OS - Being Shakuni (pg 142) Duryodhana's killing (pg 139) - Page 36

Originally posted by: panchaali

Cotty what have u done Thiss is a maddening piece OMG OMG 🤣

I am ROFLing like stupid crazy person in my office🤣

well all thinks I have gone mad (and credit goes to all of your One Shots)🤣

well this is crazy shot, funniest of all of your OS I must say🤣

this whole part is super funny, there wasn't a line when I have not laughed🤣well ROFLed

still my fav picks are these lines🤣

its no one shot its a MAD SHOT 🤣

Originally posted by: ...Diala...

I have nothing else to say but to scream and faint like Kunti.. 😆😆😆 Cotswolds wish I could kill you for this OS... the craziest one.. 😆

Originally posted by: Cotswolds

😆😆 Damn.. I still have hangover from Zankar beats and KHNH ( I watched it over weekend.) 😆
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Originally posted by: Medha.S

"Dont say a word Vidur. I am neither blind nor stupid. I can never forget the painful day when we divided HP. I was appalled to see Arjuna smiling suggestively at Karna on the solemn occasion. It was all too clear. Why is he now away from IP ?"

Bhishma Pitamah finds Arjunas smile suggestive? Priyamvada, Kunti, and Karna too?🤣

"Pranaam Pitamah. Why are you so upset with me ? Did I do anything wrong ? My love brought me here." Arjuna was eager to see his mother.

"ADHARM ADHARM.. Are you not ashamed to freely admit it infront of your Pitamah ? Have you lost your senses?"
"Ashamed ? I am proud of it. My heart bleeds. Everyday I long for the loving embrace of my dear..."

Oh Em Gee! Pitamah is homophobic!😲 He just assumed? Whose mind is in the gutter?🤣🤣

"SILENCE." Bhishma cut Arjuna at the crucial moment when he was about to eloquently describe his maternal affection. "Think about glory of your father. What will Kunti think ?"
"Why ? She will be pleased. It will definitely make her happy." Arjuna was getting concerned that age had finally taken its toll on Bhishma.

Bhishma was taken aback. He was aware of Kunti's frequent meetings with Karna. She had even invited Karna in her chamber secretly after he abdicated Anga.

Maa Da Ladla Bigad Gaya and Maata approves?🤣🤣
Kunti meeting Karna and trying to get him to become her son-in-law😆 Now that she has lost all hope to have him as a Son?😆
"Does it mean Kunti approves of this sin which is worse than killing of 100 brahmins? Has she yielded to Arjuna's demands and is actively trying to be a bridge between two ? Kunti did force Karna to go to IP on the pretext of dropping Vrushali.
Why only blame Dhritrashtra ? Love for child can indeed make you do ghastly crime." He thought with consternation.
See, Pitamah is homophobic.😭
His face hardened into firm resolve and he needlessly made another fatal promise similar to the one to Dhritrashtra.

"Arjuna.. You aspire to be the best archer of the world but you will never be till you beat me. I am invincible. I promise to reveal my soft spot during a crucial battle between us to help you gain upper hand on me. But in return, you must leave now. Dont do what you came here to do. This is a request and order." Bhishma unable to hold tears back, quickly withdrew to his chambers.

"I think Pitamah means that Maata will not be happy to see me without winning independence for IP. It was silly of me to come here on impulse." Arjuna decided to leave with heavy heart.

🤣 Poor Arjuna

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Karna broke into sweat when he heard of Arjuna's arrival. He was haunted by memory of Arjuna's seductive smile in the HP court and his loving look when Karna helped him to lift the cart at Paanchal.

🤣 Is Arjuna really so good at smiling? Even Angraj finds it seductive?

He remembered Dhritrashtra's punishment to Arjuna to wash Karna's feet. How Arjuna caressed his feet fondly and held them longer than necessary in his bare hands.

OH!!😲 Did you do it on purpose? Are we really talking about Karnas feet?

You do know what they say about Men's Feet no?🤣🤣

Caressing the 'feet', holding it in bare hands?🤣🤣

Karna was now convinced that the wrath of Arjuna at IP was not borne out of enmity, hatred towards him but jealousy towards Vrushali.

Karna thinks arjuna was jealous🥳

He prayed to Suryadeva earnestly everyday that his fears proved unfounded.

He longed for a victory over his arch nemesis in din and bustle of battlefield and not in eerie quietude of private chambers.

OH GOD!🤣 OH GOD!🤣

Hope They dont get Kamre Me Band, And Chaabhi Kho Jaaye🤣

Vrushali had proved that how ridiculously easy it was to marry him. All one had to do was to ask for his hand in charity. Karna was obliged to fulfill every request. On this backdrop, Arjuna's arrival was particularly alarming and unsettling.

What if Arjuna tomorrow comes at the Ganga's bank in the morning and ask for my hand... Karna fought back hard, the repugnant thoughts. The situation was difficult and he had to act fast before morning.

Arjuna going on his Knees and asking Karna to marry him🥳🥳 While the Sun shines on the Ganga.

Arjuna, in a hurry to get out of palace, did not see Karna approach and accidentally collided with him. Karna lost control fell on the floor and Arjuna on top of him.

☺️

Arjuna recognised Karna in a dim, flickering light of oil lamp.
"Pranam Angaraj Karna." Arjuna's face was lit up with the very smile, Karna dreaded the most.

😳😳😳 Arjunas smile!😆

This is the most romantic thing you have ever written.

"Could you please get off me first ?" Karna bellowed angrily, brushed Arjuna aside and ran away without a single word to Arjuna.

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Priyamvada was on her way to Kunti's chamber to give her more unsolicited advice. She recognised familiar silhoutte of Arjuna on top of Karna. She stood transfixed in horror and noticed Karna running away surreptitiously and Arjuna hurrying out of the palace,slowly fading away in the darkness.

🤣🤣 Damn it! Everyone has a Homosexual mind here, It is like they cant thing of anything else but Gay!

It took her a while to come back to senses. She nodded in resignation and came to Kunti's chambers. Kunti had already received the news and was waiting eagerly for her son. Priyamvada broke the bad news.

"I am afraid, Rajkumar Arjuna had left the palace. I dont think he came to see you. I saw him with Karna in rather errr.. unconventional posture." Priyamavda could not muster strength to say anything else.

Why not! Priyamvada is so blunt, she might a well have said what they were doing on top of each other in Dim Lights!!🤣

Arjuna's loving glance to Karna in the HP Rajyasabha, his disinterest and constant reluctance to marry Panchaali, Brihnnala look... Kunti's mind raced furiously to connect non existent dots to come to inevitable, shocking conclusion. She let out a helpless scream and fainted.

Even Kunti has a part of her brain that goes in Homosexual places!! This is EPIC!!🤣

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Arjuna was oblivious to effects of his smile. He had learnt this new smile technique from Shikhandini.

🤣 Shikhandinin was just trying to torcher Pitamah Bheeeshma! But she ended up wrecking havoc on HP!

She had assured him that this smile radiates quiet confidence and has a very unnerving effect on opponent. She had also suggested to flutter eyelids and bite the lips delicately while smiling for added effect.

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The smile technique was indeed powerful. It was quite evident by the way Karna ran away at night. Arjuna patted himself and resolved to master technique of biting lips during exile.

I demand Draupadis reaction to this? Please?😳😆

Originally posted by: Cotswolds

😆😆 Thanks Panchaali. I am relieved. I thought I will be beaten up by Karnalis. 😆
I prayed to Suryadev but he rejected all my offerings so I was a bit apprehensive.


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Originally posted by: Cotswolds

🤣🤣 Medha your commentary is superb and hilllarious. I am still rofling😆😆
Loved it. You have given me some great ideas. 👏

I initially planned to add Drau's reaction but later on dropped because the post was getting lengthy. I will add it separately. 😃


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