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hez been news more for his gfs and exes than his abs and waxes.
Hez sweeter than barfi and colder than turkey.
Hez a rockstar but known more for his cockstar.
Hez new toyboy for kjo coz srk is PC's new toyboy.
Hez breaking hearts to break the records... but Aamir is breaking records to heal the hearts.
His father is proud.. his son knows how to enjoy good things in life.. his mother is ashamed.. how to kill good s**ts with knives.
he was close to be a (super)star with funkus movie.. his parents bruaght him down to earth.
His eyes (too close to each other,, its called predatory eyes) is more focused on female than the script, he can screw the female... script can follow.
He wud romance kareena but karishma.. coz the later is no more famous.
If Alia produce her birth certi and proves shez 18 years old.. Ranbir wud eye on her younger sis.
if katrina and hrithik rumours starts.. he wud ask suzi for a date. and call the bhai.
If dropping the towel didnt make his debut hit,, he will wear the towel from bottom to midway.
If Rishi papa can romance 16 years old (late) divya bharti.. he can romance 12 years old ------------ in real life.
when u have more gfs for press to impress than ur movies.. u r alpha male. U make akshay look like a saint.
If he gets married.. it wud be the end of the world. 😕
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