very very very very much again 🤗


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Posted: 11 years ago
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My dear Anita,

Don't ever say that you or your posts are not worth my effort in commenting on this one or on any other. If they were not, I would have simply marked them with a Like and left it at thatl

They all are very well done, and I really enjoy them, which is why I want to tell you so. The immortal PG Wodehouse would have approved of you; he knew how tough it is to write such delightful piffle endlessly!

Shyamala Aunty

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Posted: 11 years ago
#94

Originally posted by: sashashyam

My dear Anita,

Don't ever say that you or your posts are not worth my effort in commenting on this one or on any other. If they were not, I would have simply marked them with a Like and left it at thatl

They all are very well done, and I really enjoy them, which is why I want to tell you so. The immortal PG Wodehouse would have approved of you; he knew how tough it is to write such delightful piffle endlessly!

Shyamala Aunty

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