PhatPhatiya Post - Kaisay Katay yeh din

Paro: I am wrong

Moonchiya: but you are beautiful

Paro: Tejawat is a traitor

Moonchiya: but you are beautiful

Paro: I will stand by you

Moonchiya: but you are beautiful

Paro: See I even changed

Moonchiya: But you are beautiful

Paro: marry me na

Moonchiya: but you are too beautiful

Paro wished she had her tried and tested Danda with her to hit his head again.

Tejawat prepares to escape BSD while Thakurain sits there la di da, going on and on about Rudra, his wedding, his consumashuns, her 4 or 5 future grandchildren, their names, the schools they would enroll etc. Tejawat gets impatient and uses the handy dandy chloroform on her, that the entire set of RR got on discount. Mumbai Chloroform manufacturers send special regards to director.

Singh saab looks especially happy that Paro will need to be put up in a "secure" place. He is relieved his secret farm house will finally be put to good use. Ofc, PAro baisa does a major KLPD on him when she vehemently states that she be with one and only one Consumashuns ka Raja, her Rudra.

Paro is stunned to find Dilly boy strapped to Oxygen tank, while KcM contorts her face with satisfaction. Moonchiya repeats that Paro is beautiful. Paro really wishes she had stopped using the Fair and Lovely and makes a mental note to use Lifebouy instead.

Paro wonders why she would try to burn Dilly boy to a barbecue, when should could have easily kicked his inhaler under the bed and let him suffer. Sunehri and Mythili, those turncoat idiots believe any crap they see. Paro should have left Mythili to do the Jab Thak Hai Jaan dance on broken pieces of glass, and not become the Veeru to come to her rescue.

Now Aman and Rudra come in alone to Thakur's haveli, because the entire BSD is on official Mahashivrathri public holiday. They run helter skelter, avoiding every possible photo of Thakurain and Thakur. Ofc the large portrait photo is still freshly wet, since it was taken this morning before Thakur drugged Thakurain, went to mela, got Mirchi in his every pore, came back, and drugged Thakurain again.

Aman: Sir, theres a photo here

Rudra: I will not look here, I will look there.

Aman: There is another photo by the nightstand

Rudra: I will look under the bed.

Aman: sir, there is another photo on the wall

Rudra: I will look in the kitchen.

Aman: sir, there is another photo by the desk

Rudra: I will look in the large trunk by the bed, because thakur is idiot enough to leave guns all over the house.

Aman: Sir, There is a photo by the bedside

Rudra: I will look in the bathroom

And so, after avoiding every darn hint, we see a dramatic rudra, dropping hot wax on his body, nearly burning the draperies and curtains before he dramatically sees the large portrait of the handsome couple. Then he almost falls over the balustrades but remembers, he has to settle a score with another beautiful woman.

Tomorrow: Paro pours hot daal on Rudra's head.

If we were to live one half of the things in one year, that happen in RR in half a day, I'd have been dead stiff in a coffin long ago.

Paro would be the only woman when Rudra says you are beautiful to not blush... man how many times did he say she was beautiful... if only someone said that to me a few times I would be in 7th heaven to never come down

Mala doesn't understand Thakur's urgency... how can a wife seeing her husband in so much tension think about her son (who she left), his wedding, her choice of his wife etc etc... such a handsome husband is in tension can't you see that dear... he had to use chloroform this time... but he makes sure to have things handy to make Mala faint easily... hes such a nice husband apart from his files he kept all the jewellry as well so that she can dress up everyday

Oh now he got to see his mom's potrait... I think it was defintely taken that morning before all the hungama... so that when they flee Rudra could see a superb portrait of them looking all made for each other... I guess he is more shocked to see his mom is more beautiful now and his dad was right she is beautiful...

Moonchiya in leather is HOT.

I missed your posts, SJ-sa!

Rudra and Aman were BEAUTIFUL today. Now that they have a REAL search warrant, they've decided to look under every cushion, and inside every kettle in Thakur Sa's Haveli. Presumably to find Thakur Tejawat and his...er...guns.

Then Rudra does this amEzing demonstration of how NOT to hold a candle. Mombatti hai, paagal, torch nahi!

And of course, he sees his mother's face with dramatic purple-blue lightning in the background. The CGI budget for this show must be REALLY low. Their standards are APPALLING.

I have one REALLY important kostin? Yeh Rudra ko BSD mein Major kisne bana diya? He has failed EVERY mission he's tried to accomplish so far. He is a terrible judge of character. He doesn't understand the concept of motives or evidence.

But he looks REALLY good in leather. I guess that's enough. I bet the BSD upper echelons are women. Or maybe General Singh hasn't come out of the closet.

haaahhh hooohaooo... i am dead laughing...aapko har serious cheez itni funny kaise dekthi hai?

Freshly painted photo, chloroform supply...apne tho humme mardala!!!

Was thinking after all this they will leave this for i discovered my mom for another day to come... par CVs neh sab kuch fit kar diya... kya talent hai!

I still want to keep editing my post to singing praises to you SJ sa,,,, will that, in the halli ramji tune sound too boring for you SJ sa??

I think i will just stick to re reading your post...

This is one tiring show. I agree. Paro needs to go on a looong vacation. With Rukmini and no humans.

btw paro definitely needs to pour the hot dal on Rudra's head to make him stop from chanting about 'khoobsurat aurat 'and continue with his other 'leelas' which is currently on hiatus due to 'daddy dahan' episode.