MEIEJ-Madhu's dialogues

4.Tarass aata hai mujhe tum par. Tum kuch lete kyun nahin? Tum kya kehte ho? Vodka, gin, whiskey, ya scotch?(I pity you. Why don't you take something. What do you say? Vodka, gin, whiskey, or scotch?)

5.Mr Rishabh Kundra. Tumne sirf kuch bigaara nahin hai. Tumne mujhe kaath kar rak diya hai. Tookhron mein. Kaise sudhaaroge usse? Main jaanna chaati hoon? Hai koi jawaab?(Mr Rishabh Kundra. You have not just spoiled something. You have cut me - into pieces. How will you mend this? I want to know. Do you have an answer?)

6.Main tumhari kharidi hui ghar ka samaan nahin hoon, jisse tum price tag dikha dikha kar kahon, ke ye meri kharidi hui cheez hai.(I am not some household object that you have bought and can keep on showing the price tag and say that this is an article that I bought.)

7.Tum BHi Apnaa Ilaaj Unhi Se Karwaate Ho..??

8.Paas aane ki koshish mat karna, koon nikaljaayegaa... mera koon.

9.Is ghar ka cuna sa lakar mera bacha ka girna tak ka ilgam mujha par laga .
Meri jimbar ki me sab ka man ko samjhu , un ka samane jhuku, un ki sare batha sunu par maa mujha samajhne ki jimbari kis ki ha. Me sab ka shatha kari rahu kabhi unka hatha tham kar to kabhi hatha jora kar par mera jarurath me mera shatha koun kara hai. Me is ghar me kisi ki bahu to kisi ki patni to kisi kisi ki bati to kisi ki sub kuch par mera yaha kun hai. Apna hi ghar me akale par gi hu, rona chathi hu par samjha nahi aata kis ka pass ja kar rou..

10.Yeh police station hai. Tumhare baap ka ghar nahin jo muh uthaye aur chale aaye. Zanjeer. Amitabh Bachchan. 1973.

11.Woh kya hai na...hum mein bhi thodi bohot mystery hoti hai

12.Patidev, woh kya hai jo pet ke daayi taraf hota hai aur jiska wazan ek der kilo hota hai? Woh kya hota hai? Haan Liver! Aur aap jaante hai na, sharaab peene se liver kharaab ho jaata hai ? Ab please yeh mat kahiye ga ki liver bhi nahin hai ! Dil ka na hona chalo maine maan liya! Par liver ka naa hona kuch zyada nahin ho jaayega?

13.Bittuji tussi tension na lo! RK ki Biwi hoon ! Aiwayein toh kuch bhi nahin karoongi! Hai na?

14.Toh aajse patidev sharaab bandh aur doodh shuru !!

15.Mr Rishabh Kundra sirf Biwi ka naam nahin diya . Biwi banaya hai.

16.Rishabh Kundra jo rishta tumne joda tha tumhaare tareeke se, ab nibhaayungi main apne tareeke se. All the best Honey

17.Main kamzor pata nahi hoon ..cactus hoon cactus ,zameen main ghari hui kaanton se bhari hui mazboot si ..mere kareeb aanay ki koshish b mat karna ,,,khon nikal sakta hai mera khoon

18.Mujhe jawaab chahiye ,main janna chahti hoon ,mujhe jawaab do.

19.Li jiye, chuhe par experiment hua hai, aur khaane mein koi zehr nahin hai, kyunki main ab tak zinda hoon

20.Main wada karti hun k mian tumhain yahaan 1 maheena kam kar k dikhaon gi .. 1 month bolay to 30 din aur hum 2non jaantay hain k kiss ka wada sacha hai ha aur kis k jhoota

21.Phir bhi, agar tumhe lagta hai ke tumhaari gardan jukhrahi hai, aur tumhe spondylitis ho jayega, to iss complementary gift ke badle tum mujhe kuch de sakte ho. Apne bete ko ye sikhao, ke ye dharti boxing ring nahi hai, jahan sirf log larte hai. Yahan log jeete bhi hai...

22.Ab mujhe anderion se darr nahin lagta,usse dehke darr lagta hai jo main na ujallah mein dekha, isse darr nahin nafrat kethe hai.

23.How dare I, how dare u ab kya kar logey tum, batho mujhe kessay logaye iss panchve thappar ka badla, main tumse pooch rahin hoon, pehle char thappron ka badla tumhe bout koob se liye tha, ek joothe rishte main passe kar, dohka de kar, mere zindagi barbaad karnay ki koshah kar kar, ab paanchve tappar ka badlah kaise logaye?

24.2nd standard, nahin baby tum to abhi be kinder garden main ho.

25.Har kahaani ka anth kushiya nahi hota...
agar hum ek dusre ke liye bani hai toh phir hum milenge...
zaroor milenge..."(Anamika)

26.Mujhe pakado...
kaske
ek tight waala hug
aur promise karo aaj ke bhaath tum apni dil ki bhaath sunooge
maan...maanoge na??!!

27.Ha RK... Me tumara tutta hua dil nahi dek sakhi
nahi me umara dil dhod sakthi hoo
chanthe ho kiyu??!!
kiyuki me tumse pahuth piyaar karthi hoon
i love you RK

28.Vo ishq hai kiya,
jisme koyi pagal ban naho
hai na??!!

29.Me tume nahi konaa chthi thi
aur
apne aapko nahi kona chathi thi.

30.Tab tak saabhith karte rahongi?Mera yaar sirf aur sirf tumhare liye hai...Uss raat mein apni jaan den eke liye tayaar thi...Kya oh sabot khafi nai tha...Choti choti bato par mujhe shakk karte rate ho...Kaise tumhe vishwaas dila doon...

Please RK jab tak tum meri trust nahi karte na mere paas mat aao...Kitni baar mein apni pyaar ka...Sachai ka...Saboot dene padega...RK uss raat...Baat meri zindagi ki nai ti...Baat meri sachai kit hi...

Mat dekho RK...Mat dekho mujhe iss tara...Tumhare aanke bhi tumhari tara bolne lage hu...Please RK mat girao mujhe itna...Todi si izzat meri aankon me meri liye hi rehne do...

31.Mera dil usi vakth bhi uska haath nahi joda tha
jab usne khuth apni mutti kolthi thi

32.Mein usse chahthi hoon
aur ye chahath tum tho kiya,
bagavaan tho kiya,
zindhagi tho kiya
mouth tho kiya
khuth RK bhi nahi cheen saktha mujhse

33.Usne jo kuch bhi kiya na, saamne kiya
uska piyaar
uska nafrath
sab kuch saamne thi

34.Ek bhaath hameshakeliye yaad rakna
mein RK se bahuth piyaar karthi hoon
aur me uskeliye kuch bhi kar sakthi hoon
tho aajse tumare ladaai ...RK ke saath nahi
muj se aur RK se...hum se

35.Mujhe pakado...
kaske
ek tight waala hug
aur promise karo aaj ke bhaath tum apni dil ki bhaath sunooge
maan...maanoge na??!!

36.Ha RK... me tumara tutta hua dil nahi dek sakhi
nahi me umara dil dhod sakthi hoo
chanthe ho kiyu??!!
kiyuki me tumse pahuth piyaar karthi hoon
i love you RK

37.Vo ishq hai kiya,
jisme koyi pagal ban naho
hai na??!!

38.Me tume nahi konaa chthi thi
aur
apne aapko nahi kona chathi thi

39.Nahi gudgudi hoti hey.. woh kya hey na mere hasne ka tareeke thode alag hey..

40.Vamp se poochlo Vampire..

41.Samcho ki mei Mr. India hoo.. aur meine woh jaadoo wali ghadi pahani hey.. aur thume mei dikh nahi rehi.. thume bas yeh chamach dhik reha hey...

42.PATI!!!

43.Hum to mar bhi baithe, to logon ki khidkiyan na khuli, unke to jukham par bhi, ibaadat aur mannaate ho gayi..

44.Kal raat tum aaise so rahe the, jaise tumhe dekh kar hi wo line banai hogi, Ghore bechkar sona...

45.Koi nayi baat nahi keh rahi, tumhe bhi pata hai, main ziddi hoon, tumhari tarah, naso mein ek hi khoon hai...

46.Main un pagalon mein se nahi hoon jo apne aap se baatein karte hai...

47.RK, tumne Mr. India dekhi hai??? To socho ki main Mr. India hoon aur maine woh jadoo wali ghari pehenli aur main tumhe dikh hi nahi rahi, tumhe sirf yeh chammach dikh rahi hai..

48.RK, tum pichle janam mein khamba the kya?? Khamba hi yun akad ke khada rehta hai...

49.Jab jaante ho akad taarif nahi hoti, to fir akadte kyun ho???

50.On med bottle- Jan bahhot der tak chalei sochte hue sir mei dard ho jaye to ye sirdard ki goli
On bandage- jab tumhare plans flop ho jayei aur gusse mei paglate hue apna hath kaatt lo toh ye uske liye
On dettol- aur ye tumhare andarr ke zehar ke liye
Janti hu ye kum hai magar isse bada tha nahi
Cotton- duniya ki batei tumhare kaano mei na aaye
Last note- Socha dil ke dard ke liye bhi kuch lu lekin...
Then Madhu enters- Phir yaad aaya ke tunhare pas to dil hi nai hai

51.Pleasure's all mine!

52.Main tumhari kuch nahi hu!

53.Ex-biwi!

54.RK aag hai
jungal ki aag,
vo aas paas logo ko jalakar rak kardhegaa

55.Tum vo insaan ho jo har subh apni girne ki had banata hai aur shaam hote hote us had ko paar karne mein kamyaab bhi ho jata hai

56.Kaho Na RK Jhoot Bol Rahe Ho.. Ha Na?

57.Mera haath toote, peir toote, dil toote! Tumhe kya fark parta hai? Tumhe koi haq nahi meri parwa karne ki! Suna tumhe!