Khamma Gani!!
Myself Parvati from Thakur sa's Birpur.
I do hope you remember me from my wedding that u not only attended but also danced in.
It was a grand affair, after all thakur sa organized it and you did manage to sneak out some tangadi kebabs for some 'janwaar' of yours. Yes! Yes! I do remember my brief encounter with you on "Lipton with Laila" in the haveli's rest room! Did you feed your animal well?? 🤔
After you departure.. your Jhaala made a lot of haala.. killed my bhaala and is now holding on to my paala. I am not allowed to go to the bathroom without reporting to "Happy Singh ji" sa.
The reason...
BSD is running a confidential inquiry on your Jaanwar/ my Jalaad. They suspect that he is running a private "bodyguard agency", in partnership with Aman sa. Incase they find evidence against him for running a private business and not giving his 100% to his BSD's vardi, unka court marshal ho jayega!!
This has upset our J/J cause loosing his post would mean he cant wear those 4 uniforms he has and those are the only pair of clothes he owns.
He is too proud to ask his Chachi cum Maasi sa to make some new tie and dye kurtas for him.
Instead, he would rather keep me on house arrest to prove the efficiency of his dual jobs.
Laila bai sa, I beg you... aapko aapke 8 years ki jaan pehechan ka vasta... save me from these 8 haftoon ka kaid.
Writing from Happy singh ji's kaid within the walls of the borrowed haveli,
Aapki Parvati.
You can also call me Paro!!