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What is this? We went from patriotism to tent-wala-attempted-consumashuns to Aloo batata full fledged kitchen politics??
Sumer wants to facebook friend Bhabhi sa but she has deactivated her account. KakiCumMasi (KCM) is the spokesperson for Cultural and Culinary Center of Rajasthan. Ask her where Hara-Kiri and Hera-Pheri embroidery work is done and she will tell you in Jaipur and Udaipur respectively. Ask her where Ulta-Pulta and Batata-Chappal-Bata culinary specials are made and she will tell you right there in their village.
The stupendous and amazing lengths Dilsher and Moonchiya go to hide Paro's GPS location - fake romance, breakfast in bed and eye sax, claims that she was raised in Jaipur, did college in Singapur, internship in Jabalpur, correspondence embroidery course in Birpur - Mhara Bheja Samrat Ke Pajama Ke tharah cophused hovay re!!!
And to what end? KCM's warning bells are ringing loud enough for entire Rajasthan and she knows behind that constipated mask, Paro is nothing but a liar. She puts Paro to test in the kitchen and gives Mythili the morning off to try some recreational sex with Samrat. Ofc, that dimwit Samrat doesn't take the hint and walks out on Mythili claiming some vague protest over adoption - them conservative right wingers! Nice save, Samrat, you've confirmed that you have serious performance anxiety.
Now, Paro baisa thinks the kitchen is something straight from Star Wars spaceship. there are odd blinking lights, strange knobs and weird contraptions everywhere, everything looks and feels alien. She asks Moonchiya for help and because he absolutely cannot raise suspicion in KCMs mind, he comes in huffing and puffing to demo the appliances.
Me thinks Moonchiya was a Samsung Appliances Sales Representative before he turned BSD officer, the deftness and care to details are incredible. Paro baisa has a IQ of over 120 and easily masters the use of 20 different blades in the Kitchenaid Food Processing machine in less than 10 seconds. Whats more, she grinds the masala to right consistency and makes efficient use of Gas - things i still can't do well after years of kafkaesque kitchen adventures.
Breakfast at Ghar Mandir Manohar is nothing short of a Hitchcockian thriller. KCM's acid combined with hot potato subzi and overdose of sugar gives our Moonchiya serious heart burn and vitriol. After everyone leaves, he vomits it all out on Paro in a severe case of over the top verbal diarrhea. And he doesn't forget to drop a left handed compliment, "You are such an ethereal, curvy, sexy beauty, I tho will try everything in my power to not ogle or fall in love with you. No siree bop! I will hate you...O god, i know its hard, but by jove, I will try my best." Paro watches with fascination and wonders if Splenda would have been a better choice for Moonchiya's tea.
PS: If I were not straight, I'd push that KCM against the wall, bore into her eyes with mine and kiss her plump cheeks. KakiCumMasi - you are Da BOMB!! But I am straight, and I reserve all dreams for Moonchiya. But you get the idea, awesome acting by Ms. Khare
PPS: Rukmini checked out Moonchiya and she approves
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