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Cotswolds

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Posted: 11 years ago

#341

Reporter Vijay of Daily Bhaskar finally succeeded in getting 2 photos of Lord Ganesha's mouse for comparison. One photo was just prior to Jainemaya's theft and second one just after.

The comparison of photos revealed that the mouse has become very chubby overnight and gained lot of weight. Opposition party leader Vighnasur has accused Lord Ganesha of wrongly employing his loyal mouse to eat all high calorie pages of Jainemaya's Mahabharat and to nibble at competition.

Vighnasur fears that he is also now on Lord Ganesha's hit list.

Meanwhile, divine ministry of literature refuted the charges and explained that the mouse was chubby due to pregnancy. When it was pointed out that the mouse was a male species, the statement was quickly rescinded.

When egged on, they released another statement that the mouse is not chubby but swollen, It has contracted a rare form of Eliphantasia disease due to close contact with its master.

The mouse remained unavailable for comment.

Vijay says that he initiated the inquiry after a call from SayaneeH.Lecter and thanks her profusely.

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Diala D

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Posted: 11 years ago

#342

that was very quick and great one too 👏

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panchaali

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Posted: 11 years ago

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Originally posted by: Cotswolds
By the way, please dont blame innocent Shinde. 😭
He is poor Dilbert. A real pointy haired villain is his boss Ashok. 😈
Shinde only follows orders. He feels guilty and plans to perform holy yagya and visit all Jyotirlingas to wash away his sins.

Ashok, the sinner has been strongly advised to visit strong Ganga current of Karnaprayag and do exactly what Laxman did in the end, after being banished by Rama.

Ashok is again conferring Indonesian versions to see if he can send Shinde instead as his substitute.

I knew it except handsome bosses in Hindi daily soaps all bosses are villain

In fact sometime I use the word "Boss" for villain

Don't know why Microsoft word haven't kept the word "Boss" for the synonym of "villain"

Are the owner fond of some Hindi daily soap opera😲 as well!!!

Now I found another way of woman abuse in this country, from the childhood girls grow up watching those serials dreaming about a handsome gentleman, rough talking boss, but at workplace they meets only rough talking ones😭 highly excluding the first twos 😭

Well if Ashok dares to step at Karnaprayag the water will take him straight to heaven as it is the meeting point of two celestial gangas Alakananda and Mandakini

Ashok don't have to take any dip like laxman 😆

The river has that much current

then souls of Karna and Durya will hit him with arrows and mace every moment 😆

So being in heaven also Shinde will enjoy the bestest hell ever 🤣

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panchaali

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Posted: 11 years ago

#344

so you will be leaving again

miss you, without you the distortions raises my blood pressures

and now Arya is getting married to my sautan where my sautan uses my most used dialogues at Karna AT for my Arya to impress him😡

and the sad part is he is impressed 😭😭

P.S:- Ashok and shinde visits Karna AT, they stole Panchaali's dialogue for Vrushali😡😡😡

I am so going to do their Vastrharan 😡

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Cotswolds

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Posted: 11 years ago

#345

Originally posted by: panchaali

I knew it except handsome bosses in Hindi daily soaps all bosses are villain
In fact sometime I use the word "Boss" for villain

Akshay movie Boss with our Mr Adaalat lawyer, our own Perry Mason comes to mind.

I still remember, I hated it when in Zankar Beats, Pancham da was called Boss. 😆😆

Don't know why Microsoft word haven't kept the word "Boss" for the synonym of "villain"

Now I found another way of woman abuse in this country, from the childhood girls grow up watching those serials dreaming about a handsome gentleman, rough talking boss, but at workplace they meets only rough talking ones😭 highly excluding the first twos 😭👏

then souls of Karna and Durya will hit him with arrows and mace every moment 😆

So being in heaven also Shinde will enjoy the bestest hell ever 🤣

😆😆😆👏

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Cotswolds

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Posted: 11 years ago

#346

Originally posted by: panchaali

P.S:- Ashok and shinde visits Karna AT, they stole Panchaali's dialogue for Vrushali😡😡😡

I am so going to do their Vastrharan 😡

I will be careful Panchaali. 😆😆

Please remember, Ashok has no divine supply of clothes. 😆

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Posted: 11 years ago

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I literally was shrieking and choking on my food. No words for these masterpiece chapters. There are more right?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Cotswolds

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Posted: 11 years ago

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CHAPTER FIFTEEN

This is a spoof on StartBharat and NOT on MB characters. I have high regard for all characters mentioned in this post.
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It was midnight when Arjuna entered HP .He was forced into exile for violating privacy code. Arjuna decided to visit Kunti and take her blessings before proceeding to forest to perform penance.

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Karna broke into sweat when he heard of Arjuna's arrival. Karna had a nagging uneasy feeling that Arjuna had followed him to HP and the exile was some mumbo jumbo.

He could never forget the seductive smile that Arjuna cast in HP court. What a terrifying smile !! He was haunted by that smile and Arjuna's loving look when he helped Arjuna to lift the stuck cart at Paanchal.

He remembered Dhritrashtra's punishment to Arjuna to wash his feet. How Arjuna caressed his feet fondly and held them longer than necessary in his bare hands, pressing gently, lovingly reluctant to let them go.

Adding fat to fire was Arjuna's penchant for cross dressing.

Karna was convinced that the wrath of Arjuna at IP was not born out of enmity, hatred towards him but out of jealousy towards Vrushali.
"Arjuna is in love with me." It was the inescapable conclusion.
He prayed to Suryadeva earnestly everyday that his fears proved unfounded.

Vrushali had proven that how ridiculously easy it was to marry him. All one had to do was to ask for his hand in charity. Karna was obliged to fulfill every request. On this backdrop, Arjuna's arrival was particularly alarming and unsettling.

What if Arjuna tomorrow comes at the Ganga's bank in the morning and ask for my hand... Karna fought back hard those repugnant thoughts. The situation was difficult and he had to act fast before morning.

He longed for a victory over his arch nemesis in din and bustle of battlefield and not in eerie quietude of private chambers.

He looked affectionately at Vrushali. She was blissfully dreaming about her Aarya and blushing in sleep. Karna put on slippers and headed towards Duryodhana's chamber for advice.

Arjuna, in a hurry to meet mother, did not see Karna approach and accidentally collided with him. Karna lost control fell on the floor and Arjuna on top of him.

Arjuna recognised Karna in a dim, flickering light of oil lamp.
"Pranam Angaraj Karna." Arjuna's face was lit up with the very smile, Karna dreaded the most. His face so close to Karna that Karna could feel his breath.
"Could you please get off me first ?" Karna bellowed angrily, pushed Arjuna aside and ran away without a single word.

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Bhishma from far end, saw Arjuna lying on top of Karna in a secluded place in the middle of night and then Karna running away surreptitiously.He could not believe his eyes .

And then it all came back to him.
He remembered the black day when HP was divided into two and how Arjuna suggestively smiled at Karna on that solemn occasion. What an odd smile!! The smile revealed all even then but Pitamaha chose to ignore.

But news of Arjuna's exile made him very uneasy.
"All hocus pocus..why did he barge into the weapon room when he knew that Draupadi was inside? Could he not simply send a message or use some other bow ?
It was too evident that he willingly broke the rule to stay away from IP as an excuse to linger in HP, near Karna. I must stop this Adharm discreetly."

Bhishma rushed to Arjuna as soon as Karna left. He looked at happy face of Arjuna with contempt.

"ARJUNA. WHY ARE YOU HERE ? LEAVE HP RIGHT NOW." Bhishma stretched his arms to obstruct Arjuna.
"Pranaam Pitamah. Why are you so upset with me ? Did I do anything wrong ? My love brought me here." Arjuna was eager to see his mother.

"ADHARM ADHARM.. Are you not ashamed to freely admit it infront of your Pitamah ? Have you lost your senses?"
"Ashamed ? I am proud of it. My heart bleeds. Everyday I long for the loving embrace of my dear..."

"SILENCE." Bhishma cut Arjuna at the crucial moment when he was about to eloquently describe his maternal affection. "Think about glory of your father. What will Kunti think ?"
"Why ? She will be pleased. It will definitely make her happy." Arjuna was getting concerned that age had finally taken its toll over Bhishma.

Bhishma was taken aback. He was aware of Kunti's frequent meetings with Karna. She had even invited Karna in her chamber secretly after he gave up Anga.

"Does it mean Kunti approves of this sin which is worse than killing of 100 brahmins? Has she given in to Arjuna's demands and is actively trying to be a bridge between two ? Kunti did force Karna to go to IP on the pretext of dropping Vrushali.
Why only blame Dhritrashtra ? Love of child can indeed make you do ghastly crimes." He thought with consternation.

His face hardened into firm resolve and he needlessly made yet another fatal, blunderous promise similar to the one he made to Dhritrashtra.
"Arjuna.. You aspire to be the best archer of the world but you will never be till you beat me. I am invincible. I promise to reveal my soft spot during a crucial battle between us to help you gain upper hand on me. But in return, you must leave now. Dont do what you came here to do. This is a request and order." Bhishma unable to hold tears back, quickly withdrew to his chambers.

"I think Pitamah means that Maata will not be happy to see me without winning independence for IP. It was silly of me to come here on impulse." Arjuna reasoned and decided to leave with heavy heart.

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Priyamvada was on her way to Kunti's chamber to give her more unsolicited advice. She recognised familiar silhoutte of Arjuna on top of Karna in lone corridors in the middle of night and rushed to Kunti without a pause.

"I am afraid I just now saw Rajkumar Arjuna with Karna in rather errr.. unconventional posture and hurried to tell you." Priyamavda could not muster strength to say anything else.

Kunti suddenly remembered Arjuna's odd smile to Karna. She did not think much at the time but that smile remained etched in her memory.
Adding to smile.., his disinterest and constant reluctance to marry Panchaali, Brihnnala look and to top it all what happened today... Kunti's mind raced furiously to connect non existent dots to come to inevitable, shocking conclusion. She let out a helpless scream and fainted.

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Arjuna was oblivious to effects of his smile. He had learnt this new smile technique from Shikhandini.

She had assured him that this smile radiates quiet confidence and has a very unnerving effect on opponent. She had also suggested to flutter eyelids and bite the lips delicately while smiling for added effect.

The smile technique was indeed powerful. It was quite evident by the way Karna ran away at night. Arjuna patted himself and resolved to master technique of biting lips soon.

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