PhatPhatiya Post - Jab Moonchiya wrote to SJ - Page 6

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🥳🥳 bol sj bol 'sangam' hoga ke nahin???

Just simply fantabulous .Girl you rock!😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

Reading your posts is more entertaining than watching the show. Poor Ahem dikra

Dear PPP daily columnist / New paper lady.😆

Vat is this type of dancing "Saawariya😭 dance against the window lights"?

Is it much like the towel dance of a memorable show that one of the girls mentioned in the first page, except against the lights of the window and a multicoloured towel instead of a white one😆, or is this a new type of consummation dance an innocent like me knows nothing about 😳 , I am confused, please tell me madam columnist.

A berry confused reader. 😭

Originally posted by: serialjunkie

Dear Msin

Your problem is certainly not unique. My advice it to confess and come clean with your Non-Moonchiya. Then invite him to join India Forums. In less than two hours, he will leave you alone for life. I mean it.

As for our speshal cunnecshuns, do tell non-moonchiya, its nothing personal.

SJ

Originally posted by: Naach_Basanti

Dear SJ,

Thanks for reassuring me. Given the lack of celibacy bones in Major saab's body, I'd like to get down (dont think gutter mindz) to the business right away.

How do I seduce him?
Wear a lehanga that starts below my pelvis alike Laila?
Or wear an outfit like Maithali so that Major saab will have fun unwrapping the package?

What music should I opt for?
Bahon ki darmiyaan, a song widely used by my fellow consumashun sisters across TV land?
Or should I go for something gutsy like Raat ka nasha abhi?

Most importantly I need to zero in on a location for consumashun.
Should I opt for a cheap 10Rs wala Rug from Sarojini market?
Or do it in a hut so that Major Saab can hit me with a danda?
Or opt for the wet grass like Sandhya Beendini?

Look forward to your advice.

Paro

🤣 NB you are tooo good.. the only match for SJ!!!!!

Dear SJ,

Thanks for reassuring me. Given the lack of celibacy bones in Major saab's body, I'd like to get down (dont think gutter mindz) to the business right away.

How do I seduce him?
Wear a lehanga that starts below my pelvis alike Laila?
Or wear an outfit like Maithali so that Major saab will have fun unwrapping the package?

What music should I opt for?
Bahon ki darmiyaan, a song widely used by my fellow consumashun sisters across TV land?
Or should I go for something gutsy like Raat ka nasha abhi?

Most importantly I need to zero in on a location for consumashun.
Should I opt for a cheap 10Rs wala Rug from Sarojini market?
Or do it in a hut so that Major Saab can hit me with a danda?
Or opt for the wet grass like Sandhya Beendini?

Look forward to your advice.

Paro

Originally posted by: gangaprakash38

🤣 NB you are tooo good.. the only match for SJ!!!!!

I cannot even dream of matching SJ. She is my Guru. 😳

Hilarious post as always SJ ! loved it. 😊