Take5:Hilarious 5-April 21st

Originally posted by: rock&roll

Before I start off,I'd like to say that I felt sooo very sorry for Jallu today..He looked cho chweet and so desolate when Jo left 😭😭😭

Tats y one shd be intelligent and shhmarttt like me and just read WU😆😆

Take 1:

Jodha is disturbed when she is playing her favourite game "kyon kanha kyon" .She sees Bapusa at the door. As soon as Jalal gives the nod ,Bapusa starts off his "women empowerment " speech. Jalal's pamphlets on love and women were obviously distributed in Amer too, so Bapusa delivers a knock out punch here. 👏👏But Jo is unmoved. She is comfortable in her kutiya😡😡...Bapusa quickly catches on ...He runs and sits on the only cot available in the kutiya..."Hum yahan se tab tak nahin hilenge jab tak tum Amer nahin aaogi" 😉The Kutiya is a single room one😛...Ab Jo kahan rahegi aur soyegi?..Realising that she fallen for the old trick of the "camel in the tent" Jo reluctantly agrees to go to Amer.

😲How did u know tats her fave game?😆 hv u successfully peeped into her brain? If so, Can u also please tell us wat she thinks of Kanha?😆

Hahahaaa I can see that Times Ke India is still being used widely to carry Jalal's speech😆 Aaarghhh these men!! Wats wrong wid men in this serial? Y can't they just make use of the given opportunity and escape?😆

Aahhh now I understand Y jo agreed to leave Mathura. To have her own room so that she can meet her darling Suja at any time without any restriction

Take 2:

Jallu is worried that he cannot continue his begging sessions with Jo if she is in Amer "Hum roz Agra se Amer jaake maafi kaise maangenge"😭..Bharmal assures him that he can outsource his begging duties to Maasa and Dadisa. 👍🏼They are seasoned players at this. Having been doing this since Jo's childhood 😉..He also happily informs Jallu they are celebrating "Gangaur festival" in Amer and Akbar is not invited.😲😲Jallu(as usual) does not understand the veiled insult 😡and simply nods away.

Fax karne ke liye bolo every day from Agra to Amer😆 Yes, Jallu has become so ullu of late. Even I thot it as an insult, but adia later said BH did a gud thing by saying no. But he still cud hv sugar coated them. After all, Jallu is still an emperor and not jus his daamaad.

My advice to Jallu: Follow her to Amer aur peeche se sar pe lakdi se vaar kar do. It is a fool proof strategy, has never failed.⭐️⭐️⭐️ Jo will lose her memory and you can start afresh. Na rahega gunaah, na rahegi maafi.

U still want her only??😆 If her memory goes then ghrina mode ll be on. Trust me, u ll not be able to bear it😆 All the more better, y dnt we do that for Jalal. Gud for everyone around😆

Ans, problem here is I don't think our Jallu has told the whole story to Ameris. So as long as Jodha doesn't tell them the whole story, how ll Dadisa and Mainavati make her understand?😕

Take 3:

Bharmal(he is in his elements today) gives a heavy bag containing 10 1 rupee coins to the nirma safedi ladies. He asks them to use the money for buying detergent for all women who come to the ashram. 👏👏👏Jodha hands over an empty bag to be given to Shehnaz as a nazrana.⭐️⭐️⭐️...Saying this she decides to leave for Amer"Jallu nahin to koi aur Ullu hi sahi" 😆

10 1 rupee coins???🤣🤣🤣 Dad giving one rupeee and beti giving empty bag?🤣

Jodha Rani, ab kya hua tera waada to Shehnaz?😡 Now she conveniently forgets abt the promise and gets ready to leave for Amer alone?? DOUBLE STANDARDS!!!

Take 4:

Jodha ki aane ki khushi mein Amer ki bandhiyon ko naya uniform mila hai. Neela dupatta,lal ghagra..One bandhi runs about announcing the new offer from rooftops to anyone who has still not availed of it. When Dadisa gets the news she gifts her sone ke kangan(This is a genetic problem which she has passed onto Jodha) to the bandhi...Then in a bid to get her kangan back,she announces that she alone will give the news to Mainawati.😉.That way she can hijack Mainawati's kangan which she had eyed for a long time😉😆

Aarrghhh I am so pissed off reading this in the WU🥱 How can anyone celebrate their daughters return to maayka after breaking up wid her hubby?😕

Take 5:

Mainwati decides to take her long due bath hearing of Jodha's arrival "Mere vastra lao" she commands..But then laziness gets the better of her🥱🥱.She decides to send Dadisa for the welcome party and decides to play with her favourite Barbie dolls instead🤪

Hahaa gud that she didn't go to welcome her. But for ALL wrong reasons. Seriously Maina??!! U shd leave Jodha wid hay stack for a day and then Hay stack ll understand the crisis that she has brought upon herself😆.

at least this way, Jodha wud have forgotten Kanha😛 and started blaming Ambe maw for her situation😆. And wen she gets some time, she wud hv done some pooja😆

Take 6:

Jo's antratma has developed a mind of its own.😈.The antartma is seen continuing her World tour moving around the Jungles of Mathura by herself and Jalal chances upon the her. I have a strong feeling that tomorrow he will mistake Abul Mali for Jo and therefore not fight him😈😆😆

Abul mali and Jodha??😆 Kyaa comparison hai😆. I think u hv gotten out all ur frustrations of the serial in this one statement😆😆

Scene stealer of the week:

This is from an old one,but just caught my eye.The all knowing hakim who treats Jalal when he is ill takes one look at the aushadi and proclaims that the woman who made this medicine is very knowledgeable.👏👏 Did the medicine have a label that a "stree" made it😆😆😆

heheheee may be this hakim reads the air signals surrounding the medicine which says Jodha Jodha Jodha😆 May be Jodha shd join this hakim and learn how to read air signals😆